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Weekend Poop Story
by Steve Gibson, Aug 19, 2000 3:33am PDTShitty story of the day has got to be this one that Sean sent to me. Some dude was in an outdoor toilet (Outhouse) and the floor fell out of it and he went plunging down into the poopy sludge. It gets worse, he was trapped and couldnt get out for 3 days. He said it best: "I tell you what, it was hard to get one breath down there," I bet.
"Down it went and took me with it,'' he said. ``I thought it was an earthquake. Then I realized where I was at. ... I done a lot of hollering, but nobody couldn't hear me."Shit happens? I um.. cant think of any other poop jokes.
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BEFORE ROBOT LEAVES, ROBOT WANTS TO REMIND ALL SHACKER: VODKA, DRAGO, AND KGB IS FRIEND, AND SO IS REVOLUTION!!
SHACKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!!
I MUST BREAK YOU
That is almost worse than the other guy who climbed in the pot and got stuck. But he was asking for it. This guy was just plain unfortunate.
Should he ever have to, it'll be easier to make a prison break. :)
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too lazy to look up lavabbs codes.
"The explosion of color from a flower garden can really make a statement. But so can the lush, calming green of a shade garden."
Bah I'm getting old.
I'm off to look at goat pr0n or something ...
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I guess the shit really hit the fan on THAT one...
That story is a crock of shit!
(I'm going back to bed) *YAAAAAAAAAAWN*
-Xak