"This plan is foolproof!"

"Mr Riccitiello, it's IT, they've discovered a problem"

"IT?"

"The guys who use computers"

"Ahhh"

"They said someone downloaded the extra content and then put it on bit torrent"

"Bit touring......? Is that German?"

"No sir, bit torrents allow people to share content with other without paying us first"

"Fuck. Well, if I don't understand what it is then the people dumb enough to pay probably don't know either"

FIN