Vampire GONE GOLD!

Quake 3 Arena has gone gold!!

ummmmm steve maybe you should have covered mdk2 as much as you covered this game... not many people seem to be hanging out for it ;)

He said rock the casbah, bwaaahahahahhaa!!

Thats good clean family entertainment.

Did somebody say "Daggah"?? SHUTUP!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah... * END RANT * or something.

-Rev.

* RANT MODE *

KISS: Psycho Circus is going to suck A BIG FAT ROTTEN DONKEY COCK!!!

I took a look at something like a billion fucking screenshots with this guy at work this morning and I honestly thought the stuff he showed me looked like crap, but I made the mistake of telling him that. He proceeded to take the next three hours of my workday (and my fucking life, which I can now never get back) to sing the praises of this wonderful game and it's great technological strides and it's maginifcent content and all this other high-pitched, off-key bullshit that I really knew was crap, but because this guy was so passionate about this shit (that, and dude WOULD NOT SHUT UP! He just kept trickling NetWare Broadcasts to me) I had no choice but to sit there and wallow in dude's ever-increasing pile of shit.

Telling me that a game using the LithTech engine is going to make great technological strides in the world of FPS's is fucking laughable. Dude was saying shit like, "You'll have upwards of 20 monsters on the screen at one time! Just like DooM!!! You NEVER see that in games anymore!"

Okay, so they managed to up the amount of entities per level. And just what the fuck constitutes this as a techincal leap? What, IS IT BECAUSE YOU LIKE KISS SO GOD DAMNED MUCH YOU FUCKING SHITSTACK!?! IS THAT IT??? WHY, BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING LAME-ASS COCKSMOKING ASSMASTER RIDING THIRD LAW'S FUCKING DICK FOR YOUR PRECIOUS KISS GAME!?!?! HUH, IS THAT IT? HUH? HUH??? Yeah, more bad guys on the screen at once is a fucking technological marvel! This three-year old technology (that this shitstack assures me has been tweaked to the hilt) is going to perform better on today's machines... THAT'S WHERE THE FUCKING PERFORMANCE GAINS COME FROM, DICKHEAD! I know for a fact that Shogo runs a whole fuck of a lot better on my GeForce2-laced 800 MHz P-III then it did on my Voodoo2-laden 333 MHz P-II. Imagine that...

Then the guy hits me with some shit about, "They've taken a good long look at the levels in games currently on the market, and are making sure that KISS: Psycho Circus has some of the most intense, immersive single-player level layouts and environments ever before seen in this genre."

"ever before seen in this genre" (yeah, dude said that.) WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! Are you reading a FUCKING PRESS RELEASE! You stupid-ass, MOTHER-FUCKING SHITSTACK!!! You just showed me a gad-fucking-zillion screenshots, and the backgrounds in damned near every fucking one of those pics was PITCH BLACK! Oh yeah, turning out the fucking lights on a fucking level makes for some immersive gameplay, believe you me! You're immersed in Third Law's ASS! Feel free to come up for air anytime you want, fanboy!

My guess is that Third Law is hoping that the gameplay will be so fast and so damn dark that you won't have time to notice how ass-flavored everything looks.

To put things in perspective for you guys... this shitstack I work with is a KISS fanatic, a Quake/HL/SoF fanatic, and he spends an immeasurable amount of time tossing Thrid Law's salad for this oh-so-invaluable contribution they're about to make to the gaming community.

Actually, I was kinda looking forward to the game. Not anymore.

I'm probably just tired of hearing him talk shit. And a little too tired in general.






Oh yeah, props to Nihilistic for getting this game out the door. Good job.

-Rev.

Nope, go to the CPU Wars Again! forum. :)

We can't let them (CPU Wars Again!) beat us! Keep postin damnit!

Moo...

Oh yeah, this was soooooo unexpected. I thought the first good RPG to come out this year would be Deus Ex. Hell, better for me, now I have two awesome RPG's to play during my summer vacation; that and go to the beach of course. :)

Moo.....

I worship the spidergoat.









Moo.

Vampire isn't like Diablo, Daggerfall or Everquest. It is a true RPG, unlike Diablo... but there is a lot of focus on combat, which is real-time afaik. It is third person, and you can control a party (in single player) unlike Daggerfall. It has multiplayer, like Everquest, but unlike everquest, it is more of a coop mode. You and your friends can play through the game as a party, while another of your friends is the "Storyteller", or DM. This DM can control all of the NPC characters, talking for them, giving you quests, controlling the monsters, spawning items.... anything. This game will hold me over until Neverwinter Nights, which is a similar idea. :) (NWN will hold me over until Morrowind, the sequal to daggerfall, which will allow me to die happy)

this game will rock the casbah like nobody's business

Hmm....

http://www.shugashack.com/perl/show_person.pl/SpiderGoat <---wtf

My friend who is a girl sux.

mmkay?

I am sexy manly man!

He doesn't look very manly at all, looks more like a girly man. I should blow him up!

28,
werd





;p

26, i meant Starwars as a whole, ass.

you're pretty observant
FOR AN ANAL RETENTIVE NERD
:)




LOOK!!! ITS BILLY SAW HUROK!

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=345138563

http://www.shugashack.com/pic.x/vampire/050400_act_3.jpg

this looks like the Rancor from starwars, mmmkay??????

Vampire is not quite like Everquest. It tells a story as you play and there's a TON of in game dialogue. It's got a diablo type feel as far as the interface and gameplay, but it's all in 3D like Quake. It's much different than any other game I've played recently and if you like games with a story, you're going to love vampire, plus in MP you get to play Dungeon Master and create shit in game on the fly! It rules..

Moo.

What exactly is Vampire like.. is it like EQ? Or more like Diablo? Or maybe Baldor's gate except 3d?

19, that game rules
very innovative



:D

Agreed with the big topic thing. Let's get the whole nine yards for Nihilistic, eh? "GONE GOLD!" Come on, Q3, Daikatana, and maybe SoF [I forget] got it.

Uhm, yay? I didn't know this game was anticipated by anyone..

I've been playing it for months and it ROCKS! RPG fans are gonna LOVE IT!!!