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    Alice O'Connor posted a new article, Crysis 3 trailer lusts after military hardware.

    Gosh, aren't guns cool! They're all sleek and shiny, and making loud noises when you kill things. So cool! A new Crysis 3 trailer is dedicated to its new 'Typhoon' super-mega-cool gun, which EA says is "the culmination of 2,000 years of human warfare" and "the purest form of expression." With such an erotic weapon, you could be forgiven for wanting to seductively run your tongue across the tips of its ten barrels.
    Jan 16, 2013 11:03am PST
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    Alice O'Connor posted a new article, Crysis 3 trailer lusts after military hardware.

    Gosh, aren't guns cool! They're all sleek and shiny, and making loud noises when you kill things. So cool! A new Crysis 3 trailer is dedicated to its new 'Typhoon' super-mega-cool gun, which EA says is "the culmination of 2,000 years of human warfare" and "the purest form of expression." With such an erotic weapon, you could be forgiven for wanting to seductively run your tongue across the tips of its ten barrels. : ShacknewsThis person is cool!

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    • You rule Alice. Just sayin. : RogerDandyThis person is cool!
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      Alice O'Connor: Best Shacknews employee since Chris Remo. : crummynzThis person is cool!
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        pfft way better than Chris. : RogerDandyThis person is cool!
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          Ok, let's get real here. No. : Wisp!
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            Pretty much. Remo is the Shack's high water mark. : Alice O'Connor
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              Or, I don't know. Nick was brillo too. And only Faylor ever sang to me. : Alice O'Connor
              • Chris is my favorite ever. I felt really bad when breckon died from lack of O2 in FTL. : Pneum0This person is cool!
              • Best Shack prank ever BTW. : spazzium
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              It's no disrepect to your work, but Remo was really good and set the standard that Breckon, Faylor, and o... : Wisp!
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                garnett's not bad he's just kind of an establishment game journalist granted that's not to say chris e : DeBurgoThis person is cool!
                • (the podcasts I mean, not the articles.) : DeBurgoThis person is cool!
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            Only one of them can reach the top shelf. Advantage Alice. : Rauol DukeThis person is cool!
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              Alice's top shelf has some assets that Remo will never have, nudge nudge wink #1reasonwhy wink. Advantage... : Haxim
              • She also has the legal name of Ayn Rand, which serves as a pleasant reminder whenever I read her posts. : Marrbe
            • She also bought me a drink once, so she's pretty close, yes. : Mad Brahmin DiseaseThis person is cool!
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            I prefer Alice but that's mainly because in a fight, she'd kick my ass whereas poor Brian peppers I doubt... : abrasionThis person is cool!
            • You'd better watch out once his theme song starts playing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AfvgFfSSk&fmt... : Marrbe
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        Certainly the most interesting! Her editorials are just as entertaining. My gaming tastes align more cl... : spazzium
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          Psh, I don't write editorials. : Alice O'Connor
          • You have, at the very least, had some good reviews. You had your GOTY picks too. : spazzium
    • After watching that Dead Island cinematic trailer like 8 billion times, every time I hear "PEGI 18" I kee... : CalipsoII
    • The collector's edition better come with replica Typhoon with a picture of a three titted alien on the si... : Firefly1985
    • I did not have trouble masturbating to this. : grendelThis person is cool!
    • It's like someone was really jazzed about the "Meet the Heavy" video, for entirely different reasons than... : Johnny LawThis person is cool!
    • Do we now have to have a dose of wrist slapping with every story about games with guns? I feel bad now, G... : Ksey17
    • My god that was awesome, my computer just shit it self. : valcan_sThis person is cool!
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      Why wont this genre die off like Adventure games did so Adventure games can make a come back and fill the... : Cubictoast
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        But I like adventures AND shooty shooty! :( : eugthinks
        • You want the penis shooty shooty adventure genre i.e. Far Cry 3 : Cubictoast
      • *you have picked up a Book* *the socket under the lamp is Book-shaped. it has a curious pattern* USE B : EvilDolemiteThis person is cool!
    • lol, you have a fan https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/291698159233691648 : freakynipples69
    • 1:05 - 1:30 shows off why I loved the movement in Crysis 2. Will play this game! eventually : pyideThis person is cool!
    • 500 rounds a second and it sounds only slightly faster than an MG42 firing at 1,200 rounds per minute. p... : Turd FergusonThis person is cool!
    • Tip licking at its finest *snicker* : drac01
    • Damn, Halo is looking nice! : NighteyesThis person is cool!
    • Pft. Women is just jealous the awesome gun is better than even the horneyest sexboob she could ever have. : SpaecKowThis person is cool!
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