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• He's like an ODST that gets dropped in to clean shit up. Bodies fly, skidmarks are measured, and afterwar... : Dave-A
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  Hey everyone! He's here! Back in the pile! : Crabs Jarrard
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    Before we go in, I wanted to give my thanks for reviving me in BFBC2 tonight. : Sailor of Fortune
    • Alright guys, this looks to be a messy one. We're going to need everyone spotting, and Crabs you pick up ... : MercFox1
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  Couldn't let it go could you pm chem Jr.? : ateam311
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    Shit, I'm doing the same fucking thing. Anyway, just let it go Fred. You know you're trolling the fuck... : ateam311
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      The definition of trolling on the Shack is pretty flexible. Like a Romanian gymnast. : Fred Garvin
      • The definition is only flexible in the sense that people such as yourself continue to find new ways to ma... : ateam311
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  If it makes you feel better, I thought your ipad threads were terrible but it's what I expect so why both... : geedeck
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    haiku is like Obama : sKetchflow
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      House. : geedeck
      • In the beginning there was Jack. : tometome
• "Dance my puppets dance" : brecht
• Shacknews, Shacknews never changes. Except for the occasional ownership. : Sailor of Fortune
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  Yeah it's definitely a dog pile and not a case of everyone here being totally sick of your bullshit threa... : haiku
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    REMIX! : Sailor of Fortune
    • Part Deux! : yosemiteclimber
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    It's not my job to contribute. It's a forum on a gaming site. : Fred Garvin
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      By posting you are contributing. : virus
      • I post lots of stuff. Maybe I focus on things that are irksome to some people, but I also post positive t... : Fred Garvin
    • So you just post antagonistic shit to cause a reaction? Fred I always give you the benefit of the doubt, ... : Rauol Duke
• found this post while trying to find the thread garvin is referring to. gold. http://www.shacknews.com/la... : GloriousCow
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  wow just wow : Mr.SEX
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    Mr. SEX i wore a hat with a dragon on it the other day, and thought of you!!! : Dave-A
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      pics !! : Mr.SEX
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        Behold the fabl'd dragonhat, me son! http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=sweethat_k7vujx7fxnodltx6q... : Dave-A
        • replace it with this http://www.mathesonbayley.com/images/dragon.jpg : Mr.SEX
    • How does one go about acquiring such a prestigious hat? Seriously, I want a dragon hat. : reelbk
• I was very disappointed in the ipad, but damn it Fred, let it die already! Nothing will change until some... : terath
• did you literally laugh your ass off? : pandastrong
• just wait until I post :D : deadfish
• you seem to be on a roll with anything Apple related, keep it up champ : ErneX
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  do you have any other iPad jokes? I thought your feminine hygiene product one was pretty lol and clever.... : pandastrong
  • A teacher asks his student why his term paper is lacking in real content. The student says iPad. : terath
  • You mean the TamPod? : Fred Garvin
• a man that shall go by steam http://www.bigredhair.com/steamman/index.html : Mr.SEX
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  WHO IS BEST AT SHACKNEWS! : locater16
  • those without accounts : deadfish
• Why don't you make it better by drawing more attention to it? : action wombmate
• There are other negative replies. You just look for haiku's because you seem to have a massive homosexual... : aggressor
• don't worry man i'm not gonna join this hate train. your pants are hawt! : Cihte
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  Yes, people here clearly have raging hardons for Haiku and aren't at all tired of your entirely predictab... : Serpico74
  • Seriously, when you aren't busy bashing anything that isn't from Microsoft or Modern Warfare 2, your post... : Serpico74
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    Your post is valid, but the first half actually *is* true. It's ok though, he's still right. : virus
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      You seem pretty obsessed with Haiku. You ride his dick like like genius porn star I can't remember the na... : Rauol Duke
      • Yes - because he's an ass and even though I agree with a lot of what he says, I hate his fucking guts. ... : virus
  • unf unf unf : dahanese
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    i would say that both are true : mwasher
    • I agree with you washer of men. : boredguy
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    Can't it be both? : BlackCat9
    • Points to you sir. : spazzium
• listen man, it's not like his comment was totally unfounded. You can have criticism for a device if yo : virus
• When did people start calling it a dogpile instead of pigpile? : trove
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  If almost anyone else had posted that link it would have been a completely different situation. People wo... : zuga
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    I think people like Haiku and UMax are often able to eloquently say what us collective retards are thinki... : Bamtan
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      Well the fact that they're mods and aren't going to get banned for a personal attack helps. : SiW.
      • (which also explains the dogpiles after these posts, everyone assumes it's okay because a mod did it firs... : SiW.
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        that wasn't a personal attack. : dahanese
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          How on earth is responding directly to someone and calling them a retard not a personal attack? : SiW.
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            he didn't call him a retard. people are mean a lot on the shack (if you haven't noticed) and if you d... : dahanese
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              shacknews moderation standards! : mwasher
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                it's all fun and games until someone pokes fun at something you care about. THEN COMMENCE FOOT STAMPI... : dahanese
                • Are you a mod now as well? : pancake humper
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              I refer the honorable lady to my response to SockMonkeh below, as you both basically said the same thing. : SiW.
