BioShock Infinite trailer shows heavy duty Handyman

A lot of news happened last week for BioShock Infinite, from the delay of the game to March 26 to Andrew's preview on how impressed he was with the game. If you missed the VGA's on Friday night, then you also missed a new trailer for the game.

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A lot of news happened last week for BioShock Infinite, from the delay of the game to March 26 to Andrew's preview on how impressed he was with the game. If you missed the 2012 VGAs on Friday night, then you also missed a new trailer for the game.

The video shows Booker meeting Elizabeth, offers some hints on the oppressive Songbird, and reveals just how formidable the Handyman might be.

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    December 10, 2012 6:45 AM

    John Keefer posted a new article, BioShock Infinite trailer shows heavy duty Handyman.

    A lot of news happened last week for BioShock Infinite, from the delay of the game to March 26 to Andrew's preview on how impressed he was with the game. If you missed the VGA's on Friday night, then you also missed a new trailer for the game.

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      December 10, 2012 9:07 AM

      What happened to Elizabeth's cleavage? Now she looks like a boy in a dress.

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        December 10, 2012 9:20 AM

        yup :(

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        December 10, 2012 9:21 AM

        #1ReasonWhy happened.

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          December 10, 2012 9:23 AM

          also if she's a 'love interest' then it's kind of creepy now..she looks like she has a kid's body with an adult head, aka anime.

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            December 10, 2012 6:33 PM

            ...really? I thought her model before was so bizarrely proportioned that she was more anime ^_^ back then.

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              December 10, 2012 6:47 PM

              She's always been a kinda creepy character, then and now.

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                December 10, 2012 7:34 PM

                Creepy is fine.

                Oddly sexual in the same way that 'here - do your best to resemble a seven year old - but ... a sexy seven year old' is fucking creepy.

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          December 10, 2012 9:23 AM

          shawn elliot said on twitter she just has a few outfit changes. I presume the last one will be the chainmail bikini

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          December 10, 2012 9:56 AM

          what a terrible response

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            December 10, 2012 11:44 AM

            Oh come on, her original outfit was very 'hey guys play this game, it has booooobies'.. not saying #1reasonwhy was the exact reason why it was changed, but come on, it was blatant pandering to male gamers, and it was pretty gross.

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              December 10, 2012 6:39 PM

              The original model was fucking awful. From the goddamn disproportional huge 'doe-eyes' to the gratuitous amount of cleavage ... it spat in the eyes of the rest of the art direction and stood out like pornography drafted up by a horny teenager.

              Which is not their target audience.

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        December 10, 2012 9:21 AM

        androgyny makes me so limp too!!!

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        December 10, 2012 9:29 AM

        I'LL MASTURBATE TO THIS BUT I WON'T BE PLEASED ABOUT IT.

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          December 10, 2012 9:58 AM

          Extreme displeasure is the finest lubrication for discerning genitalia.

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            December 10, 2012 12:34 PM

            This sentence flows so well it makes my dick hard.

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              December 10, 2012 12:52 PM

              Extreme vocabulary is the finest lubrication for discerning genitalia?

              yeah yeah, you came, blah blah blah

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                December 10, 2012 1:07 PM

                Actually no, it was really just the displeasure that did it for me.

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                  December 10, 2012 1:09 PM

                  (On a serious note, it was the pentameter, not the vocabulary.)

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                    December 10, 2012 1:23 PM

                    so it's not the meat, it's the motion.

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                      December 10, 2012 7:23 PM

                      The notion of the motion is like lotion to my PORK RAM.

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          December 10, 2012 11:45 AM

          lmao

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          December 10, 2012 12:13 PM

          such a British response!

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          December 10, 2012 12:34 PM

          And you shall have my... request for pics+divx!

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          December 10, 2012 12:40 PM

          Hahahaha

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          December 10, 2012 12:54 PM

          lol

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          December 10, 2012 6:51 PM

          ah yes. the good ol' wanking the floppy dick where when you cum it just piddles out into your palm.

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          December 10, 2012 7:07 PM

          hahahaha

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        December 10, 2012 9:48 AM

        It's a pants role, duh. She's a mezzo. I thought people understood this stuff by now.

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        December 10, 2012 9:51 AM

        Levine has stated that Elizabeth matures (mentally) during the game; what you are seeing in the VGA trailer is a meek and timid Elizabeth that has been locked up most of her life.

        You will still get cleave- err, the more revealing outfit as she becomes more confident in both being free and in the use of her powers, part of the larger story line.

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          December 10, 2012 10:01 AM

          ok, that makes sense

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          December 10, 2012 6:36 PM

          my breasts.. are gaining confidence...

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          December 10, 2012 6:38 PM

          "As she walked over the horizon, lawmakers quipped, and the teenage boys stared, for she was wearing... the tube top of justice."

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          December 10, 2012 6:41 PM

          That's exactly why my character in Skyrim, the fierce male High Elf that he is, wears nothing but underpants at this stage in his development.

          You know, to display confidence.

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            December 10, 2012 6:50 PM

            You named it Confidence?

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              December 10, 2012 7:32 PM

              Well, no. But his clothes are more revealing as his power increases.

              So those who see his near-naked body coming down the mountain are taken back by the confidence that just exudes from his genital area. Or at least, that's what Ken Levine told me once.

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          December 10, 2012 7:26 PM

          chainmail bikini, called it

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          December 11, 2012 12:26 AM

          I can get behind this. Also, the professional cosplayer that now portrays Elisabeth is pretty hot, so there's that.

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        December 10, 2012 11:37 AM

        Honestly, I couldn't care less how much cleavage she shows.

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        December 10, 2012 7:06 PM

        lol, bags of sand

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        December 10, 2012 8:00 PM

        Why the fuck does that matter? She's not a stripper or anything.

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      December 10, 2012 9:55 PM

      Boobs aside, is that Nathan Drake?

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        December 10, 2012 9:57 PM

        Seriously forget the goddamn boobs that game looks fucking awesome as hell!

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