Your AI Buddy
by Maarten Goldstein, Aug 29, 2000 12:12pm PDTReally don't have friends online? According a CNN story AOL's Instant Messenger may just be your thing as someone has created a replyscript using Perlwhere you just get some kind of psychoanalytic-styled questions back. Of course we already know AOL is the place to meet friends and pick up the chicks but now they don't even have to be real. An example from the CNN story
five: just asking if richard can tell me about some good lobster diving spots thats it if this is a problem then forget iot i dont know whats going on here
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.
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"Her" uin is 85994407, more info can be found atr www.cybelle.com.br.
BTW, as it is being created at brazil, it only speaks PORTUGUESE. :)
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MOTHER FUCKING LAME!!!
Since AOL integrated the net on their network years ago, they took over the reign of shit hole of the net.
Now not only is every 400lbs dude faking out each other, pretending to be women. Now they add a bot!!! Very sad....
Me: You are soo freaking dumb you idiotic bitch.
AOLLisa: perhaps i already know you were an idiotic bitch.
Me: Fuck you!
AOLLisa: Please give me more information
Me: ahhh... ahhh... ahhh... you have a such freaking low AI. Are you a Korean playing Diablo2 on a lame 386 computer?
AOLLisa: I take pleasure in hearing you.
ME: Why do I pay Cable modem and download this crap?
AOLLisa: Don't forget to subscribe to AOL. It is the best IPS.
Alice something. It was based on Eliza.
This kinda thing annoys me, because it makes AI seem so far-fetched.
Can't even hold a simple conversation.
It's all fun and games until someone gets eaten by a bot.
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Then again, there are probably plenty of people having similar conversations on AIM, so I dunno.
LOL #57
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twentyseven: r u male or female
AOLiza: i'm not sure i understand you fully.
twentyseven: r u man or woman bitch
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.
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"Is this R James from Shugashack.com?"
"What do you mean you don't understand?"
"Hey I updated my pic... http://goatse.cx"
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It's amazing that a person can have an argument with a computer program and lose!
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Anyone else tell the "doc" about their problems? Hmm.. something tells me that's not normal :P
ME: I got really drunk last night.
AOLiza: that is interesting. please continue.
ME: wanna have sex?
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http://fury.com/aoliza
pup (click the red and blue shit)
wow, this guy is a genious
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this is the least impressive.
M-x doctor
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