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    http://www.cracked.com/article_16570_6-most-depressing-happy-endings-in-movie-history.html
    Apr 20, 2009 3:58am PDT
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      I take it he's never seen Brazil. : AgentPotheadThis person is cool!
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        That's not really happy in any sense. : Lone SwordsmanThis person is cool!
        • exactly : Mad Brahmin DiseaseThis person is cool!
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          That does depend on whether you mean the bastardized studio cut or not. : ConanThis person is cool!
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            Both the theatrical and director's cuts have bleak endings. You're thinking of the Love Conquers All cut... : Lone SwordsmanThis person is cool!
            • Or as an extra on the Criterion DVD... : Lone SwordsmanThis person is cool!
            • It's still a bastardized cut, and if he only saw it on tv then it could be what he saw. : ConanThis person is cool!
    • I agree with the Back to the Future ending. I mean Biff tried to rape Lorraine now he is their little go : CrimsonbeakThis person is cool!
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      "we can't help but think that it's a bad idea to give a house key to the guy who once tried to rape your ... : spdon
      • I laughed heartily at that. : DonkeyPopsicleThis person is cool!
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      The Star Wars one is pretty awesome. : ArcanumThis person is cool!
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        He totally missed that their was an assload of the Imperial fleet involved in that battle. Wasn't it the ... : Mad Brahmin DiseaseThis person is cool!
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          Yeah but the rebel fleet didn't do much. They took out the Executor and Death Star because they focused ... : CrimsonbeakThis person is cool!
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            This is the post-RotJ books still have the New Republic battling the Imperial Remnant for something like ... : WadmaasiThis person is cool!
            • This is WHY blah blah. : WadmaasiThis person is cool!
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              Yeah, they probably fled, good point. : Mad Brahmin DiseaseThis person is cool!
              • They did, after the Death Star blew up each commander basically took their shit and went home. And tried... : CrimsonbeakThis person is cool!
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              I wonder how long it will take to make a nother star wars movie after Lucas kicks the bucket. : stgdzThis person is cool!
              • It's already finished and 20th Century Fox is serving Lucas his morning coffee in a lead lined cup. : DynotakuThis person is cool!
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                Not long I hope. I want an Admiral Thrawn movie. : AMikaboshiThis person is cool!
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                  Shadows of the Empire on my face plz : c0braThis person is cool!
                  • Seconded! : LoioshDwaggieThis person is cool!
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                  After watching BSG I thought it would be cool if they talked about all the political ramifications after ... : stgdzThis person is cool!
                  • I think it could be cool, as long as Lucas wasn't writing it. : ArcanumThis person is cool!
                  • Legend of the Galactic Heroes is great for politics, intrigue, and huge spaceship battles together. : ZTac
              • I really hope Lucas dies. He's been nothing but a god-awful rehash queen for years. : Ride-My-RocketThis person is cool!
    • Cracked does a pretty decent job on lists like this : rosewoodThis person is cool!
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      Life is Beautiful should be #1 with everything else a distant 2-6 : cptstern
      • I absolutely agree : spiffymcThis person is cool!
    • Gran Torino kinda fell into that category : r3dn3ckThis person is cool!