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• I'll start... so far I have an expensive robe (very hotel style), and a nintendo ds so she can stop steal : stratedge
• slippers and a dildo : drucifer
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  give her a baby : wtf242
  • maybe next year : stratedge
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  The iron y of steeling ideas is not lost on me : EvilDolemite
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    I'm surprised it made it through your adamantine skull : c0bra
    • If I had a nickel for every time I heard that I'd be lead-ing everyone : EvilDolemite
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  Vacuum : stump
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    LoL. Man that would be classic. : Pettytheft
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      one of my brothers friends got their mum a lawn mower for mother's day : shavenewok
      • That pretty much beats out a Vacuum. Fuck man. I'd be so in for a beating if I tried that. : MacemanInTW
    • my dad did that once. oh he got burned that day. : hamachi
    • My dad did that once as well, it was awesome : TastyWheat
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    Yeah, get her one of those vacuums with the see-through dust thingabobs, and put a nice piece of jewelry ... : Orange Pylon
    • that's actually a cute idea :-( : dahanese
• Camcorder. She keeps telling me not to give her techy gifts but loves and uses everything I've gave her s... : Pettytheft
• matching scarf and mittens, or fingerless gloves : c0bra
• i would like a red long haired dachshund mikecyb : dahanese
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  Tickets to a day out alone with each other. If you lived in LA I woulda told you to spend the day in Lagu... : sesmaster
  • wife's coworker is involved in Pagent. we got tix last year to the final dress rehersal. effing awesome s... : epit
• Treadmill. : ADSliv
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  *lurks to see if her b/f will post* : Zhaneel
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    How about you just post a long list of things you'd like, and then he can lurk and pick up ideas. Oh no w : stratedge
    • @stratedge I didn't post because I'm pretty sure he already knows what I want and so posting here woul... : Zhaneel
• Some cheese to go with her constant whining. : mem
• Mine reads, i can't say :( : kenmis
• i dumped that bitch. more money for me. :) until i spend it on another bitch :( : NeoMoose
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  GPS, son!. : xpogox
  • I did this last year. I was awesome. : TheArtMan
• Macbook Pro : bcyde
• Digital Frame with pictures of me! : Snif DeCrac
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  Last Christmas, I gave her my heart. The very next day, she gave it away. : Edges
  • haha : tbreffni
  • this year, to save you the tears, you should give it to someone special. : xsoulbrothax
  • dammit now that song's in my head : RikiTiki2
• PS2 and Guitar Hero (which she absolutely loves) : pyros
• I am still torn between a jim morrison biography and some cocaine : AbortedFetusChristi
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  I actually braved the boobed ones secret stores and bought some lingerie for her this year. It was a harr... : exponen7
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    I wouldn't say lingerie is a Christmas gift. Maybe a supplemental gift (something on the side), but cert... : the city
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      i very highly disagree with this post. it's the one gift that she likes that is really just a gift for me... : mystikal
      • i also have very highly amazing grammarz. : mystikal
    • Well, I think the point is that it's something that will make her feel special, sexy and ultimately do so... : exponen7
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    last christmas my boyfriend gave me this sexy top lingerie thing that he and a girl i consider my psuedo ... : dahanese
    • oh lols : askedrelic
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      haha, he thought you were fat. : nyranger66
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        actually he's like the only person who gets really mad when i call myself fat and say i have to lose weig... : dahanese
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          maybe he likes fat : MoreVespeneGas
          • Chubby chaser! : coldfusioncs
        • http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&q=egypt&ie=UTF8&ll=29.295981,32.080078&... : jaga
    • Hehe, yeah, when I was out shopping the first question/statement from the girls at the stores was "so, wh... : exponen7
    • One time a friend of mine helped pick out a cute gift for me. One of the things was a white thong with "F... : edlin
• lady likes to paint, so a french easel. folds up and stores stuff inside. : xsoulbrothax
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  A scale and a 6-pack of slim-fast? : Snif DeCrac
  • Better yet! An "I'm with stupid" shirt...with the arrow pointed - up. : Snif DeCrac
• Pretty sure I'm getting here Star Trek TOS on DVD. : thekidd
• Nothing! because I convinced her that we shouldn't exchange gifts (I'm hard to buy for and she kept buyin... : angrytaxman
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  20 some posts later, "dildo" is the best suggestion you lot could manage. Well done, shack. Well done ind... : stratedge
  • Are you new? : Bean
• www.etsy.com has some awesome "cutesy" stuff for girls (and other stuff too). One of the things I got my ... : tomservo
• chocolates. but contribute your own and replace one of them with a chocolate covered piece of poopy. : mindshot
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  My friend did this for valentines day last year with his girlfriend: Bought the movie the notebook, go... : mojo the helpr monke
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    yeah but it is completely retarded after the initial fact. No one would actually use it. : h o s t i l e
    • yea, but still it's something that would make a girl go, "Awwwwww". : mojo the helpr monke
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      Things girls don't give a shit about: practicality. : forgottenzero
      • The less practical a gift, the more a girl appreciates it. It's scientific fact. : riptyde
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  Trivial Pursuit: 80s Edition, I Am America (And So Can You!), Brain Age 2, NYT Crosswords (DS), a Threadl... : Deathlove
  • I like Adagio Teas and TeaForte for sampler packs. Adagio is better, Tea Forte is prettier. Also, t... : jasonepowell
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  She loves cartoons so I'll get mine some box set of Foster's home for imaginary friends... or whatever bo... : Malku
  • Season One of PPG came out so you don't have to deal with getting the ass-shitty comps they were putting ... : Deathlove
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  Fancy chocolate, lacy lingerie, and shiny objects! : helvetica
  • I bought some expensive chocolate for a lady a week ago.. but i ate it all myself before giving it to her... : wtf242
• I want this babydoll in the noveau plaid color: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/pro... : edlin
• well, my boobed one and I aren't getting each other gifts this year because we are really tight on money.... : thetangent
• A ghetto gangbang. : Wolfanoz
• Do I get her a DS (which she wants) or a necklace (which she likes)? : snagger
• http://www.lasenza.com/eng/categorysearch/redirect.cfm?sectionID=b2c/style/productDetails.cfm&itemID=2400... : d0gbert