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                your roundabout example of calling someone a rapist falls woefully short. you could at least talk about w... : dahanese
                • I know, I'm tired :( : SiW.
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        I think it's the other way around - their civility, even when calling someone out, doesn't come across as... : Bamtan
        • They're mods because of that. hahahahaha. oh THAT'S what the job requires. : mwasher
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          Oh come on, that's bullshit, at least for some of haiku's posts like that. While he frequently "tells it : SiW.
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            People don't usually get banned for "personal attacks" when they are made in such a way that the "attack"... : SockMonkeh
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              You'll also notice that at no point did he actually address Fred Garvin as a retard. He simply described ... : SockMonkeh
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                Well I'm not calling you a rapist, you're just walking around with that stocking mask and pervert mustach... : SiW.
                • i agree haiku is pretty old. he could be like my dad i bet. : dahanese
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                  It was his birthday, everybody say nice things about haiku. : Rauol Duke
                  • OMGHhD!!! :O : dognose
                • I'm not trying to paint him as a wise old sage. In fact, I usually don't like his excessively dickish pos... : SockMonkeh
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            your subjective decision should always be the way the shack is run. i bet it would become a far more awes... : dahanese
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              We're never making you a mod no matter how much you kiss our ass. ;D : Rauol Duke
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                i have spent the better part of a year trying to kill the mod that lives with me why the fuck would i eve... : dahanese
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                  well can you stop fucking it up and get it over with? we're starting to get tired of him : zakk
                  • The hair alone is grounds for murder. : Rauol Duke
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                  In my experience most women enjoy a little humiliation and roughing up while denying it in public. I know... : Rauol Duke
                  • pretty much everything about me screams masochist. i'd be a fool to deny it! : dahanese
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          maybe if we're talking about UMax, I wouldn't say haiku is civil when calling people out necessarily, he ... : derelict515
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            Haiku is just typically blunt as fuck, which is endearing to some and obnoxious to others. Which would al... : zuga
            • yeah, my point is just that most people being blunt in that way that often would find themselves in the t... : derelict515
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            Umax called me several slanderous racial slurs this morning. : Rauol Duke
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              Well to be fair you are a cracker :( : dognose
              • I'm filing a grievance against both of you with Gamefly. : Rauol Duke
          • they're the spectres of shacknews and haiku is saren : Bamtan
        • I'm a mod due to my inhuman sexual prowess and the way my dog smells like Fritos. : Rauol Duke
      • You mean to tell me that there's a clique of posters who for whatever reason get away with whatever they ... : uncleanmonkey
      • While the mods definitely break their own rules from time to time, what haiku said about FG is nowhere ne... : ColoradoCNC
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  yo fred garvin whats going on : arizona bay
  • Chillin' and illin' : Fred Garvin
• I do appreciate how after his post, you shut the fuck up. : eonix
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  now that i finally caught up on this clusterfuck i think you're being pretty lame, fred. first off, your ... : dahanese
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    yo both of my mouse buttons on this piece of shit lenovo laptop has broken, u feel me? : arizona bay
    • lol : Godhatesfatpeople
  • haha, whenever I hear the typing get loud I just ask Amy who she's fighting with online this week : SiW.
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    Do you purse your lips and make >< eyes when you do it? : Rauol Duke
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      i let my wrists flop all wildly and bring my hands up really far and then snap them back down on to the k... : dahanese
      • That's the same technique I use to jack off! : Phreakin
      • This last line is gold. : spazzium
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        DEAR INTERNET : Serpico74
        • ANGER HAS NO TIME FOR ITALICS : synapse19
        • Fuck, that still makes me laugh. : Super Sparker
• I'm amazed at how deluded you are. Takes a special kind of troll to completely disregard all those agree... : Moonbase Commander
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  You know what would resolve this is a good old fashioned breakdance competition. : Goto10
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNsMEP0i8aM : Phreakin
    • That was def. : Goto10
    • I think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEa1BYBgeQI is a perfect visual summary of the Fred and Haiku situ... : Bamtan
• SHACKNEWS : Reeves
• Jesus Christ Fred, how do you manage to do this? I mean we all love the hate/hate relationship you and h... : SiW.
• Well now this is fantastic now isn't it now. : Orange Pylon
• Are you actually this delusional? Or is this intentional? : brickmatt
• I have never heard of shacknews going in for the dogpile Fred, I am shocked and outraged at you even atte... : abrasion
• Now you know how I feel when everyone jumps on my nuts for my unpopular opinions. Suck it up whiner. : .ka`boom.zZz.
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  I thought the video was funny. People are creaming over the iPad and ignoring its shortcomings and expect... : bozer
  • I think allowing osx is a big problem. it would probably be unable to run a lot of osx apps, and from app... : Chandler55
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  and to think, a shacker got banned for insulting you. lol. : DrFlammable
  • I liked it when Fred and Derek smart got into a little war, felt odd seeing Derek being the smart one : Chandler55
  • RIP DOTATIME : MercFox1
• Awww Fred is butthurt. : whodares