The escort missions in Fable: The Lost Chapters are among some of the most tedious and unfun escort missions that I've experienced in a game in a very long time.

It's been a fight getting just 5hrs in and I have no idea how far I am into the core storyline. All I know is that every time I have to go rescue someone, I think twice and wonder if maybe it'd be better if I let their asses fucking die. Fuck them and fuck their escort mission.