God almighty what is wrong with game developers these days.

I downloaded Asscreed 2. First modern game i've played in a long time that isnt either a budget indie game or a valve game.

Why do i have to run through a retarded boring intro sequence WHICH I CANT FUCKING SKIP, following some stupid woman with a creepy weird wide mouth. All i want to do is run about in venice but i've got to listen to these boring cunts talk. I've tried to play this game 3 times now and every single fucking time it doesnt save my progress and i have to go through the same fucking intro again.

Are game developers not normal human beings? Can they not distinguish between the interesting and the incredibly fucking tedious and insultingly predictable? Christ.

ARGH. i'm going to play quake.