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Rooster Cockburn
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When I get sick I sneeze uncontrollably, like ten times per minute sometimes. What the fuck do I do to make it stop? It's the worst part of being sick for me.
Sep 28, 2010 9:25pm PDT
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When I get sick I sneeze uncontrollably, like ten times per minute sometimes. What the fuck do I do to ma...
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Rooster Cockburn
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hot toddy
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Downforce
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Do not do this in any way, ever, do not even consider it, I strongly - strongly recommend you ignore this...
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abrasion
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Reverse psychology,
eh??
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Wikus Van De Merwe
No, it's a stupid thing to do and lowers your immune system. The only time I ever did it, I genuinely wa...
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abrasion
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Wait... what is it.
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TheNiXXeD
Retarded old wives tale trick of taking a hot tea with alcohol and honey or some shit in it and 'sweating...
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abrasion
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overreact much? the only reason it's frowned upon is because too much alcohol can cause dehydration but t...
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randomnull
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It lowers your immune system and can make you sicker, I've never been so sick in my life. 6 hours after I...
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abrasion
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Correlation does not imply causation, I find your staunch opposition to something as silly as a hot toddy...
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randomnull
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It's lowering the immune system and an urban myth, it's stupid and dangerous if people are genuinely sick...
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abrasion
Having a drink (or even two) doesn't lower your immune system. Excessive consumption of alcohol will lowe
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Juno
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you suck and did it wrong. you probably renamed the booze, and used the wrong booze anyway.
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Downforce
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Go use the internet and get back to me, it has no medical benefit at all - it's not medicine.
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abrasion
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Don't sweat it, I'm a teetotaler and wouldn't try it anyway.
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Rooster Cockburn
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I did sweat it, for you. I tried this faggot remedy and was the sickest I've been in my life. I considere...
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abrasion
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so you probably had a sinus infection and probably should have fucked around like a retard anyway. sta...
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Downforce
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Don't do dopey shit like urban myths for medical purposes - you're trying to argue a wives tale, lol
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abrasion
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yeah I really claimed it was modern synthetic doctor prescribed medicine!!!! here you are royally fucking...
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Downforce
LOL This post is awesome. Continue.
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OMGzImBurning
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If it's not for medical purposes one must conclude the addition of the alcohol is to warm you up or 'swea...
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abrasion
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Your conclusions suck, the alcohol is to relax muscles and ease coughing and sneezing.
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Juno
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Oh really, so now we need enough alcohol to relax muscles? http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=24122676...
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abrasion
http://www.gbvdb.com/images/robert_pollard_relaxation_large.jpg
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cfalcon
It doesn't take much at all to relax the muscles in your mouth and throat, which are the target.
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Juno
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stop spewing horseshit and use the internet yourself, as well. shall we start with webMD? http://www....
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Downforce
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http://firstaid.about.com/od/heatcoldexposur1/f/07_alcohol_warm.htm?rd=1
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abrasion
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try to get relevant at some point please, your first "LOL USE THE INTERNET" volley is a fail
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Downforce
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What other point is the alcohol, it's meant to warm you up - no other 'apparent' value can be gleamed fr...
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abrasion
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I surmise that if you have a sore throat it might help kill off some of the bacteria and provide relief n...
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Megara9
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I'd speculate ghosts and the tooth fairy may also help the cold :D
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abrasion
just proposing a plausible reason for the origin of the wives tale.
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Megara9
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There is alcohol in just about every cold medicine out there. It helps you sleep and relaxes your muscle...
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Galadriel07
DING!
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Sailor of Fortune
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I put in the precise amount as per the recipe.
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abrasion
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Then your recipe called for too much alcohol. Most that I have seen don't call for more than a shot or t...
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Galadriel07
I believe it was 1 shot.
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abrasion
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Alcohol actually lowers your body temperature, its just the sensation of feeling warm.
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Vincenoir
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That's what I'm trying to say.
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abrasion
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What are you trying to say, exactly? You're skipping all over the place, ignoring any relevant counterpoi...
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Juno
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No I'm not, you can claim I am - maybe even put words in to my mouth and try to look clever but my positi...
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abrasion
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I'm not trying to look clever - I am far too dumb for that. About your points, I agree that alcohol won't...
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Juno
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Alcohol will not act as an anti-inflammatory to help relief a sore throat, sinus pressure, etc, but other...
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classicfork
alright abrasion someone broke out an article with big words, you get a gold star
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Juno
that's extremely dangerous dude. better stick to ketel one and OJ
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cpt_gloval
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQm7YpxgOnA
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spazzium
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This is a good idea.
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Rooster Cockburn
I posted it because it was funny and relevant. I think if you sneezed while using one you'd probably exp...
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spazzium
Haha, I was wondering how the alcohol would work out ;)
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Ambient80
I knew what this was before clicking. Still funny.
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famine101
Drew is so awesome, he's very funny - although some of his twitter updates are quite funny, others ... I ...
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abrasion
Bag over face usually helps me deal with this problem.
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iamgoat
Sniff some vinegar.
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greasyjohn
Say "blueberries" in your head over and over.
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givemesnacks
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Hold your nose close.
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TheVietSpecial
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And your allergies closer.
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greasyjohn
lol
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Wikus Van De Merwe
haha
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Mad Brahmin Disease
lol
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Rooster Cockburn
Press your tongue up against the roof of your mouth right behind your front teeth as hard as you can, it ...
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Hemtroll
When I sneeze I just cough the air out through my mouth, I don't let any go through my nose.
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HL3dsx