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  Whatever you do, make sure the TV has an Annoyingly-Loud-Commercial-Volume-Equalizer :) I've got a cr... : Saeger
  • i've never had a TV with that =) or maybe I have, and just never noticed..... ever seen the Sony WE... : king_darius

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• l@me .... : Intaglio5

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• I hate that fucking dog anyway!!! : TERATOGEN
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  man, I know it's popular to hate the chihuahua now, but I still think he's funny. FPC.Weasel yo qui... : weaselmeister
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    well it was funny now it's just fucking annoying. : TERATOGEN
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      435: Well now that they fired him I know whats going to be in my next taco......... FPC Madgrad : madgrad
      • lol typed some text bozo : silversurfer
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    yo quiero kill you : Intaglio5
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      Your a hateful bastard. I'm thinking that, maybe, you should die. : dra.
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        WHAT MOTHERFUCKER? I AM A FUCKING HACKER, I CAN DOWNLOAD YOUR BANKING INFORMATION AND CREDIT CARDS FROM ... : Intaglio5
        • why are you posting in such old news posts? : silversurfer

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  errr... head = heat... so you can see through the building and AWP those fuckers.... : freshview
  • you know what? it seems so simple now that you explain it. but you really had me confused with it t... : pupismyname
  • l@me [][] [] ==== : Intaglio5
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  I wouldn't mind your mom on cs_yourmom though, so I could your mom the your moms that were your mommi... : kbanas
  • *slaps Kbanas across the face* SAY SOMETHING ELSE, BITCH. : freshview
  • Hey. I was playing CS against your mom last night, but she wasn't able to play so good with my dick in : weaselmeister
  • 448 & 446: Don't be talking stink about moms or I'll get the soap out! : sHugamom
• 446: We all know you wouldn't mind some "head" vision Fresh. /me puts on some background pr0n music. : madgrad

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  #680: You were warned too *laces up his Doc Martens* Okay, who wants to go first? FPC Madgrad : madgrad
  • start with ramanon. Pleeze. It's too bad that FreshView is leaving - his razor tongue will be missed... : Xhala
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    Doogie? Will you analyze my stool? I think I'm getting nutty. : Saeger
    • does it taste nutty? : pimpstick
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      #687: I'm beginning to think that stating my intelligence was a bad idea. Oh well. From the top! *puts : madgrad
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        Madgrad For real, is your education from Hamburger University? Are you training for a doctorate in man... : ramanon
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          Sorry to breach etiquette, but you are a TRIPLE DOG DARING MOTHER SHITTER! : Saeger
          • heh. Good reference. ;) : Xhala
        • Heh, you reminded me of Mayor McCheese. That guy owns. Oh, and you suck. : avixe
        • #698: Hey ramanon, fuck you. I'm not getting my PhD in managing a stinking Burger King......... I'm : madgrad
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    Are you sure your in grad school? Or is this like the special olympics of graduate school? Thank you m... : ramanon
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      you know, for someone who's English sucks so bad, you should really keep your fat, cum-guzzling mouth sh... : Xhala
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        I so rarely say this, but I must. You are a double mother shitter. Thank you most kindly : ramanon
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          ROFLMAO!!! Ow, that hurts, it really does! Oooh, did you guys hear that! DOUBLE MOTHER SHITTER!! .... : Xhala
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            watch out, I think you pissed him off!!! hehe : pimpstick
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              honestly, if I wasn't sitting in a call center right now, I'd be howling. As is is I'm merely laughing : Xhala
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                the funny thing to me, is that you guys dont get ramanon. It's like the Andy Kaufman Syndrome. : Phil
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                  I'm not sure I understand. What do you mean? : Xhala
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                    nevermind, i'll just keep watching. 'tis fun, yes? : Phil
                    • Bring back Tony Clifton you mother shitter! : Saeger
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                  You are a mother shitter, so that is not an insult to you. Correct? Thank you most kindly. : ramanon
                  • listen here mother shitter. whos the mother shittinest mother shitter this side of Shea Stadium? Me, d... : Phil

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  "I just wish someone would make a better browser than IE.. hell, just match it and I'll jump instantl... : kbanas
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    No, IMO IE 5.01 is the best browser available. IE 5.5 sucks. : seemlar
    • I agree. I installed IE 5.5 and have noticed a significant slowdown. Next time I reinstall, it will be ... : Robert E Lee
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  any reasons to back that up? pup (or is it just an anti-microsoft thing?) : pupismyname
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    Certainly. Just based on my personal experience of course. I'm running Win98SE, until recently IE 5.0... : seemlar
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      Go for it. Opera doesn't infest your system, so once install is complete (literally takes 10 seconds to ... : Saeger
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        Already got it up and running... doesn't seem to bad. Just on this page, the upper right latest comm... : seemlar
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          Oh.. you would think so. But wouldn't you also think that.. About the other thing? : kbanas
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            66: He WOULD think that about.... YOUR MOM. : madgrad
            • .. You can't do it right. : kbanas
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            What? Seemlar has problems with his size? "But that's a minor thing." : avixe
            • Eh? : seemlar
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            we're not even past 100 and you're already posting jibberish? pup (the elephants are masquerading ... : pupismyname
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              Oh.. I can feel it. It's going to get worse. So much worse. : kbanas
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                #72 *PSSSSSSSSSSSST* Remember, you can use THESATAN now if you need to gibber away. : madgrad
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                  Yeah? Well when I needed to gibber away last night, all I had to do was call your Mom. Oh wait, ... : kbanas
                  • o you were the short fat ugly hairy man with the two inch penis who I saw sneaking out last night. I'l... : madgrad

