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Misc Random Stuff

by Steve Gibson, Jun 08, 2000 5:20pm PDT
Related Topics – Games: PC

In a rush right now so I'm gonna put together a misc stuff article for you guys. Firstly check out the new NOLF screenshots on GameFan. Also, Vampire has a patch coming for modem players. In addition to that, it looks like the OSX version of Quake3 that was mentioned a while back has run into delays. Lastly, here is a quick bunch of benchmarks on the Voodoo3 using the new leaked drivers from 3dfx. Also, a few misc bits to round up the super-duper Half-Life day for you guys. Here you go:

- Linux server has a footsteps bug. (They arent there! doh!) - Linux server crashing problems can be fixed with sv_allowdownload 0 - FireArms for Half-Life has been pulled due to a bug.




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  • Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddyu doo

    God damn, it's some honkies in this mother fucker tonight

    Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    Oh oh oh ah yeah You motherfuckers came anyway, huh

    [Brother Marquis]
    I met this bitch standing on the bolck
    Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    She'll suck on my dick if I buy her a rock
    Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    Got the pussy got the pussy
    She got jacked she got jacked
    Punched her face punched her face
    And I took my money back

    [Luke]
    I was walking down the street when i met this lula
    Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    She had a mouthpiece and a nice soup cooler
    Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    She sucked my dick sucked my dick
    Licked my balls licked my balls
    Kissed my ass kissed my ass
    Goddamn, this bitch'll do it all

    [Brother Marquis]
    I met this bit at a quarter past 12
    Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    When I took her ass home the pussy smelled like hell
    Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    Summer's Eve Summer's Eve
    Massengil Massengil
    Wash your pussy wash your pussy
    Bitch kill that funky smell

    [Luke]
    I saw this bitch walking down the block
    Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    Between her legs she had a big red spot
    Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    Was it come? was it come?
    Was it blood? was it blood?
    My nigga my nigga
    My nigga, I don't know what the fuck it was

    [Brother Marquis]
    I met this girl and she tried to act shitty
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    She was from the projects of Liberty City
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    Bangkok Bangkok
    Rag top rag top
    Cross me cross me
    And bet your ass you'll get drepped

    [Luke
    I saw this fag tricking at the bus stop
    Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    I said you sissy motherfucker you know you oughta spop
    Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
    Spreading AIDS spreading AIDS
    Punk bitch punk bitch
    Watching dick watching dick
    You know a real nigga ain't about all that shit





  • misc stuff: back in the day, my "friends" (i have to say that for, uhh, certain reasons) went to a taco bell one night for some good pseudo-mexican eatin'. so after many tacos, burritos, nachos, and dr pepper we went to the tom thumb and got a sack of flour. outside of the tom thumb, "my friend" peed into the empty large taco bell cup and pretty much filled it up. then "my friends" went to the local convenience store and made the run. one friend with the flour and one with the cup of pee ran into the store. there was a clerk who was on the phone behind the counter with his back to "my friends". the friend with the pee threw pee all over the clerk. then the other friend unloaded the flour (a good 3-4 shakes) on the clerk and then threw the rest at him. the clerk was all smelly an shit and screaming into the phone "you little cocksucker motherfuckers shit fuck im gonna fucking kill all of you!" then my friends bolted and fled from the scene. the newspaper the next day has the event in some small column, except it read that water was thrown on the clerk, not the pee/flour combo that was really done on the clerk. that and many other pranks that was done to the store by "my friends" i think caused the store to close down later that year.

    fatbeaner

    yep, that was some shit