Evening Reading

http://www.bangkokpost.net/today/170800_News03.html

Robotic bank guards controlled via the web. Here is something for j00 700 h4x0r if you are 1337

am i the only one who disliked the feel of tribes?

Not too much longer..

"beta app site will go live next week"

http://www.tribalwar.com/

im positive that you want to see this one too


pretty classic..........

http://www.3dnuts.com/files/Daikatana.asf

Direct X 8 Beta links.

http://www.the-ctrl-alt-del.com/utilities.htm

Playing Tribes is just so much fun...

http://europa.spaceports.com/~fps/tribes.html

:)

I did'nt do that. Someone did that to me.

Click this so that it will get over 1000 views.

http://forums.planetunreal.com/showthread.php?threadid=21756

What's going on in here?

named after a web site and they think that he will have a good story to tell?

yeah, he will talk about how fucking stupid his name used to be before he had it changed, because his money hungry asshole parents named him after an acronym for a website so they could make a quick $5000.00

thats a GREAT story of you ask me...

i think you guys need to se this

http://www.3dnuts.com/files/CliffyB.asf

It's a little late for this but if my parents named me after a web site they better hope i die of S.I.D.S

Dr.Lao
...allow me to demonstrate...the skill of Shaolin...the special techniqe of shadow boxing...

Intel is beating their p3 line to death.. but Like I care.
The only processor I know is Athalon from now on :) (AMD fanboy) but whatever, Intel can do it im sure.

As far as that pro-napster hacker.. that's a bit extreme for advocation free mp3 trading software.

looks like the time has come for dopeman spam

watch him make generic statement after generic statement in every topic in less than 3 minutes

what drivel may come

That's not such a bad name for the kid.. i mean.. his friends won't get it.

But you never know.
He may grow up to be some liberal pot-smoking hippie democrat who will resent his parents forever for liking the so called "internet" and shit.

But what are the chances of that happening.

Your response is delayed by the fact that i just ate you and you're floating around drowning in a pitcher of kool-aid now

I used to think of crime as a revolutionary force; an instant redistribution of economic wealth based on the inventiveness of the criminal. The thief was an anarchist warrior. Ignoring the structure that society had constructed, the criminal stole from faceless corporations, rich idiots, or anyone else profiting from the work of the common man, proving that not everyone was a polite consumer, waiting in line like sheep for the few material goods they believed were going to make their lives worth living. A rogue and his wits risking the ultimate possession: freedom.

But then I moved out of my parents house. Crime sucks, and most criminals are assholes stealing shit they don't really need. A friend of mine has a real job at a clothing store. They probably arrest 3 people a day for shoplifting. Are these people stealing cheese and bread from The Man to feed starving children? No, they're stealing necklaces and headbands, because they don't feel like paying. Fry `em. Anyone stupid enough to risk hundreds of dollars in fines and possible jail time for hair accessories should not be allowed to move and breed in society. There's no revolution here, it's just vanity.

A few days ago I went to pay for groceries with my credit card. Even though I just emptied my bank account to pay American Express off, the mustachioed lady behind the register said I was over my limit. Now, my limit is pretty infinitesimal compared to most of the people I know with credit cards, but this was strange. I didn't have enough money in my bank to cover the groceries, so I was pretty much fucked. I went home and checked my messages, and found a message from some catalog company asking to confirm an order for a pair of $200 women shoes. Some bitch grabbed my number and ran up my limit with FUCKING CLOTHES! AAARRGGHH! I can't buy groceries because this whore wants to look nice? Now I gotta: a)get a new card, b) pay a $50 charge, c)fight my credit card company for the charges, and in the mean time, I'm fucked until my next paycheck. Thank you crime! Thank you revolutionary shock troops! The most frustrating thing was that none of the catalogs would give me the address of the bitch trying to order the shit. I guess that kept ME from becoming a criminal, the last thing I need to do is blow my probation.

It all stems back to the fact that we love to fuck each other over. The feeling of power, the feeling of screwing the system and making some rich asshole pay for your stupid little desires. If you want tacky little things to adorn your body and walls, you should suffer in the working world to see how useless that shit is when you have to put out some effort for it. The sheer disregard for your fellow citizen, as you appropriate his or her property, is so blatant and gaudy, I say we take a cue from the Arabs and start chopping hands. Hell, that's a job I wouldn't mind getting up for every morning, I would be Mark Driver - Hand Chopper. (Note: good idea for a sit-com)

The bottom line is: There is no such thing as a victimless crime when it comes to stealing. Except for cable. It's OK to steal that.

fatbeaner

haha. good shit.

100!!! OHH YEAH!

ONIONFORCE!

5!!!!!!

Good riddance to the Russian crew. If only all the Russians could die, and we could be rid of them forever.

THIS ONION EATS HOT WAX FOR BREAKFAST

BRING IT

/ME DRINKS KOOLAIDMANS KOOL AID


WTF NOW?????????

NO KOOL AID NO POWER....THE ONIONFORCE NEVER EXPIRES

:o NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS MY ARCH ENEMY KOOLAIDMAN

/ME BREAKS YOUR UGLY ASS GLASS JAR STOMACHE

WHAT NOW BITCH???

FEEL THE POWER OF 5 COMPRESSED ONIONS

hush kids...hahaha

FEEL THE POWER OF 5 LEET COMPRESSED ONIONS IN UNISON

ONIONFORCE

My NEXT set of PC speakers........
http://www.kharma.com/grandenigmasystem/specs.html
aww yeah

Are you kidding Steve? They named the kid 'Iuma'. That name sounds awesome -- not being sarcastic.

5 grand ain't exactly properity, bub.

I got to see Quake 3 running under Linux on a Voodoo 5 5500 and damn it looked nice. And I'm a UT fanboy. Made me want to play Q3.

Damn, Steve, you hit 'Evening Reading' right on time. Does your special lady-friend have anything to do with this? Is she making you wear your thong?

Sidenote: I've decided to drop my sigline soundbite (http://www.geocities.com/lex_lethal_prime/LexLethalTheme.wav), as it wasn't really working like I had hoped. It was pointless to d/l something that should automatically play when clicked on. A good idea, busted by some invisible detail that would take more effort to fix than I am willing to spend. I will be keeping my original sigline, as I have for several years now, so Shackers everywhere can sleep at night.

Thanks!

-Lex

That Iuma kid will grow up psychotic, kill his parents, and single-handedly end violent games because he happened to play Quake 5 : Frogs in Space.

I had a dream about 'upgrading' to Linux. In my dream, Fry's Electronics recommended Linux, but they were running Windows NT on their systems.

Something was up, so I'm sticking with Microsoft for now.

Thanks!

-Lex

Linux World ROCKED! I got a free baseball cap and bumper sticker so now I wanna be a Linux user.