any of you guys ever have a dream about a shacker that you have never met

I had a dream about mwasher

In my dream I was delivering for Fed-Ex with this other older guy. We had unloaded an entire truck at a loading dock and were sorting through the boxes, and mwasher walks up with his girlfriend and says "HEY THATS MY XBOX RIGHT THERE!!!" and I say "O'Rly?! are you sure?" He says hes sure, and I don't see my boss around so he takes the package and walks off with it. About that time the other Fed-Ex guy (I am assuming he is my boss) rolls out from around a corner and yells "HEY STOP IT RIGHT THERE"

This is where it gets cool, because the Fed-Ex guy pulls out his package gun they use for scanning and shoots it at mwasher and he freezes, and then levitates, and then the Fed-Ex guy spins him around to where he can easily see the package, scans it, makes an "HMPTTT!" Noise and then puts mwasher back down. He releases him and mwasher continues walking like he had never noticed a thing.

LOL

is mwasher really black?