Who doesn't have fond memories of spending the day at a water park before dragging themselves back to their room, dehydrated and sunburned? Excalibur has announced Water Park Tycoon, which will let you construct your own summer amusement business minus the less pleasant after-effects.
The studio announced the game with a trailer today, targeting the UK and various other territories later this month. A North American date wasn't given, but one wouldn't expect European water parks to be all that different. You'll be able to design kiddie pools for scared children to urinate in, thrilling water slides for scared adults to urinate in, and add other necessities like refreshment stands, staff, and shrubberies.