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  The resume itself was very short, and then he added this at the bottom: Hobbies: Juggling: pins, b... : jenisthebest
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    hahah why would you include that kind of info? : Clay
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      you'd be surprised at the weird shit people put on their resumes. I like when they include head shots. : jenisthebest
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        do you get awesome Tobais style headshots? : kikilupo
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          with glitter? : Clay
          • there was one guy who submitted his resume on glossy blue paper with a cover page that was just a giant c... : jenisthebest
      • So do you hire them if they successfully achieve total cranial detonation with a low caliber bullet to th... : Omaha
      • Including a heat shot is common in Latin America. In school I had to convince this one guy from Mexico t... : TwiLyght
      • *quietly removes headshot from cover letter* : snagger
      • I like when they put their name in like 144 point font. I tried to tell a girl I know not to do this, hav... : steelsamurai
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      Looking through resumes I would get a laugh out of that. As long as he is qualified on the rest he would... : D45hiz
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        Objective: to have balls of steel : Maddog_Delphi97
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          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno : Freon
          • Blow it out ur ass! : Maddog_Delphi97
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        yeah, it doesn't seem like he's a moron, he's just poking fun at himself : Clay
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          i like the part about his "man area" : jenisthebest
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            i have a man area :( : Clay
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              http://files.squabble.org/clay/floorplan.gif please note, the "Loft" area marked as "Clay's Room" has ... : Clay
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                thats like 8 : 2 ratio hahahah : askedrelic
                • is your wife fat, why does she need so much space? : askedrelic
              • You aren't allowed in the master bedroom? : c0bra
              • Control point is being contested! : Grimp
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                domination victory : aeg1x
                • she already got that when she made him shut down Squabble : bipolar
              • but you get like half the garage too right? : smoove
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            That's one of my favorite parts! Just because I have one two and I am painting it this weekend! : D45hiz
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              orange and brown? : jenisthebest
              • Blue and orange! Go bears! Well the lady won't me do the dark orange and blue so we are meeting in the mi... : D45hiz
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            I can't wait. Mine's being built right now. My arcade machines and video game systems will finally have... : ThomW
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              My entire house is my "man area," but I try to make it less manny. : c0bra
              • Then it's not a real man area, is it? : Ride-My-Rocket
              • make it more manny calavera : deject
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              i... want a man area like that :( : jenisthebest
              • Get back in the kitchen and bake me a ham sammich. : Ride-My-Rocket
            • Heh, we're in the process of buying a place. I'm trying to decide whether I want to rename the family ro... : DinK
            • you better hold a shackmeet once that gets done : askedrelic
          • dude i have my man room. i'm in it right now. fucking computer, LCD tv mounted to the wall, xbox 360 m... : [fry]
  • sounds like a shacker, hire him. : TheArtMan
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    best one i saw was a guy that included all his ballroom dancing achievements and awards in his resume for... : shavenewok
    • hahahahahaha that's awesome. : jenisthebest
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      If I ever get my Impenetrable Defense achievement in TF2 you better believe it's going on my resume. 18pt... : A Sponge
      • Let them know that you're also FULLY CHARGED! : Trips
      • :P got that ages ago : deject
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  oh and this is my favourite email from a manager at another company: I had Chad update his resume. ... : jenisthebest
  • Oh man that's a hilarious typo. : Ajax
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    I bet he was clicking on 'Recall Message' about 7 seconds after he clicked Send : stump
    • so many people ask me about that and then tell me that AOL is better then exchange email then : Mondo
  • Ahhhh haha : Mondo
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    jokes aside that is a good quality : [fry]
    • especially when it comes to cooking! : shavenewok