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Apr 20, 2009 3:58am PDT
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I take it he's never seen Brazil.
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AgentPothead
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That's not really happy in any sense.
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Lone Swordsman
exactly
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Mad Brahmin Disease
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That does depend on whether you mean the bastardized studio cut or not.
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Conan
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Both the theatrical and director's cuts have bleak endings. You're thinking of the Love Conquers All cut...
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Lone Swordsman
Or as an extra on the Criterion DVD...
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Lone Swordsman
It's still a bastardized cut, and if he only saw it on tv then it could be what he saw.
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Conan
I agree with the
Back to the Future
ending. I mean
Biff tried to rape Lorraine now he is their little go
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Crimsonbeak
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"we can't help but think that it's a bad idea to give a house key to the guy who once tried to rape your ...
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spdon
I laughed heartily at that.
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DonkeyPopsicle
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The Star Wars one is pretty awesome.
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Arcanum
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He totally missed that their was an assload of the Imperial fleet involved in that battle. Wasn't it the ...
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Mad Brahmin Disease
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Yeah but the rebel fleet didn't do much. They took out the Executor and Death Star because they focused ...
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Crimsonbeak
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This is the post-RotJ books still have the New Republic battling the Imperial Remnant for something like ...
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Wadmaasi
This is WHY blah blah.
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Wadmaasi
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Yeah, they probably fled, good point.
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Mad Brahmin Disease
They did, after the Death Star blew up each commander basically took their shit and went home. And tried...
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Crimsonbeak
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I wonder how long it will take to make a nother star wars movie after Lucas kicks the bucket.
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stgdz
It's already finished and 20th Century Fox is serving Lucas his morning coffee in a lead lined cup.
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Dynotaku
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Not long I hope. I want an Admiral Thrawn movie.
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AMikaboshi
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Shadows of the Empire on my face plz
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c0bra
Seconded!
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LoioshDwaggie
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After watching BSG I thought it would be cool if they talked about all the political ramifications after ...
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stgdz
I think it
could
be cool, as long as Lucas wasn't writing it.
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Arcanum
Legend of the Galactic Heroes is great for politics, intrigue, and huge spaceship battles together.
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ZTac
I really hope Lucas dies. He's been nothing but a god-awful rehash queen for years.
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Ride-My-Rocket
Cracked does a pretty decent job on lists like this
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rosewood
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Life is Beautiful should be #1 with everything else a distant 2-6
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cptstern
I absolutely agree
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spiffymc
Gran Torino kinda fell into that category
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r3dn3ck