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no YOU'RE the one that's poorly written

That is the most poorly written article I have ever read, bleh. wtf is "winging out" supposed to mean anyways?

So this is what it's like to get First Post, hunh? How exilerating. I'm filled with euphoria! This is better than sex!

In my lifetime I've seen many, many things which may be considered historic, but my attainment of First Post! on this news article is just incredulously cool. There's no way that anything could be cool as this achievement. I will write that "I got First Post!" on any sort of legal document I write in the future. This article will go down in my families' history as "the article where prower got First Post!" It's just amazing.

First I'd like to thank Steve, Maarten, Jack, Clay, and the rest of the Shugashack crew for allowing me to obtain this First Post! through the brilliance of the comment system of the Shack. Secondly, I'd like to thank whoever created the universe for allowing me to exist. Maybe it was the big bang, maybe it was God, who knows. What matters is I have achieved the accomplishment of a lifetime - First Post! I will bookmark this article and write to the presses about it. It's just too amazing.

Thank you for your time.

Nice work. And btw, it was I who created you.