my story will go a little something like this...
I will not show up for my classes after it comes out and i will not goto work until next week and when i am questioned as to why i neglected to show up to any of my responsibilities for the week after GTA4 came out i will spout this beautiful load of crap!
WELLL SINCE YOU ASKED i was walking to starbucks, and as i was daydreaming about new ways to increase my productivity in class and at work, i slipped on a wii-mote and fell into a gutter filled with garbage water in font of the starbucks. Unfortunately as i was standing up i happened to glance inside the strabucks to see some prick on his macbook air being rickrolled and by the transfer of rickrolling physics i was then rickrolled causing me to again loose my footing and fall into the street where i was subsequently hit by a stolen gamestop truck and was sent to the local hospital where i having been nursing my wounds waiting to get back to work.
and thats how i will get out of work and class.
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