Not only do I have a free ticket, I also have a press pass for photos, and a backstage pass to party with them after the show.
Now, I know you guys are going to reply with a lot of discontented internet snark, but I also know deep down you are all jealous. I plan to rassle with Robert Van Winkle, and lead Stanley Burrell to believe that he has lead me to accepting Jesus Christ as my personal savior or whatever it is.
It really doesn't get much more rad than this. And I do use the word RAD with purpose.