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by Steve Gibson, Oct 09, 2000 5:58am PDT

Its a miracle! after only a couple of months of sitting on the floor my couch is scheduled to be delivered to the apartment tomorrow. For some freaky reason I actually enjoy shopping for furniture though so its kind of sad in a way to not have to look anymore. At the tender age of 25 I have now purchased a major appliance (fridge) and now my first major piece of furniture. I'm so proud to have come this far... *sniffle* Oh yeah, finally caught the movie Almost Famous. Lives up to the hype pretty well I'd think. I'm probably the last person to see the movie though. Tootsie rolls are no where near as good as I remember them tasting. Plus they look like turds.


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  • #449
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    By: Al Gore x
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    Woo Hoo! Icq prank of my own! Some guy who just decided he should add me to his icq list.................

    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: just osmeone
    Al Gore: Someone I don't know?

    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: yes
    Al Gore: Ok........

    [Five minutes pass by.....]

    Al Gore: If this party gets any livelier a funeral is going to break out.
    Al Gore: I'm not a woman, btw.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: why do u say it
    Al Gore: Why do I say what?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: that you are not a woman
    Al Gore: I have never once said 'it' until now to point out that I have never said 'it'.

    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: damn. okay
    Al Gore: It case you were trying to hook up with me, sweet pants.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: calm down fuck
    Al Gore: So do you want to talk about something or just curse?
    Al Gore: Let's talk about....... uhm......
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: well, talk about something
    Al Gore: so what's with your name?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: my name's Robert Denton
    Al Gore: Sounds kind of made up.
    I meant U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV:

    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: its taken form a "gov project"
    Al Gore: What government project is it form?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: from.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: dunno. Ive heard of it. like rumours of an AI that controlls all internet services and that
    Al Gore: you said form check your history, I was making fun of you jackass ;P
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: shit. i know i said form. i met from
    Al Gore: You sound like a paranoid freak, tell me more.
    Al Gore: I have not met from, please tell me about him.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: im not a paranoid freak. im a total normal person
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Al Gore: Ok.

    Al Gore: Total normal persons don't curse a lot. Tell me about al
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: al? AI (artificial intelligence). stop it okay? cut the crap
    Al Gore: Well what do you believe about this AI?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: that it doesnt exist of course. i just use it a s anick name
    Al Gore: Ok, I thought you were some sort of conspiracy theory person, like Mel Gibson in that movie, I cant remember the name of it though.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: "conspiracy theory"
    thats the name of the movie
    Al Gore: There you go.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: so what about you. name? age? location?
    Al Gore: Why so you can stalk me? You stalking person!!
    Al Gore: LOOK BEHIND YOU!
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: damn. im not a stalker you are the one that looks like a stalker
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: what for
    Al Gore: YUO CAN SEE ME?!
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: yeah HELP!!!!
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: lol
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: u there?
    Al Gore: User is away, please leave him a message.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: right
    Al Gore: Let's get one thing straight, I'm no stalker, I didn't randomly pick some person to talk to.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: sorry for that dude. I am not a stalker either. Im just a normal hacker (kidding)
    Al Gore: Oh so you are kidding about being a stalker?!
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: no. a hacker. im not a stalker. im not a hcaker
    Al Gore: What are you then?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: a normal guy
    Al Gore: Normal guys don't believe that an AI is controlling the whole internet!!
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: FUCKING SHIT!!!!
    I DONT BELIVE THAT MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
    CUT THE FUCKING CRAP"!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Al Gore: Normal guys don't curse out loud like that either. I didn't mean it like that, If you could see me, you would be able to tell that I didn't mean it like that, and you would see that I am completely naked.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: holyshit!
    Al Gore: MY EYES!!! STOP CURSING!!!
    Al Gore: Are you still there?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: yes. im sorry
    Al Gore: You should be, motherfucker.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: sorry
    Al Gore: I just said that to show you how ridiculous people look when they curse.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: okay. sorry
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: I wont curse again
    Al Gore: How old are you?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: 15
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: you?
    Al Gore: 100
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: oh 18
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: right
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: a 100 a 100 haha
    Al Gore: perhaps, or maybe I am just lying like you are when you say you are 100 years old.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: right. c'mon
    Al Gore: "a 100 a 100 haha" ??
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: nm
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: you are a VERY weird person
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: and you know it
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: u there?
    v[Al Gore: What do you mean by that? I'm not a stalker that wants to know the ages sex and location of other people so he can bang them in the butt and tell them all about AI controlling the internet!
    Al Gore: No, I'm gone.]b
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: thats it im sick.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: cu the crap ok?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: cut
    Al Gore: What crap? I will not slice any crap.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: nevermind
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: .
    Al Gore: What?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: what?
    Al Gore: You heard me.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: what what?

    [At this point I got really tired of the guy, so I decided to drop him.]

    Al Gore: So, Location?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: NY
    Al Gore: Where in NY?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: NY NY
    Al Gore: Where can I meet you?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: nowhere deude
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: dude
    Al Gore: C'mon, I want to get to know you honey.
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: FUCK!
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: are u gay?
    Al Gore: We could have a party in my pants.

    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: FUCK YOU
    Al Gore: All of your sweaty manfriends would be invited too!
    Al Gore: PLEASE!!!
    Al Gore: You dont hate me because I'm diferent do you?
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: well, stop saying that shit dude.
    Al Gore: You wouldn't hate me if you met me. ;)
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: go to hell
    Al Gore: Me => 8===D (_|_) <= you
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: what?
    Al Gore: Dont pretend like you dont understand!
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: honestly i dont. repeat
    Al Gore: I'd love too!!! Me => 8=====D (_|_) <= you
    Al Gore: MANLY FUN!
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: FUCK YOU!
    Al Gore: SURE LET ME BEND OVER!!!!
    U§§ E¢¦=|£|_øñ IV: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR GAY FATHER TOO
    Al Gore: WOO I LOVE THREE WAYS!!!
    Al Gore: You there, sweet cheeks?
    Oct 09, 2000 9:10pm PDT

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    By: Saeger x
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    Damn Steve, I'll be 25 next month, but I'm still living in a pre-furnished new york apartment (because it's comfortable). I havn't even owned a car in 5 years since it's useless in the city. I'm proud to say the largest appliance I've bought is a futon! heh.

    Your post kind of depressed me because lately I've been getting pressured by my parents and others into feeling like I'm "supposed" to "upgrade" to a house or something. Ya know, become a respectable yuppie acting in accord with societial expectations...

    I say fuck it! I'm a happy miser. :)
    Oct 09, 2000 9:01pm PDT
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