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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Aug 28, 2000 6:05pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

Hey look, its the evening time and sometimes people like to read stuff. My condolences to all the students who have to make their way back to school these next few weeks. Here is some cheery stuff to brighten your day!

- Getting arrested is pretty depressing to some people, I cant imagine wanting to hack your own balls off though. Thanks [Venger] - It looks like Al Gore recently killed a small kid with his teeth! Thanks trick - IBM is all excited, their BigBlue supercomputer (That seems best suited for playing chess) is a celebrity. - Lastly, does anyone actually want to use a .US suffix on websites around here? Seems pretty late for something like that...

































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    Solution1:
    The guy knew he was going to get arrested before he could become a christian and go a change of sex... so he did it himself :)

    Solution2:
    The police were gay and raped the guy, fuck him in the @$$ and didn't like the dick. So they attack it with his own knife and tell everyone he did it by himself.

    Solution3:
    The guy is drunk, under the influence of a "non controlled substance", and wanted to cigarette. Guess where he looks?

    Solution4:
    The guy is Steve and he doesn't the police to take picture of well... u know... like Micheal Jackson