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by Maarten Goldstein, Sep 29, 2000 7:19am PDT

Yeah, suck it down! First Post! And it's Friday too so this first post is even better than normal, not that it can get much worse actually. I've checked some comments in the Frag4 stories and no, Steve won't be playing as he didn't have enough time to practice. So some other r3v guy is playing for him instead. He's just their coach or whatever. Any special weekend plans for anyone? No I don't want to know about your planned wank marathons thank you. When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die! (there's a hard to guess quote for ya)

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Random comment:
kbanas: And Maarten, is, of course, sleeping or hitting the bong. MAARTEN. NUKE BUTTON. DO YOU USE IT, MOTHERFUCKER?... @ First Post!

Sep 29, 2000 10:58pm PDT

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Jimmy Carter Guts Balls.

Sep 29, 2000 10:36pm PDT

Jimmy Carter Guts Balls. : Who Guts Balls

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Oh wow, CityTV just finished showing Boogie Nights, they showed everything.

I hope no kids were watching it. That will mess them up good.

Sep 29, 2000 10:07pm PDT

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Dec 31, 1969 4:00pm PST

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- 1 - I'm seeing them tonight :) : Carnivac
- 1 - I just got back from seeing VAST and I GOT TO GO FUCKING BACKSTAGE to the after party. Oh my god. : Carnivac

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http://www.thebark.com/

Sep 29, 2000 6:41pm PDT

http://www.thebark.com/ : dognose

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Ba ha!
Random Comment:
Jimmy Carter: I GOT SOME BIG BALLS... @ Napster Lives

Love,
Al Gore

Sep 29, 2000 5:50pm PDT

Ba ha! Random Comment: Jimmy Carter: I GOT SOME BIG BALLS... @ Napster Lives Love, Al Gore : Al Gore

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Things aren't thuper

Sep 29, 2000 5:41pm PDT

Things aren't thuper : Big Gay Slim Jim

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I have a cat who humps my T-shirts... he drags a T shirt out into the living room, then straddles it and bites it whele he humps away or whatever and makes these godawful "AAAWWWW YYEEAAAHHH" noises, usually at 5 a.m. I think he's gay -- not that there's anything wrong with that.

I hate cats

Sep 29, 2000 4:59pm PDT

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- riiiiiiight http://www.ozemail.com.au/~crocomut/DogNose.jpg : plutonium245
- ROFL!! :) -Quag : Quagmire
- I have another cat that looks like George Foreman -- no lie. The resemblance is uncanny. She head-butt... : dognose

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Where ya been brutal? We been worried. Good afternoon!

Sep 29, 2000 5:09pm PDT

Where ya been brutal? We been worried. Good afternoon! : dognose

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I'm late, good evening all!

Sep 29, 2000 5:07pm PDT

I'm late, good evening all! : brutal

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wtf, my cat is humping the side of my monitor!!!

Sep 29, 2000 4:51pm PDT

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wtf, my cat is humping the side of my monitor!!! : plutonium245
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  - ok, but she was wrestling a piece of paper a moment ago : plutonium245

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Why the hell can't you buy a box of just rootbeer flavored Popsicles any more? No, you hafta buy a box that has like 3 rootbeer one, and the rest are all lime or banana that nobody wants.

UK readers: Ignore. You don't know what rootbeer is, and you wouldn't like it. UK people think rootbeer tastes like a popular brand of mouthwash sold in the UK.

Sep 29, 2000 4:40pm PDT

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    - coke, rootbeer, and exlax i think : plutonium245
    - Not that I know of. Sasparilla is what root beer was called before it was called root beer.. i think.. : pyide

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Striptease pr0n alert:
This chick 0wns me. Even though she reminds me a bit of Valerie Bertinelli. 5 pages of her! w00t!
http://art.adult-orbit.com/justin8/page_01.htm

Sep 29, 2000 4:44pm PDT

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http://www.gofuckyourself.com/ The new goatse.cx ......ugh.....
DO NOT LOOK HERE!!!!!!! .......if you do.........close your browser REAL FAST!!!!!!! ...........

Sep 29, 2000 4:34pm PDT

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/ The new goatse.cx ......ugh..... DO NOT LOOK HERE!!!!!!! .......if you d... : OverBurN

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pika pika??
http://www.geocities.com/s3xninja/pika.html

Sep 29, 2000 3:51pm PDT

pika pika?? http://www.geocities.com/s3xninja/pika.html : sexninja!!!!

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hey there good lookin'!!!

Sep 29, 2000 3:27pm PDT

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    - not much, how'bout you? : plutonium245

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ok guys, whistler is close to done, only a couple more files (i'm thinking by sometime tonite around 2-3AM...er...when it's done :)

Sep 29, 2000 3:03pm PDT

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- where, praytell, would this wonder be located : ZedAgent

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Radiohead is dead.

