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by Steve Gibson, Aug 28, 2000 6:11am PDT

For those of you who missed it over the weekend, a few changes were made to the server which should hopefully increase speed and response time. If you see any funky errors or if your Anon@ hostmask used to work and now it doesnt in comments let me know. The special lady friend beat me with that retarded Voldo superfreak in Soul Calibur over the weekend, I'm having 'issues' with that 2 fold. I kept the receipt to the extra controller though, I might just return it so I can hang on to the pride I have left and just play by myself :P The moment you're happy with your machine not having any problems it decides to do a random lock just to be cute. Lost a couple hours work this morning so running slightly behind. So dont pawn me off with your dirty little guild.

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Dec 31, 1969 4:00pm PST

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  god, there's so many ways to make fun of you for that first line. just replace "PA done" with any nu... : pupismyname
  - What the hell is a PA.... Wait...Princa Albert...holy shit. Why the fuck would somebody do that to h : weaselmeister

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A quick web design related question for you guys: hopefully some of you might be able to help me out. Does anyone know some type of script that would allow my web page to view a different image each time the page is refreshed? (like the main logo at Something Awful) Any help would be appreciated. If not, I'll just look it up later. I'm at work and REALLY bored...

Aug 28, 2000 12:31pm PDT

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- just look at the source for the something awful homepage. the javascript is in there. i'm sure lowt... : pupismyname
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  http://javascript.internet.com/miscellaneous/random-click-image.html Just remove the code for cli... : x-eyd|mary
  - thanks..that'll do just fine assuming it works on gay ass netscape =) : dupayosh
  - THANKYOU!!! been looking around for a repository of that kind of stuff, we have a big uni project... : Torias

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it says pass not accepted

Aug 28, 2000 11:19pm PDT

it says pass not accepted : dupayosh

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ominous login/pass is shack/shack right?

Aug 28, 2000 10:39pm PDT

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- yep : indeego

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omimous. does your ftp have a lot of users right now? or would you recommend i wait?

Aug 28, 2000 9:24pm PDT

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- only 9 users and 300K/sec. I can do much more. : Ominous

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man, that is going pretty slow, I'll probablyu set it up to upload when I got to bed (should take around 4-5 hourse for 640megs)

I gotta go get me some fresh pron ya know!

Aug 28, 2000 9:09pm PDT

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- or you could let it sit in the background...... : Ominous

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heh ominous, you doing ok on hd space? I got about 5 pron movie discs I was gonna upload (high quality shit)

but don't want to make too much of a mess of things.

Aug 28, 2000 9:02pm PDT

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    - heheh. I could leave like a fake MP3 directory..and the song of the day(s) : Ominous

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damn i forgot how much shittier uploads are than downloads on cable. heh
only getting 30k/s

Aug 28, 2000 9:04pm PDT

damn i forgot how much shittier uploads are than downloads on cable. heh only getting 30k/s : judge

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MS Sabotages itself?

http://computingcentral.msn.com/guide/back2school/Parents/ParentsGameProof.asp

Aug 28, 2000 8:53pm PDT

MS Sabotages itself? http://computingcentral.msn.com/guide/back2school/Parents/ParentsGameProof.asp : indeego

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i dont want to goto class

Aug 28, 2000 6:14am PDT

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  same!!!!!! ftp://shack:35.10.176.135.com:120/ my FTP site.get porn.....give pron.....sharing is fun! : Ominous
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    how's the brody hall network this year? better? apesh1t : apesh1t
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      better then it was at the start of last year. : Ominous
      
      :) Good. We made changes to the way it was set up, and put in new lines earlier this year (maybe at... : apesh1t
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    - do you have an active internet connection? : Ominous

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I figure that once I get a job where I am making some Moola, I am gonna upgrade the whole CPU (from my super speedy 200mmx) to something obscenely fast and beautiful... (no not an Imac or an Icube (Ice-cube??) )

(looking for donations)

Aug 28, 2000 7:40am PDT

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  - heh, as did I. Which board did you get? : hawkeye

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- AT least register with no@no.com Make them feel like the extra coding they used was worthwhile... : indeego
- there are a bunch of free ftp programs a cnet.com ,free I say and there is no need to be running a boot l... : brutal

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Steve, I forgot your woman's name, but you should just call her by her 1st name from now on instead of 'the special lady friend'.

Aug 28, 2000 12:45pm PDT

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- it's crystal, but i think she's down at the couthouse changing it to voldo. pup (voldo gibson has ... : pupismyname
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first day of school SUX

Aug 28, 2000 4:20pm PDT

first day of school SUX : king_darius

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Random comment:
Saeger: Â¤ÂºÂ°`Â°ÂºÂ¤Ã¸,Â¸Â¸,Ã¸Â¤ÂºÂ°`Â°ÂºÂ¤Ã¸Ã¸Â¤ÂºÂ°`Â°ÂºÂ¤Ã¸,Â¸Â¸,Ã¸Â¤ÂºÂ°`Â°ÂºÂ¤Ã¸Ã¸Â¤ÂºÂ°`Â°ÂºÂ¤Â¤ÂºÂ°`Â°ÂºÂ¤ Private Offshore Wealth Is Yours With Our 100% ... @ Anti Spam Law Passed

bastard!

Aug 28, 2000 3:16pm PDT

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- Hurry! This Is a Limited Time Offer! : Saeger

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204 MB uploaded to ominous
~160 mb to go.
\share

Aug 28, 2000 3:34pm PDT

204 MB uploaded to ominous ~160 mb to go. \share : indeego

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For example, one young man dreamt of being pursued by a lion. When he had no place left to run, he realized he was dreaming and called to the lion to come on and get him. The challenge turned into a playful wrestling match, and the lion became a sexy woman (NIGHTLIGHT 1.4, 1989, p. 13).

