Dear Demoman,

I think that we should make babies. Also, I really enjoyed this little write up of yours. I seriously laughed out loud a few times. Well maybe not out loud, but there were some audible chuckles coming from my mouth. Or were those just in my head. Either way, you made me smile from ear to ear. Well not really, it was more like a small smirk or maybe my lip just twitched. The point is, you warmed the cockles of my cold dead zombie heart, which is wrapped in bacon and has only been listening to Michael Jackson songs for a week now. I'm not joking, I had an iPod installed near my heart to help it keep rhythm. Cue the rim shot and then crickets.

Oh about the baby thing, unless you have a vagina I'm going to have to take a rain check on that. It's a beautiful offer and all, but I'm just not ready for that type of commitment. I know this is painful, but in time you'll understand my choices. Until then, I wish you the best in all your ventures.

Yours Truly,
Voodooraze