Sep 29, 2000 8:24am PDT

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    No no, he had it right. Radiohead is a single entity. The Band. Would you say "The Band are playing!!... : Vantage
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      "the miami heat are the best team." - hmmm...for some reason "the miami heat is the best team" sounds mor : sexninja!!!!
      
      if you were addressing the team just as "miami is the best team", youd is i dont know where the fuck ... : sexninja!!!!
      
      ok tell ya what forget all about #325 and #326... :P : sexninja!!!!

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for those here last night (and those who weren't), i need more feedback:

http://www.pupinc.com/prototype/

i sped up the menu, even though it was plenty fast under nt, it was dog slow under 98 (wonder why?). it's about the same for both now. is the menu speed acceptable now? too slow? too fast?

pup (and as usual, netscape users need not apply)

Sep 29, 2000 8:30am PDT

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SPACEBALLS - THE POST

Sep 29, 2000 2:27pm PDT

SPACEBALLS - THE POST : sexninja!!!!

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I just finished creating my own awesome (if I do say so myself) techno track which I'm just dying to show you guys... but where am I supposed to upload it? :)

Sep 29, 2000 2:22pm PDT

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Booger booger

Sep 29, 2000 12:47pm PDT

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heh...
http://www.theonion.com/onion3634/youthful_tendency.html

Sep 29, 2000 1:26pm PDT

heh... http://www.theonion.com/onion3634/youthful_tendency.html : strider_

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About geeky lingo.

Yesterday I went to play some AoE2 online for the first time. After a few minutes of playing I suddenly realized that "Y" means "Yes". I always thought that "Y" means "Why?"(Well, among Quake players anyway). WTF? Does it mean that "Y?" means "Why?Â” I just thought this was an interesting thing and I should share it with you guys.

- Uncle Tera Talking About Interesting Thing On Line.

Sep 29, 2000 12:32pm PDT

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    - pup (i suck) .... Naw, too easy. : pupismyboytoy

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You people are strange.

Sep 29, 2000 1:05pm PDT

You people are strange. : avixe

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Damn, even pup has a groupie...

Sep 29, 2000 1:02pm PDT

Damn, even pup has a groupie... : deucy

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- I enjoyed it, too. You tiger, you! : pupismyboytoy

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Ronin, The Rock, Face/Off, Aliens, Starship Troopers [!].

Pup: About one second. Sorry it took so long, but some of us need to eat.

Sep 29, 2000 10:03am PDT

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      but that's not nearly as cool. pup (you = wait for my 1337n355) : pupismyname
      
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      gun out. i am not 1337? but the menu is dynamic! it scans the directories to find out how many i... : pupismyname
      
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      For now. For now. : pupismyboytoy

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does anyone here have ie5 or ie4 (not 5.5) and care to give me a hand testing something?

pup (anyone?)

Sep 29, 2000 12:01pm PDT

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      damn you, firewall!!! i am handcuffed!!! pup (|) : pupismyname

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okay, put your thinking caps on:

tonight my suite is going to watch our first movie with our jury rigged ass system consisting of a TV, a computer DVD player, and a PA system. The picture quality is passable, the sound is mono, but gunshots make your penis vibrate (we tried it out).

Your task is to nominate the most fun movie that has the following elements in largest quantities: explosions, gunfights, martial arts are optional, car (bus?) chases, and aircraft.

also, it has to be out on DVD.

Sep 29, 2000 9:52am PDT

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- Face/Off is nice. Also.. Hard-Boiled. Maybe Saving Private Ryan. But.. if you can get it.. I... : kbanas
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  - Damn... of course, how could I forget that one? : Vantage
- The T-Rex scene from Jurrasic Park should rattle your balls right off. Torra! Tprra! Torra! T... : RatBastard
- spriggan the movie if you're into anime : charmless
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    - and glad about it : Armiebrat

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Saw this on Slashdot
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An anonymous reader writes that "Steve Gibson is working on something called NanoProbe technology. He describes it as advanced remote Internet security testing. " Lots of interesting stuff to think about in there (despite the fact that he says its designed for windows). Its quite technical, and apparently moving fairly quickly forward

Sep 29, 2000 12:27pm PDT

Saw this on Slashdot ;) An anonymous reader writes that "Steve Gibson is working on something called Na... : jjlaw

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http://george-w-dance.homepage.com/

Sep 29, 2000 12:09pm PDT

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- And that is the most retarded thing I have ever seen. : Kaiser

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oh yeah, almost forgot.

today's quote is from:

jerry macguire

pup (i get prize?)

Sep 29, 2000 11:56am PDT

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oh yeah, almost forgot. today's quote is from: jerry macguire pup (i get prize?) : pupismyname
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- Transformers: The Movie. : Carnivac

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Illustrated guide to breaking your computer:
http://members.aol.com/spoons1000/break/index.html

Have fun =)

Sep 29, 2000 11:49am PDT

Illustrated guide to breaking your computer: http://members.aol.com/spoons1000/break/index.html Have ... : cannonfodder

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