If you can reproduce something like this with the stuff your smoking I have one word for you my friend: share

[revolver]

Aug 28, 2000 2:36pm PDT

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- wet dreams ,I prefer the real thing,but the dreams are good and sometimes verrry verrry scary. : brutal

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*sits and waits for his BPFTP to freak as did his clt buddies

Aug 28, 2000 2:49pm PDT

*sits and waits for his BPFTP to freak as did his clt buddies : SkarodoM

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Only problem I've had with COMPUSA CDs is the ability to burn high quality audio CDs with them.

Aug 28, 2000 2:38pm PDT

206 Only problem I've had with COMPUSA CDs is the ability to burn high quality audio CDs with them. ... : revolver

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236.. smoking a joint? Whatever your smoking.. I want a kilo of it.

maybe putting a white wafer on your tounge could produce similar qualities to a lucid dream.

[revolver]

lucid dreams == Doom2k

Aug 28, 2000 2:31pm PDT

236.. smoking a joint? Whatever your smoking.. I want a kilo of it. maybe putting a white wafer on y : revolver

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I want a pair of these.

http://www.lucidity.com/novadreamer.html

[revolver]

I will have have this.

Aug 28, 2000 2:22pm PDT

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- sounds cool and inviting,of course smoking a joint does the same thing and you don't have to worry about ... : brutal

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ugh..my eyes ...

Aug 28, 2000 1:49pm PDT

ugh..my eyes ... : dupayosh

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Fun with Search Engines:

1. 'touch' all your old HTML to make it 'new'
2. Wait for the spiders to find your 'new' content and give it a slight relevance boost.

Eat stale bread!

Aug 28, 2000 1:46pm PDT

Fun with Search Engines: 1. 'touch' all your old HTML to make it 'new' 2. Wait for the spiders to fin : Saeger

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Fun with Monster.com:

1. Edit one character on your resume.
2. Get headhunters calling you within a few hours.

Fight the Queue system!}g

Aug 28, 2000 1:42pm PDT

Fun with Monster.com: 1. Edit one character on your resume. 2. Get headhunters calling you within a : indeego

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What... is... pr0n?

Aug 28, 2000 1:36pm PDT

What... is... pr0n? : prower

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I already got T2: Ultimate Edition, braveheart,a nd north by Northwest (all fils I would be glad to watch more than three times) surprisingly 2 days ago. Usually those places don't ship the movies until the official release date, but i guess buy.com is different. T2: Ultimate Edition has over 6 hours of extra stuff and 3 different versions of te movie

http://www.dupayosh.com/moviereviews/t2ue.shtml

Aug 28, 2000 1:29pm PDT

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If you go to Buy.com, you can get some bad ass predorders on DVD. Tomorrow T2: Ultimate Edition, Braveheart, and North by Northwest are all officially released on DVD, and since they all come out the same day, you can save on shipping too. And if you go to DVDpricesearch.com, you can get an additional 10 dollar off coupon for buy.com =)

Aug 28, 2000 1:15pm PDT

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well, i looked at the SA source code and it looks like he has the banners display according to the ad banner that is being displayedat the time. I don't think i'd be able to do that casue of my sites host. Any other ideas?

Aug 28, 2000 12:50pm PDT

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  - i forgot a semicolon on the last line of the function, but it should be ok. pup (damn h4x0rs messe... : pupismyname

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Thanks #210, I'll try both and see which ones works out better

anyone collect DVDs here? (need something to talk about)

I've been sitting around for the past hour waiting for the boss to change something in the database so i can get to work. Then he calls me and says "I changed it a hour ago. I just forgot to call and tell you..."

Aug 28, 2000 1:07pm PDT

Thanks #210, I'll try both and see which ones works out better anyone collect DVDs here? (need somet... : dupayosh

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These are prolly bad generics, but not a bad price.

http://www.compusastores.com/products/product_info.asp?product_code=274612

Aug 28, 2000 12:51pm PDT

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- Nothing wrong with CompUSA CDR's. I've gone through stacks of 'em (74 min) without a defect. : Saeger

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http://www.somethingawful.com/askjeffk/askjeff-05-16-2000-01.htm

bwah ha!

Aug 28, 2000 12:45pm PDT

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Who what where?

Damn. Where has the weekend gone. Where has my week gone!?

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

Aug 28, 2000 12:51pm PDT

Who what where? Damn. Where has the weekend gone. Where has my week gone!? Who pissed in your... : dopeman

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GOD IS IN THE TV

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Aug 28, 2000 12:41pm PDT

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- you're watching jimmy swaggert? pup (jimmy swaggert fanboy) : pupismyname

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Thanks #180, you the man. Yeah I'll probably just head over to SA and have a look. Man it's pretty dead in here...someone needs to start an interesting thread =)

Aug 28, 2000 12:39pm PDT

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Newspaper: Richmond Times-Dispatch;
A dump truck driver who "dropped more than 59,000 pounds of processed human excrement on Interstate 295" and was charged with "failure to contain his load."

Al Gore
yeah, this has nothing to do with anything, but what can you do.

Aug 28, 2000 12:28pm PDT

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Omg. This is much better.

Death to the chatty bitches.

comments != IRC

Aug 28, 2000 12:33pm PDT

Omg. This is much better. Death to the chatty bitches. comments != IRC : jidar

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has anyone seen madgrad around lately?

Aug 28, 2000 12:22pm PDT

has anyone seen madgrad around lately? : dupayosh

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