Shack Shop Super Savings Spectacular: Signed Picture of Lola

Shacknews has a brand new line of really high quality value products that are hitting the Shack Shop today!

Asif Khan

April 1, 2017 6:00 AM

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I am pleased to announce a new line of products for the Shack Shop. Our Shack Analytics based on Chatty search showed us that while Shackers liked our more expensive and high quality T-Shirts, like the Classic, Classic Mini, and 20th Anniversary shirts, there was a gap in our product line. Shackers are smart buyers and today we have the products for you...

I can't do this. Shacknews has been losing money for years. I have to come clean with you guys. I spent all the money on the E3 booth. We can't afford our AWS bill, but if I can sell enough stuff today we can make it to E3. So today, I really hope you open up your hearts and wallets to us by buying these new products. 

First up is Signed Picture of Lola. For only $5, I will sign this picture of my dog Lola. Do the needful.

Asif Khan

CEO/EIC/EIEIO

Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.