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mama....just killed a man.....put a gun against his head.....pulled the trigger, now he's dead.....

For those of you that are NOT QUEEN fans, first you should be shot, but these are modified lyrics for Another one bits the dust. A fitting song without modification for games based on the UT engine, but I felt it needed something more descriptive.

Tim walks warily down the street
With his engine frame rate runnin low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his cheat
Voodoos the only way to go

Are you ready hey are you ready for this?
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
In D3D the framerates dip
To the sound of a voodoo beat yeah

3Dfx cards a must
3Dfx cards a must
And Nvidia's wrong, ATI's wrong
A 3Dfx cards a must
Hey I'm gonna screw matrox too
3Dfx cards a must

How do you think I'm going to get along
Without glide when its gone
I took you for everything you had
And left non-3dfx owners on their own

3dfx is happy and satisfied
because of me in UT Nvidia is beat
In D3D the framerates dip
To the sound of a voodoo beat look out

3Dfx cards a must
3Dfx cards a must
And Nvidia's wrong, ATI's wrong
A 3Dfx cards a must
Hey I'm gonna screw matrox too
3Dfx cards a must


Hey
I'll fake it - 3Dfx cards a must
Hey I'm a owned guy
3Dfx cards a must
3Dfx cards a must he he
3Dfx cards a must haaaa
Ooh sold out

There are plenty of ways that you run a scam
And trusting suckers can always be found
You can cheat him
You can lie to him
You can sell Unreal crap year round
But I'm ready yes I'm ready for you
My wallet you won't see again
Over the EPIC hype the laughter rips
No really, This time we'll get D3D Right

3Dfx cards a must
3Dfx cards a must
And Nvidia's wrong, ATI's wrong
A 3Dfx cards a must
Hey I'm gonna screw matrox too
3Dfx cards a must
Sold out