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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Aug 22, 2000 6:17pm PDT

Just keeping you guys on your toes! Evening Reading this um.. evening has some halfway interesting news bits you may like. If you dont like it chances are the guys who wrote the stories dont like you. Here you go but be careful:

- Microsoft is winning a few court cases, in fact they just got 2 more cases thrown out. Some good 'momentum' going into their big anti-trust case. - AltaVista was running a big scam about free internet access for a while it seems and just recently fessed up that it was all BS. Cute. - People use fake emails on the net to avoid spam? Whooda thunk? I actually like using a diff account (hotmail, yahoo etc) for any kind of sign up process. (EFax.com etc)
Also, the fake doom screenshot index is up to 74 images now. Thats going to be one hell of a poll.


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  • #150
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    By: Doctor Lao x
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    late nite joke

    A mom was walking her little girl to school one day, when they came across two dogs having sex. The little girl curiously asked what they were doing.

    “Making a cake, ” replied her mom, obviously not ready to discuss sex with the child.

    On the way to school the next day, the girl noticed two squirrels madly going at it. “Mommy, what are those squirrels doing, ” the youngster asked.

    “They are also making a cake, ” replied the mom.

    The next morning, the little girl tells her mom that she has a confession to make.

    “Last night, I snuck out of my bedroom and I saw you and Daddy making cake on the kitchen table. ” “That’s ok, sweetie, ” replied the mom. Well there’s more,” says the child.

    “When you were done, I snuck in and licked up all the icing.”

    Dr.Lao
    check out my mutant little toe! I swear it does not touch the ground when I stand



    Aug 23, 2000 2:25am PDT
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    copy and paste from www.3dnuts.com

    "Video game censorship? Posted: 20:54 CDT Tuesday, August 22, 2000 By: Nonuts .
    . Now here's a worthwhile article that I found posted on Voodooextreme, dealing with video game violence. Apparently, the city of Indianapolis has made it illegal for minors to play any violent or sexually explicit video games, as they claim it warps the minds of our next generation and makes them angry or violent ot some crap.....

    Nigga please, that's some f***ing bulls*** if I ever read it! I've been playing f***ing video games my whole f***ing life and that f***ing s*** hasn't made my f***ing @$$ violent or angry, now has it? I'm one nice mother f***er! Those censorship b****es make me wanna grab some sorry f*** by the throat and tear it open with my G0**amn teeth, tasting the salty sweetness of their fa**ot @$$ blood while I watch their sorry @$$ corpses fall to the ground in a heap. Again, nigga please.

    Seriously though, whatever happened to good ol' "blame the parents"? Or why can't a kid just be plain crazy? When did the responsibility leave the hands of those whoring mothers or drunk and abusive fathers that sit on their asses all day, beating the shit out of their kids and eating mayonnaise sandwiches with government cheese? What did they blame violence and anti-social behavior on before video games, television, the Internet, decent porn and Jerry Springer were invented? Hopscotch? Or maybe that nylon jumprope made little Suzie want to choke the life out of her baby brother? Those evil jumpropes. Now how come nobody ever attacked the game "Operation"? If you think about it, that was pretty fucking gory. Here was some terrified looking naked guy with no genitals lying on a bed and the object was to rip out the poor dude's guts without an M.D. license or insurance. There was no "virtual" violence to this, no cartoon gibs or beaks and assholes, you were right fucking there, holding this chap's spleen and kidneys with a Goddamned rusty pair of tweezers! You telling me that shit didn't warp a few kids, but Unreal Tournament did?

    And if you f***ed up and killed the Operation bastard, his nose would light up and a buzzer would sound. What, no anisthetic? And what was the buzzer for, to alert you of a malpractice case? And did it really matter if you kept a steady hand or not? Unless you sterilized your snot and crap encrusted hands, that poor eunich was gonna die of a staph or gangrene infection anyways. As much as my hands were either in my nose or digging the drawers out of my ass, that bitch woulda dies in about three hours.

    Video games are good for our kids. I remember back when mom was out on a "date" with "uncle Bob" or "uncle Ken" or "uncle Pete", or the homeless guy who hung outside our projects exposing his penis to everyone, video games were my babysitter. That fucking Pong machine was my life. And Atari 2600? I remember masturbating for the first time while looking at the cover of Ms. Pacman. To this day (God forgive me), I pop me a little woody when I peep them curves of hers. So to all of you who believe in censorship, suck my 3DNuts and lay the fuck off my games, you sorry ass bitches!

    And don't even get me started on Twister. Peace.

    -Nonuts
    www.3dnuts.com
    --Nonuts
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    Aug 22, 2000 10:21pm PDT
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