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  Is Thom the one who knocked her up or something? : MoreVespeneGas
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    I think Thom lent her his. I love you Thom! : Evil Benius
    • omg : feek
    • lol Hey now ... : ThomW
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    He showed me the link. He was jacking off at work today and wanted to know if I wanted in. : pancake humper
    • =O : MoreVespeneGas
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  OH HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS, THERE IS A GOD!!! : Bean
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    Seriously. WOMEN THIS IS HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK. GET SOME MEAT ON YOUR BONES PLEASE. : pancake humper
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      that is seriously one of the hottest things I've ever seen. : Bean
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        Seriously. I'm watching it again. Hot damn. : Bean
        • Update: WATCHING IT AGAIN! Hot damn I love me those Latin women! : Bean
• waa waa wee waa : SenorSpine
• to thom: this actually brought a huge grin to my face : oHnOES
• damn : jonin
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  I wonder if Ellen was creamin her pants being next to those tits : prime8
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    It was the first thing she brought up, of course it was. : pancake humper
    • er she : pancake humper
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    She takes a peak at them at 0:28. : ArB
    • lol I noticed that as well : SatansFist
• holy fuck : feek
• sweet jesus i can't use youtube at at work, FUCK. : sinner0423
• haha, wow! : Colleton
• yeah wow wh asdfs : duncandun
• Those things are built for both comfort and speed, my friends. : HojuSimpson
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  I bet Ellen had a huge hard on during that interview. : bogombo
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    Why are you thinking of a lesbians boner when there are huge golden orbs to look at : MoreVespeneGas
    • I'm thinking of Ellen's girlfriend... FUCK : snuff
• i'll be in my bu.. ah shit, didn't make it.. : g0nk
• holy good sweet moses : Downforce
• My God, it's full of stars : mmogger
• : FushigiDenki
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  Boobies! Hmm; I wonder, should we institute Naked Sundays on the Shack? nah, probably not. : mn3m0n1c
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    I'm not wearing pants : drucifer
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      get a job! : Str8Dog
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        Maybe he's a dolphin trainer. : c0bra
        • Maybe he's a man whore. : Edges
    • ...and this is news because? : mn3m0n1c
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  Those are insane. Even when my wife was nursing they were D-sized or whatever but those are fucking Zs!!! : thewriter
  • god you could drink sweet sweet milk all day from those nom nom nom : thewriter
• holy jesus. : mwasher
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  I muted this video and it made me feel like I was 13 and watching MTV :( : mikecyb
  • lol is that how you beat it when you were 13? : disposition
  • I used to switch audio source. TV = stupid hot chick with shitty music Speakers = CD player : Chunks
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  thems is good titty fuckin' titties! : pukerat
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    USE THE MILK FOR LUBE!!!! : Bean
    • creepy : skinlab133
• holy shit : Scoots06
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  so who wins this or that chick from Monsters Ball (my memory is terrible these days), : doomed
  • You mean Halle Berry and she's washed up. She has a great body, but Christina is the total package. May G... : das_runt
• damn, she looks amazing now. : re4ctor
• I've never really been a.... fuck it, DAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!! : Pettytheft
• Jesus : Slowtreme
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  look at ellens boner! : mindshot
  • she has a man penis? : pyide
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  she is my new favorite artist. i don't know if i can name one of her songs but FUCK : grendel
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    She's actually hella talented too. Of her "generation", she's the only one with an actual diva voice. : Bean
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      "Hella"? Really?! Really? You said "hella"? : Scrimbo Obeer
      • oneofus oneofus oneofus : jessipoo
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  Damn, the titty fairy fucking arrived. : fleabug
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    and then came again and again and again. and it was goooood! : AMikaboshi
    • seriously, if there's a religion that does whatever it is that was done to her, I'm a true believer and c : Bean
• I never would have guessed, 6-8 years ago, that among all the little girl slut singers, SHE is the one wh... : NexusOne
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  Good video. I think this was filmed on Ellen's talk show. It's possible that Ellen was interviewing Chris... : das_runt
  • Was she the one on the left or the right? They both look the same to me. : bad_fish
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  those have to be fake. : phate81
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    They are fake. She is also full of milk which just makes (fake) tits look even better. : pancake humper
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      whaaat really? : feek
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        Yeah it's been pretty well known she got implants. She's never admitted to it but the shape and suddennes... : pancake humper
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          it's not pretty well know. it's pretty well gossiped. usually by people who don't understand: a) tits ... : das_runt
          • It's not blashpemy when I posted the god damn thread. I am in love with Aguilera and I don't care if her ... : pancake humper
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          I think I speak for Internet Males everywhere when I say: "WHO CARES?" : Bean
          • I most certainly don't. I think she is one of the hottest people on the planet out there right now. She i... : pancake humper
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          Derrr. She got chubby for a stretch before she got preggo, then lost the weight. Some bitches, when losin... : jessipoo
          • I dunno, this picture just screams implants... http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/christina_aguilera_mosco... : pancake humper
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  I'd like to rub pudding all over her tits and then fart on them. : jahulio2
  • our first lol of the night... : Gonzo
• My god. : freshyk
• Jesus god almighty : tomservo
• New York Magazine where are you?? : Soulweeper
• in honor of her boobies i fired up her back to basic singles in audio surf and found they actually work r... : a uberboy
• HOLY TITS. I can't stop staring. Are those real??? She must have had augmentation before, right?? ... : Rag and Bone Man
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  that baby is so lucky : dirge23
  • lol : derelict515
  • OM NOM NOM NOM indeed! : trOmblyj
• My god..... : funnynamehere
• god bless biology : sexninja!!!!
• moar! http://www.wwtdd.com/index.phtml?t=CHRISTINA+AGUILERA mildly NWS if you couldn't already gues... : Prozium
• ON OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM : metalremains