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    My son lost his phone in the woods Saturday.

    He and a handful of friends got together to play some Airsoft on ten acres of wooded property owned by one of their families. Toby didn't want to give away his position in the off chance someone called him, so he put the phone on silent. He also dislikes the vibrate function because "it scares him". I told him the decision to carry a phone that made no noise whatsoever in his sweatshirt pocket while running through the woods was not a wise one, and in hindsight he agreed. We wandered around the property attempting to retrace his steps for about 30 minutes, but had no luck.

    The potential saving grace was the fact that the phone lights up when there's an incoming call. Since I had a general idea of the layout of the property from earlier in the day, my brilliant idea was to go back out that night and try calling his number every 20 yards, looking for the tell-tale blue light. After dropping Toby off at my grandmother's for the weekend, I took my 9 year-old out there with a couple of flashlights and we started looking. It was pitch black once you got beyond the lights from a nearby house, and poor little Allison was starting to get a little worried, and turning off the flashlights to call the phone only made it worse.

    First we went towards the nearby pond and then back up a different path to get to the main clearing, calling every minute or so and staring into the darkness. Past the clearing was the thickest part of the woods, where the boys had spent the majority of their time earlier that day. At the edge of the clearing I tried to lighten the mood a bit, but by this point is was beyond dark and Allison wasn't the only one spooked anymore. Again, we turned off the flashlights and called the phone, and that's when we heard footsteps somewhere up ahead in the woods. When we turned our lights back on and and two red eyes reflected back at me. It was hard to tell how far away they were, but if I had to guess I'd say thirty yards, but that would be different depending on the size of the animal. The eyes went away for a moment, then came back, still staring at us, glowing red. Thankfully, Allison didn't see them. I told Allison that was probably enough for the night and we started back to the car. While walking I tried to put her mind at ease, telling her it was getting kind of chilly, that the phone was old and busted anyway, and that I didn't want her to get caught on any thorns in the woods, but every few steps I glanced back over my shoulder to make sure there was nothing behind us.

    After we got into the car, I said "Do you know why we came back to the car? It was because I saw two eyes shining back at us in the woods." She said "I'm so glad you didn't tell me that when we were out there! I would have run back to the car!" I told her it was probably a deer or a dog, but I don't have much experience with wild animals, so I have no idea what it could have been and I wasn't about to find out.

    TLDR; does anyone have any experience with the Pantech Slate? That's the phone my son is looking at to replace the phone he lost. Is it any good?
    http://www.wireless.att.com/cell-phone-service/cell-phone-details/?device=pantech+slate+(c530)&q_sku=sku3050240
    Apr 21, 2009 12:36pm PDT
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    My son lost his phone in the woods Saturday. He and a handful of friends got together to play some Air : pupismynameThis person is cool!

