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    Jeff Mattas posted a new article, Armageddon gets farting unicorn after 1M demo downloads.

    Volition promises to bring Mr. Toots, a rainbow-farting unicorn, to Red Faction: Armageddon as a weapon, after 1M demo downloads.
    May 03, 2011 5:30pm PDT
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    Jeff Mattas posted a new article, Armageddon gets farting unicorn after 1M demo downloads.

    Volition promises to bring Mr. Toots, a rainbow-farting unicorn, to Red Faction: Armageddon as a weapon, after 1M demo downloads. : ShacknewsThis person is cool!

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      Pony Thread! : LatvianPride
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        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvZFUg4HPc&playnext=1&list=PLFFBA20B6C1E47CE4 : Volatus32x
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          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFFv1BSiQgA : LatvianPride
          • Hahaha, nice : Volatus32x
        • I wanted to turn it off..... but... I couldn't... ALSO: spoilers up in that shit :/ : etherboy
    • i wished they promised to bring a more interesting game premise : spiderfill
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      Mr. Toots ain't no joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxHhBx1FtLQ : Rotten DeaditeThis person is cool!
      • A video I would've seen had already been linked had I even bothered to read the article like a normal per... : Rotten DeaditeThis person is cool!
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      You know, I would, but gee the demo isn't out for PC so... : Memphis-Ahn
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        ...they can go take their game and shove it so far up their @$$, that they can feel their tonsils. : The_Turbinator
        • I tend to go in from the front when I want to feel my tonsils. : ZenzenTen
    • awesome : megarust32This person is cool!
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      They'd get there a lot faster if there was a PC demo >:( : PenicillinX57This person is cool!
      • Or if PSN was up. : Turd FergusonThis person is cool!
    • lol : feekThis person is cool!
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      That's funny. Mr. Toots what the nickname for my ex's overly-queefie vagina. : Godhatesfatpeople
      • Fail. : Desmond4231
    • I'm just glad that they took terraform out of the game..... :( : TOnezThis person is cool!
    • http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4121/4819511977_65ec526101.jpg : Wikus Van De Merwe
    • Wow they're not going to release a PC demo at all? That's a really bad sign. Think I'll wait for the revi... : ModulusThis person is cool!
    • ..and there goes any desire to buy this game. : vandelehart81
    • Mr. Hands would have been better : _jon