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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Oct 06, 2000 6:30pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

After traveling across the globe in search of the meaning of life for nearly half a century, a weathered and wise old relative of mine returned home. He brought with him a book, filled with wonders of the world he had witnessed. Never before has such a wondrous collection of information been brought together. The moment is here! rejoice!

- Be careful when you're gettin the carrot wet, those things can blow up like a stick of dynamite! But hey, they have some uses for that extra skin. - Ventura for president! Our favorite wrestler gone politician was chilling with our favorite perjuring president. - Microsoft is pushing back the beta dates for their next OS called Whistler. Late October... maybe.
Oh yeah, it looks like they are finally starting to chain off those violent videogames. GameWorks is the first to pick up the policy.
































  • Hmmm.. on Rage3d.com

    ATI Roadmap updated - 8:14 pm EST - diesel [Comments (6)]
    RADEON MAXX - 128MB, to be released in late October\early November.

    RADEON II - 2 times faster than RADEON, full DX8 part, programmable TCL engine, to be announced within 6 weeks and will be available in December.

    RADEON II MAXX - Dual RADEON II setup based on ATI's AFR technology, to be released in Spring 2001, 3 months after RADEON II release.

    RADEON PRO - 4 times faster than RADEON, 400mhz core, 0.15m, enhanced rendering architecture, will be available in the summer of 2001.



  • This lasy I work with brought her dog to work on "bring your dog to work" day. She took the dog to a nearby field on her lunch and let it run around and when she got back to work she noticed that the dog smelled like skunk -- it had been sprayed in the field. Some coworkers told her that tomato juice would get the smell out so she got some V8 juice and took the dog in the bathroom (a lav, for you UK types) and poured the juice all over the dog with a towel at the ready. Well the dog shook off, and there was tomato juice all over the walls and ceiling and everything and she said it looked like something out of a horror movie. She left with the dog to go find a janitor and enjoyed imagining the look on the face of the next poor soul who walked in that bathroom.