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      do you know anyone who has a metal detector? : dopemanThis person is cool!
      • Not worth the time, especially since it rained fairly heavily the next day. It was a hand-me-down half-br... : pupismynameThis person is cool!
    • You should beat him about the face and neck with a lead pipe. Just bandy it about his personage and teach... : BeanThis person is cool!
    • it was probably a ghost pirate : MagicWishMonkey
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      Maybe it was brake lights from another car? : DeathloveThis person is cool!
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        it'd have to be pre 1980's since cars have 3 red tail lights now. : edgewiseThis person is cool!
        • or it was a monster triclops. : edgewiseThis person is cool!
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        Unless the car's engine sounded like animal footsteps in the woods, I'd have to say no. : pupismynameThis person is cool!
        • I just drove a mid-90s Geo Metro for an hour, that sounds like a rhino. : DeathloveThis person is cool!
      • I would think pupismyname is smart enough to differentiate between the taillights of a car and a reflecti... : ArcKnight
      • 2 motorbikes : CoRDSThis person is cool!
    • It was a crazy hobo, kind of like the ones in Condemned. : CrustaRThis person is cool!
    • Reloading!!! : tomservoThis person is cool!
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      I was waiting for this to turn into an ILTC post. I'm disappointed. : boarder2This person is cool!
      • Or to transition into the Fresh Prince. : Arctic Fox
    • A real father would have attacked the eyes and wrestled the body they were attached too to the ground scr... : breadsticks
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      I bet your son saw his first nudie magazine. : pancake humper
      • It really depends on where you're from, but I would guess it was most likely a varmint of some sort(oposs... : uncle slappyThis person is cool!
    • The people that stayed in the hotel room next to yours, that were killed, had pale white skin and red eye... : not work safeThis person is cool!
    • Bigfoot? : watcherxpThis person is cool!
    • maybe a raccoon. : azenmasterThis person is cool!
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      if a vibrating phone scares your kid, he needs to grow a pair. : d0pamineThis person is cool!
      • What about a pear? : Drewus
      • maybe he had a bad vibrator incident, I'm sure it could be traumatizing : azenmasterThis person is cool!
    • "Gosh, it's dark and scary here!" "You're telling me? I have to walk home alone!" : OmahaThis person is cool!
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      You named your son Toby? : XanthosThis person is cool!
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        Kunta Kinte, actually. : BeanThis person is cool!
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          "Your name....is TOBY!" : ArcKnight
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            my .... name..... is..... kunta kinte : gmdThis person is cool!
            • *whipcrack* : ArcKnight
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      http://www.shackpics.com/files/glow_zltnt23oioed8mxbwmhb.jpg : SockMonkehThis person is cool!
      • hahaha : get_navi
      • That took me a while to figure out :) : king_dariusThis person is cool!
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      Raccoons most likely. : drodverThis person is cool!
      • This or a possum, fox, maybe a weasel. It really depends on the size of the eye and their height from th... : obiquatroThis person is cool!
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      I would guess a Deer- they're nocturnal and the eyes would probably be around your eye level : novenThis person is cool!
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        shows how much you know. it was obviously a Chupacabra : cptstern
        • Nah, those are only south of the border. It was clearly a Snipe. : ArcKnight
        • Or a puma. : DarkWolf5This person is cool!
      • a deer's eyes usually reflect a greenish color. From what I've seen a predator's eyes have usually been ... : .frame
    • Wolf : hoov1185
    • I'll be the first to answer the question? I think the Slate is a fine phone for its price, and it's got a... : RikiTiki2
    • I bet it was a dinosaur... how fucking cool would that be : UtopiaThis person is cool!
    • It bugs me that so many phones have built in GPS and the carriers can track you at their convenience but ... : rosewoodThis person is cool!
    • Chubacabra : TPSReportThis person is cool!
    • i lost my phone once walking back from this bar to my friends house. I was completely drunk and it someho... : mindshotThis person is cool!
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      I'm guessing it was the Rapeasauras. : walker270This person is cool!
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        Here: http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=Rapeasarus_Size_Comparison_erjsoz5r8sfx3tpy12hy.png (WS) : walker270This person is cool!
        • D: : tomservoThis person is cool!
    • i think Toby is too young to have a cell phone, but if you're gonna buy him another one get an old phone... : silversurferThis person is cool!
    • Usually when I go through that much trouble I left back at home on the charger... : melt_coreThis person is cool!
    • sorry, anything by Pantech sucks ass. : g0nkThis person is cool!
    • it was probably this following you around. Make sure you show your daughter :P http://www.phantasmpsire... : plunkymeadowsThis person is cool!
    • It's those red eye creatures from that X-Files episode that scared the shit put of me. : soggybagelThis person is cool!
    • way to represent the top of the food chain :-) : jimmy-buffettThis person is cool!
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      i bet noone finds porn in woods anymore :( : filthysockThis person is cool!
      • :( : davantalus
    • red eyeshine occurs in rodents, opossums and birds http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapetum_lucidum : buzzbat
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      Freeze your account immediately, you are responsible for long distance charges if someone finds it. This... : kaddar0
      • note: that will make it hard to find the phone :( : kaddar0
    • wow pup must be so sad reading all your replies. thats what he gets for not going with fresh prince or so... : mega manThis person is cool!