Mario Kart 8 trailer shows off high-flying antics (and baby-people)

The Mushroom Kingdom is a horrifying place. At least, that's the lesson to be learned from this new two minute trailer for Mario Kart 8. You'll see Mario and company racing and paragliding through an airport, proving that air traffic control simply does not exist in this world. And sure, anti-grav strips may be cool to race on, but what's with all these baby-people driving motorcycles? How do they have licenses? Will you want to expose your children to this anarchist propaganda when it debuts on Wii U in the spring?