Lots Of Alice

yay, finally got a nammmmmme

Okay who has the best story in finding out if that hot chick actually liked you or not?

My best way was to have a friend write a note to her that told her my feelings and shit. If she came to be in love then so be it, if not I could prove i didnt write that shit and theres no harm no foul.

you people must have spring fever, time to breed? like the birds and the beavers they build dams but i just fly over them.

dude, what is with these numbers you guys are putting at the end of your posts?

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call

And call Alice, when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low

Go ask Alice, I think she'll know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head


WHooOHohoooooooooooooooooooo! yeah!

Man...i dont know about the rest of you guys but just reading some of these random comments are cracking me. hehehe

Random comment:
Haccess: #643, can't say too much here... but it involves moist towelettes, strippers, and some complicated mathematical equation... @ werd

Random comment:
SlimJim: I don't know about you all, but I was expecting something a little more "hardcore." Guess it's just been a while since ... @ Killcreek Today!


hehehe...poor Slim ;)

New Shack Poll: Is Gareth Bryne Ever Sober?

( )yes
( )no
( )OUR NUCLEAR SECRETS ARE MISSING!
( )@%^3.....hel0 muy fiture gurlfrnd
( pass theth cyder y0u commmmie scumm
( )OUR NUCLEAR SECRETS ARE MISSING!

*hawkeye*
(bed time.)

( ) Yes
( ) No
( ) Getting there
( ) I'm having your baby
(.) I want Cider

Next shack poll: Is Gareth Bryne drunk?

( ) Yes
( ) No
( ) Getting there
( ) I'm having your baby

Boogieman

MY SHIT DONT STINK!

;)~

tomservo is taking some time off from da schoolin' if my memory serve me right.

Boogieman
(tomservo's spokesman)

sigh

i wish i've had some of the experiences you guys have had (assuming you're telling the truth hehe)


girls wont even give me the time of day.


-TomServo-
113

Im just re-postin

Gareth Bryne [Jun 13th 2000, 08:14 pm]
[ reply ]
Some entity has control over the most important information on the GOD DAMN PLANET! And no one cares.

I should just buy a grave plot and hope I can make it there in time to die....

B/C there might be NO ONE to bury me.

OUR NUCLEAR SECRETS ARE MISSING!

FUCK.... hello?

End of mesg.............................;)


Cash w/Bill C. will get you acces to ppl that ................. heh...... LOFL. :)

Oh well, my g/f has woke up from her nap, and demands to spend time with me thus ending my computer time..

been fun...

Re: This little girl asking Boogieman to "fuck" her...

Dude, she probably just learned the word or something and had no idea of what it meant...

I remember my brother calling our neighbor a "dickhead" straight to her face, nonchalantly.
I can remember an acquaintance of mine asking a teacher if she wanted some "cunnilingus."

Kids learn words, kids speak words, kinds understand the meaning behind words. In that order.

So, unless she handed you a condom and bent over in the grass, I wouldn't worry about it too much. If I'm wrong about this, just verbally abuse me over ICQ... =) But yes, much of our world is shit, but it doesn't help that the (goddamn motherfucking)media latches on to the shitty parts of life for higher ratings....

*hawkeye*
(for the youngsters/morons out there cun·ni·lin·gus (kn-lnggs)
n. Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.)

9, 8, 1, 20, 5, 13, 5

Where's my edit posts?

Boogieman

Of course I never got wasted, I got her wasted...it works out better that way...hehe

Shit, one of the most interesting threads that we've had running in a while, and I've gotta take off now...
Well, good night all, and good luck, Boogieman.

((((May the Scwartz be with yououuououoououo))))
((((oh, what a world, what a world...))))

I have found the direct approach to blow up too often, especially when their boyfriends find out and need to put a baseball bat to my head...hehehe

Do you all realize we've spent half of this thread talking about how much our repsective counties/cities suck/rule and modern sexuality morals?

Boogieman

is it possible to hate women and not be gay at the same time?


-TomServo-
20,8,5,25,8,1,20,5,13,5

Haha.. Love advice on the Shack. Maybe the Lowdown could have a REAL ask a shacker section. =)

It's not impossible.. Just with all the stuff that goes around here, my question is more catered to "Why?". We got some pretty imho offensive "guy" stuff going on not all the time, but enough I suppose] with all the pr0n and talks about dicks and sex. It's awesome that we have all types of people posting here.. It opens eyes to other perspectives.

By my last 2 posts, you can obviously see I have mastered the complex Easy tags...
I am so smart!
I am so smart!
S - M - R - T!
Doh, I mean,
S-M-A-R-T.

Heh... c'mon...
"Hey Steve I think the boys want a relationship section on the shack!"
Doesn't take a Phi Beta Kappa... :)

yes when i was a boy....

Why is is IMPOSSIBLE for some of you to believe we could have a female posting on the Shack?

Jeebus.

*hawkeye*
(I'm not female, yet. Fingers crossed!)

It all comes down to you never know until you try.... Of course, having some spies do the gruntwork for you can be good as well..

Hey Steve I think the boys want a relationship section on the shack!

Just thinking, Steve needs a "Hey Steve" filter for the comments, so he can filter out all of our ...ideas... =)

i had the biggest crush on a friend in high school. I asked her to the prom and she turned me down cold. we still went together, in the same limo, just with sperate dates. it was awkward, cause I was like thinking to myself. I really wanna fuck you. and I couldent.

-dave

"And if she was already my friend or something... and if I was attracted to her, that'd probably lead to other things :)"

I have proven my point :-)

GODDAMNIT BOYS! You have some problems! Apparently ya'll got screwed over way to many times from buff as chicks or you are the nerds you claim to be! Ya'll keep whining about how she dicked you over or her mom dicked you over. Come on guys... i'm ashamed! You can release your index finger from the mouse for 15 minutes and find there are half way decent people in life. i promise.. if not you always have Steve!

there are way to many pussy hungrary young men out here.... what is a poor girl to do ; )

Let me give you unmarried boys that are 'saving' yourself for marriage a tip or 2.

1. Fuck every girl you can get your dick into while you can.
2. Repeat.


I'm not talking out my ass either. I've been married 12 years and it's pure hell. I would LOVE some fresh young pussy. Ah, but alas.. it is not to be. RUN OUT THE DOOR NOW AND GET IT WHILE YOU CAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Thanks!

Phil

I understand we're all geeks, but I didn't know the people here were all dorks. What happened to the conversations that weren't stupid? You are all that guy, aren't you? The one that blurts out the corny and/or obvious statement in public situations (classroom, party, etc).

All I ask is that you ease up on the cheeseballness, mmk?