CNN = Bunch of Pinkos
by Jack Mathews, Jul 04, 2000 10:51am PDTMan, it's July 4th, and CNN just has to post all these unpatriotic stories... Like:
- Study: Women's salaries lag behind men's pay - Awww, couldn't this just wait till after the forth? Or maybe they knew not many people would be hitting the old web site today... Hmmm...
- Court strikes down voter-approved bans on ATM fees - Booo, hisss... I mean, I just LOVE seeing this on my statement when I take out $200: 06/26/2000 1ST NATL BK OF 06/23 WITHDRWL 5501 I-35 AUSTIN TX $-201.75 06/26/2000 1ST NATL BK OF 06/23 WITHDRWL 5501 I-35 AUSTIN TX FEE $-1.25
- Teachers' union: Extra year of school could help struggling students - Yeah... Help students DROP OUT. Not many people know this, but Steve only made it through the sixth grade, and look how well he's doing. Viva America!
- Firefighters want their California town to reconsider fireworks sales - I guess people don't have the right to blow off their own hand anymore. I bet I know the name of this town... Moscow! Are you with me? Huh?
Carmageddon ploughing into GOG
Harry Potter for Kinect announced
Mad Riders trailer goes heavy on the meta
Anarchy Reigns finished, delayed by Sega anyway
Jet Set Radio making its way to Vita
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Just a suggestion.
By the way, the patch for SS works like a fucking charm. HUGE outdoor fights with 30-50 enemies and it runs beautifully.
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--Loco3KGT
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The Viper won. Why? The driver of the bike complained about a patch of gravel made him slow down so he didn't kill himself. One little patch of gravel, and suddenly you see your death and your bike becomes utterly useless. Well, about as useful as a alcohol burning dragster.
Cars (even Vipers and Ferrari F50s) are 10 times more pratical than sports bikes. You can at least drive a Viper in the rain. Try maintaining grip on a bike that has 1/40th the road contact area with almost no tread pattern and 1/8 the weight of a car on anything BUT perfectly flat, dry, and warm pavement.
Johnny Rotten: "...a chick can choose between a guy in a Ferrari/porsche or a guy on a crotch rocket? Thats a no-brainer. You lose huge."
EXACTLY. The only thing sports bikes are good for is lowering your life expectancy and out dragging sports cars on perfect sunny summer days.
Sports bikes are a phase. Sports cars are a lifetime passion.
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If you want to bypass the "fee" just be blind. I mean, just click the vision impared button, and for some reason you don't get squeezed out of your hard earned UGO.net cash. =P
-Quag
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The results of the quotes contest are IN!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.croteam.com/quotes.html
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http://scifi.ign.com/news/1120.html
Romero? Long haired and lazy.
Croteam? Short haired and hungry.
As God is my witness, Croteam will never be hungry again.
Suck it down bitch! (whoever that might refer to)
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Most Americans who drive will be in 2 major accidents in their lifetime.
Based on these two facts, motorcycles are a bad idea.
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time to bust out the chopsticks.
*MR MYAGI'ED*
http://www.shugashack.com/news_reply.x/7632/
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Check this out http://www.sky.com/news/uk/story17.htm
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YES!
Your local phone service
Your Long Distance Carrier
Local Water/Sewer
Electric
Possible poll Question?
My vote would be the phone company...local and long...
Heh Service Charge for not having LD carriers are lame :-)
oh.. yay capitalism
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--An overjoyed Zilla
Our government (Ontario) is removing the 5th year now though. Yay, I can't wait to see what happens now.