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• best thing I've heard all day : matrix
• I second that by 100000000000000000000000000000000000000 : kbanas
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  Then all anyone would have to do is register 20 accounts, then they could nuke anyone else's post. : drumager
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    20 accounts, 20 proxies, 20 cookies, and 20 user agents you mean. : Saeger
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      Useragents and cookies don't matter.. 3dshack doesn't set cookies, and even if it did, it would b... : drumager
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        Maybe you need a certain # of posts in order to vote, then. Say, 250. At that point you have a ves... : avixe
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          Righto. Also, even if you've got a user account, Steve stores your associated IP with each post (hey,... : Saeger
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            Right. However, I know I personally post from two different PCs so that may not work. Man, maybe t... : avixe
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              not really. maybe if you have over 1000 posts you can nuke stuff, but the server caches all non-admin... : poke
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                Sure, but that still requires admin. intervention / monitoring. There must be a way to automate it... : avixe
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                  #149 yeah but you need checks/balences. okay, lets do this the constitutional law way. maybe we should... : poke
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                    Here! Here! And what's with all these taxes on tea? : kbanas
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                      read historical fiction. It's "hear hear" not "here here." geez. : poke
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                        Jesus Christ, poke. Sorry. :) Not a big fan of historical fiction. I thought about it, and it s... : kbanas
                        • #167 that's the whole point: you don't say "hear, hear" when you have something to say, you say it when y : poke
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                    and if the fight over the nuke got REALLY ugly, two people would be randomly selected to act as prosecut : madgrad
                    • you forgot something this is the shack, the arguments would be "umm. this post sucks" and the other would... : pyro
                  • I picked 20 for because it's a pretty high number - more than are usually active in a thread. Ten ... : avixe
                  • i for one do not like this "you must have 250 post before you have a say" thing. i have been reading the ... : pyro
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                I still think that if 20 people vote a nuke [with a lower nuke threshold of 250 posts], it's okay. Th... : avixe
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                  Maybe the board could identify posts that match spam like characteristics--excessive length, repeated l... : drumager
                  • Nuke THIS Bitch! Nuke THIS Bitch! Nuke THIS Bitch! Nuke THIS Bitch! Nuke THIS Bitch! Nuke THIS B : Saeger
          • damn, I post from like a billion different computers. : Al Gore
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          Hmm 250 * 20 spam posts to "Quake 3 Gone Gold!" Some people around here have a lot of free time, but i... : drumager
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            That's still a total of 5000 posts. That would definitely be noticeable. : avixe
            • /mode #shugashack -v Avixe : kbanas
    • What could work, is to disallow registration with free email services, but it would be difficult to ... : drumager

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  Shack seems to be full at the moment. However, there is one *N*FPC.Anarchy in there, heh. : avixe
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    when playing CS, does everyone that posts here use the FPC as a prefix? That would be cool. : Phil
    • Everyone in FPC does, yes. : avixe

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• Mr Pimpstick, BTW my degree is in neither of one of those most respected disciplines, I have told you ... : ramanon

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• d'oh! How'd you know? ;) : Xhala

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• What are you studying, English? Apparently not. : avixe
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  I hear your mother calling, I think she wants you to eat out her period again, you incestuous perverted ... : freshview
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    Dear sweet god. : avixe
    • *rolls up sleeves* Time to get gross. : freshview
  • damn, what's with his 'mother shitter' comments? Is that supposed to be some creative alteration of 'mo... : Xhala
• I vote ramanon to be banned and more votes? : silversurfer

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• Hooray. It is habib. Hey! change fucking record moron, it appears to be stuck. FPC.Weasel Thank ... : weaselmeister
• You could not get pussy off a dead cow unfortunately, you are incorrect your mom actually fucked us b : king_darius
• #654: Thats not quiet right, I get a load of pussy from your mother every week. Well, not last week. I : madgrad

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  Later, good luck.... BRING ON THE CS, BOY. I'm leaving, soon, to go home and PLAY CS.... : freshview
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    On the Shack server? #643, I require images. : avixe
    • http://www.actresspictures.com/cgi-bin/display.cgi?path=/anna&loc=serv51&img=anna-us0698.jpg : Xhala
    • If I can, my man, if I can... : freshview

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• title: faggot you forgot that one =) : king_darius
• You can't possibly get creepy enough to shut me up. Send me another flesh sample, btw, the last one w... : freshview

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  seriously dude, you're freaking me out /me refrains from loading soapy.com for the next few days in ca... : king_darius
  • No poop soup for you! : Saeger
  • #618: Yeah, Saeger has changed his empire of pr0n into a shit fetish site. But hang on, I'll fix that. : madgrad

