Sometimes when I'm bombing down Stillwater's main thoroughfare in a stolen car, looking for hapless victims to bludgeon with a huge purple sex toy, I often opine about how much classier the experience would be if I had a Penthouse Pet riding shotgun with me. Okay, not really. But should I ever change my mind, the 'Penthouse Pack'--released today for Saints Row: The Third--should fulfill that particular urge quite handily.
"For the first time in your life, when you call Penthouse Pets, they'll actually answer," quips the official press release from developer THQ. The Penthouse Pack--which features Penthouse Pets Nikki Benz, Justine Joli, Ryan Keely, and Heather Vandeven--lets you call any one of the aforementioned ladies to fight alongside you as you battle the Syndicate. Need to give a homeless man a flying elbow drop? Your scantily-clad companions can help with that, too.
Saints Row: The Third Penthouse Pack will run you $3, and is available for download for PC, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360 (240 Microsoft Points).
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