I'm shocked that no one has mentioned that this whole thing might be viral marketing. This makes me thing of a very over the top example of the character of these two kids. Human nature I suppose. After all, people really only get passionate about things they truly have feelings for; money, lust, and fear come to mind. Anyway, on with the tale...

"The leader of the KKK is giving a speech about that damn n*** President when his phone suddenly rings.”Hush up now, I have to take this phone call!" he says to the crowd. Ending the phone call he turns back to the crowd. "You know maybe a smart, professional black President with good morals is just what this country needs! On that note ya'll, I got a plane to catch. On of 'dem big planes, military I think. Air Force somethin' a rather"

Btw, anyone else think Gabe in that black shirt looks like Darth Vader with two young students of the force that he just turned to the dark side? Oh, and there are so many places to take that wet spot and the smiles... but I probably have offended enough for one day. I'll send a post card from Valve.