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1Ghz Owner = Small Penis

by Maarten Goldstein, Aug 14, 2000 12:21pm PDT

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sho'nuff

Nov 17, 2000 6:38pm PST

sho'nuff : pyide

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What does it mean if you have two computers?

I have a P200 at home and a 450 at work? So what do I get then???

Also what happens if you have a Mac?

Oct 11, 2000 9:44am PDT

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- penif in mouf : bugsY

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Trivia-------
What movie had the Portuguese Butt Blaser that looked like a weed eater with a dildo on the end?

Aug 14, 2000 12:27pm PDT

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- Naked Gun 2 1/2 : x-eyd|mary

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===========D <---me

===D <---you

:D

Aug 14, 2000 12:27pm PDT

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===========D <---me ===D <---you :D : tomservo
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  ===========D <---me ===D <---you :D I think it's more like, the first is what you tell every... : Barbarian
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I HAEVE A CELERON 300A AT 300 MHZ!#
I HAVE A LARGE PENIF.

Aug 20, 2000 9:59pm PDT

I HAEVE A CELERON 300A AT 300 MHZ!# I HAVE A LARGE PENIF. : king_darius

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Am I in the middle? I have a 700 mhz athlon. I have a v3 3000. 128 mb of ram, 20 gb hd. I have a live soundcard?

Aug 15, 2000 9:34pm PDT

Am I in the middle? I have a 700 mhz athlon. I have a v3 3000. 128 mb of ram, 20 gb hd. I have a live sou... : Cheesedog_3:16

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lol
what a stupid fuckin story
i have a huge cock
maybe i can have them come to my house so i can bust em in the head!

Aug 14, 2000 4:31pm PDT

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What a coincidence. Right about the time they gave me a new fast machine at work, they took my dick away.

Aug 14, 2000 7:44pm PDT

What a coincidence. Right about the time they gave me a new fast machine at work, they took my dick away... : dognose

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So, that makes overclocking the modern equivalent to Swedish Made Penis Pumps(tm)? HAHAHAHAHAHA...

YEAH BEBY, THAT AIN'T MY BAG... I SWEAR! In the box. Quickly, quickly...

Luff,
Brady

Aug 14, 2000 5:40pm PDT

So, that makes overclocking the modern equivalent to Swedish Made Penis Pumps(tm)? HAHAHAHAHAHA... Y... : PantherX

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- AHAHAHAH THAT'S A DOUBLE MEANING! HAHAHAHAHAH oh, caps. : Brandino

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Random comment:
pingless: My cockn'balls are nice to RUB on... @ 1Ghz Owner = Small Penis

Aug 14, 2000 4:07pm PDT

Random comment: pingless: My cockn'balls are nice to RUB on... @ 1Ghz Owner = Small Penis : 1892

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PENIF IN MOUF!!!!!!!

-Norulez

Aug 14, 2000 3:52pm PDT

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PENIF IN MOUF!!!!!!! -Norulez : norulez
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- y cockn'balls are nice to RUB on : pingless

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- That would actually mean something if you weren't an anonymous. So...BITE ME. -Norulez : norulez

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heh if 1 gig means small penis I wonder what 1.1 gig means?

Aug 14, 2000 2:16pm PDT

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- 106 second belly button : .ROM.

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Geez, i've been bragging about how small my penis is for years! No joke. I was the only one who would say it, and it made me special. Here I see a whole bunch of folks talking about their minicule schlong. ARGH!
Now what am I going to do to set myself apart?

Just another face in the crowd...

*sigh*

Aug 14, 2000 12:36pm PDT

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- he inevitable question... how small? : Brandino

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O'boy am I in trouble!

Aug 14, 2000 2:34pm PDT

O'boy am I in trouble! : brutal

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I have a Teddy Ruxpin hooked up to an Etch-A-Sketch. That must mean I -- aw, fuggit. I'm hung like a hamster

Aug 14, 2000 2:17pm PDT

I have a Teddy Ruxpin hooked up to an Etch-A-Sketch. That must mean I -- aw, fuggit. I'm hung like a ha... : dognose

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Don't forget the ladies! :)

1Ghz Owner = Tight Pussy

(So, it all balances out in the end... :)

Aug 14, 2000 1:39pm PDT

Don't forget the ladies! :) 1Ghz Owner = Tight Pussy (So, it all balances out in the end... :) : Saeger

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Ohh yeah!

Aug 14, 2000 1:53pm PDT

Ohh yeah! : The Kool-Aid Man

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- "Just under" can be a lot under. : Barbarian
- quick tip ... when measuring your penis, don't start at your asshole. your results will be much more ac... : strider_

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This is the best news item title I've ever seen... :)

Aug 14, 2000 1:51pm PDT

This is the best news item title I've ever seen... :) : Quagmire

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Uh after reading the article, i get a sense that it isn't about penis size at all... i think marteen is just reading too much into the article :)

Aug 14, 2000 1:45pm PDT

Uh after reading the article, i get a sense that it isn't about penis size at all... i think marteen is j... : Phokus

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thassa mean pussy, make a man change gods

Aug 14, 2000 1:41pm PDT

thassa mean pussy, make a man change gods : SkarodoM

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Heh you guys remember the 'shack post about the germans having dicks so small their condoms fell off? Maybe it's the germans who have the all the 1 ghzers :)

Aug 14, 2000 1:38pm PDT

Heh you guys remember the 'shack post about the germans having dicks so small their condoms fell off? May... : Phokus

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This is pure rubbish. If a guy wanted to impress gilrs cause he had a small wang he wouldn't even own a PC...PCs = for geeks...he wold drive an expensive car or something O would think. *Hey baby..wanna time demo my athlon?*

Aug 14, 2000 12:29pm PDT

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- Well, if better electronics = smaller penises, it only makes sense for Japanese people to have small wan... : prower

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Who the hell is peter north?

Aug 14, 2000 12:51pm PDT

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Doesn't bother me -- I've always had the outlook "if it works, it works for me."

Guess I don't have a penis problem?

Aug 14, 2000 1:07pm PDT

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- 72 So somehow you think that penis size is related to Microsoft Outlook? That is even more weird than... : chuck_diesel
- 72 login/password? hello? : poke

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heh i thought this thread was about how the 1100Mhz procs are coming out, hehe.

Aug 14, 2000 1:10pm PDT

heh i thought this thread was about how the 1100Mhz procs are coming out, hehe. : poke

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"Thats the most bullshit answer I've ever heard, yer the kinda guy who begs for sex"

"So now your attacking my libido?!?"

Aug 14, 2000 1:07pm PDT

"Thats the most bullshit answer I've ever heard, yer the kinda guy who begs for sex" "So now your att... : onyx

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So what does it mean if you own a dual proccessor pc? heheh
or a mac even? ;p

Aug 14, 2000 1:02pm PDT

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- So what does it mean if you own a dual proccessor pc? Hermaphrodite? : Stormrider
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"I'm telling you, Loius Lane couldn't have Superman's baby. I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun. He'd blow a hole right through her back. The only way he could have sex with her is with a Kryptonite condom, and that would kill him."

Aug 14, 2000 12:44pm PDT

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Hmmm. If guys with fast pc's = Small penis.... I wonder what happens if you don't have a computer.

No pc = Peter Norths Son?

Aug 14, 2000 1:00pm PDT

Hmmm. If guys with fast pc's = Small penis.... I wonder what happens if you don't have a computer. No... : CheeZ

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