Before he was an infamous example of vaporware or an anachronistic punchline, Duke Nukem was a big star in the 2D run-and-gun scene. If you'd like to do what all faded heroes do and relive his glory days with a bottle of scotch, you can pick up the first two epic chapters of the Duke Nukem saga today on the cheap.
Good Old Games is selling Duke Nukem 1 and 2 for $5.99. This bundle covers Duke's battles against a mad scientist and his first tussle with alien invaders, long before shoving virtual dolla-bills down G-strings. Check it out to see why, years later, some people still held out hope for Duke Nukem Forever. It's hard to quit the ones you love.