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• Next-day your poop. : Saeger
• you wanna know something though? if FPC gets popular/big enough we could try to petition steve for a p... : king_darius

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  I dunno, dude.. the service is free.... : freshview
  • What's in it for her? Here is her ICQ # 70219340 : SlimJim
• she looks cute I am looking forward to knowing new people ? question marks out of place are sooooooo ... : king_darius

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  http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Bay/4386/veracosa.html ? : king_darius
  • WRONG! hint: "disgusting bikini" : Saeger
• haha u got it wrong its Mistress of destruction : silversurfer

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• 578 YUMMY. Heh. : Eloosive

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  The meatball sub is 12" of meaty marinara goodness. FPC.Weasel Subway fanboy : weaselmeister
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    heh, saw this on the front page random comment =) yes, the meatball subs 0wnz. so does the cold cut ... : king_darius
    • 553: I've got some bacon for you Darius. FPC Madgrad : madgrad
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      Footlong Italian sub. EVERYTHING 'cept no tomatoes. Pour on the oil'n'vinegar. And make it snappy! I ... : Saeger
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        Subway Melt with cheese, meat, lettuce, onion, bacon, mayo, mustard, salt&pepper in that order. Bacon i... : Vantage
        • interesting my sister is working at subway now, hers has like 5 different kinds of bread, and their tu : king_darius
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      I can't imagine why you would desecrate a perfectly good meatball sub with tomatoes, oil and vinegar. : weaselmeister
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        (whiny voice) but that's all i liiiiiiiiiiiiiike! i swear to god i'm allergic to any vegetables exc... : king_darius
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          tomatoes aren't vegetables. ;) : Vantage
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            shhhh, don't let The Man hear you say that! http://www.produceoasis.com/TipOTDay_folder/Tips_folder/Au... : king_darius
            • That's right. I decide what is a fruit, and what is a vegetable. By the way. Just for his little out : I AM THE MAN

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  #452: I hope there will be a SC2. I loved the original. One time, I was playing as the marines, and s : madgrad
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    And I miss your Mother sucking on my cock. But I don't complain. Mother fucker. .. : kbanas
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      WTF? You waste your time with him and ignore my perfectly good 'mom troll' on post 454. I am hurt. F : weaselmeister
      • I was working on something! I didn't even see your post! Aww. I'm sorry weasel. :( I didn't ... : kbanas
      • 465: HEY! How dare you insuiate that I am not worthy of a Mom assualt! I'm hurt! /me cockslaps Weasel : madgrad
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        FPR ? or jsut a typo ? : silversurfer
        • 469: he was so pissed at not getting dignified that he mistyped his own tag. Hhehehee FPC Madgrad : madgrad
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          I don't even know how that happened. The 'R' is nowhere near the 'C'. Kbanas' mom must have switched : weaselmeister
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            My mother was a great woman. SHE DID THINGS.. SHE STRUGGLED AGAINST THINGS.. To give me the opportu... : kbanas
            • I don't know dude.. she told me she loved me with all her heart.. of course, she was taking it up the... : freshview
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              I'm sorry. I didn't mean to talk bad about your mom. You are right. she is a great woman. And she gi : weaselmeister
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                OHHHHH. DISS. .. I grow tired of this. Especialyl because I'm all worn out from YOUR MOM.... : kbanas
                • did you get that "oooh, diss" from snl? if so, "oooh, double diss". pup (fanboy) : pupismyname
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                lol omfg you guys kick ass where can i get a peace of the action? : silversurfer
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                  "A piece of the action?" Just go over to Kbanas' mom's house. : freshview
                  • Hehehe. You and I thought of the same joke. I guess because Kbanas' mom gets around so much. You bea : weaselmeister
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                  I know where you can get some action... KBANAS' MOM! FPC.Weasel : weaselmeister
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                    505: Kbanas' mom is like peanut butter: Spreads easy and tastes great to eat. FPC Madgrad : madgrad
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                      Kbanas' mom is like a hardware store 10cents a screw : silversurfer
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                        kbanas' mom is like a doorknob. Everybody gets a turn. FPC.Weasel : weaselmeister
                        • Kbanas' mom is like a whore. She takes money for sex. err... wait. : freshview
                        • banas mom is like a screen door. The more you bang her the looser she gets. FPC Madgrad : madgrad
                        • banas mom is like the ocean. Both have swallowed a lot of seamen. FPC Madgrad : madgrad
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                          you are SO LUCKY ... I was gonna post that =P But then I started thinking (big mistake) and then the wh : BiffyC.
                          • why do you have to make everything so complicated? : silversurfer
              • ...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : king_darius

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• Somebody points that out about twice a day. It's not the same guy. FPC.Weasel : weaselmeister

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• *starts up his chris rock "bigger and blacker" CD* : king_darius
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  Oh, all right. But keep your hands off the merchandise this time. /hoists self up on table and shake : weaselmeister
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    Thank you *hands Weasel a $100 bill* : freshview
    • $100?!?!?! Hell for that much you can touch all the merchandise you want! FPC.Weasel Hey. 100 buck ... : weaselmeister