I'm telling you, right here, right now, here in Internet, that spandex scuffle sim WWE All Stars is coming to Nintendo 3DS in November. And let me tell you, brother, it's a handheld version of the game originally released on growed-up consoles in March, with shiny extras.
The Nintendo 3DS version includes two new modes and 13 characters who were released for the console editions as downloadable content, you hear me, reader?
"We feel this gameplay experience and over-the-top energy will translate well to a handheld format and are pleased to offer WWE All Stars on Nintendo 3DS this fall," said Danny Bilson, pencil-neck and THQ Core Games executive VP, in the announcement.
WWE All Stars will be released for 3DS on November 22, the same day as WWE '12 arrives for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and Wii, and there's nothing you can do to stop this wrestling game train.