Dont Go Outside!

Gonna be a quiet Sunday by the looks of things

'Hot Wheels Micro Racers' has gone GOLD!
http://www.zdnet.com/gamespot/filters/products/0,11114,914281,00.html

Is anything worth a sh*t comming out ANYTIME soon?

Bake me RA3 before I go {something something}....
Go crazy?
Dont mind if I do.

wow, I sure am bored tonight, I watched run lola run, which I didn't find to be as great as people claimed.

Fuck, I hate Texas. DIE. It's like 95 outside. Last night I went outside (that thing Pimpstick was talking about wasn't in the sky, weird) and the 10 seconds I was out there I got all sticky and shit. Texas weather + being this close to water = humidity big time.

I remember I used to like outside until we got a computer. *sigh*

Boogieman

Technically a movie theatre isn't outside, but it's away from the house, which is the important thing. If you like Jackie Chan, see SHANGHAI NOON. Not as many fighting sequences as some of his other movies (they're still pimp, like check out what he does with a horshoe tied to the end of a rope...) but it's hilarious. Smoking a peace pipe with the indian tribe and the indians are talking to each other with subtitles "Man, that's some pretty powerful shit." Some guy is drunk and puts his big ol bottle of firewater next to Jackie Chan's horse and the horse picks it up and chugs it down and Jackie comes out on an awning blasted out of his mind after fighting some other drunk guy "Hi horsie!" Anyway, go see the movie and not Road Trip cuz you know Tom Green has no skillz and Jackie is fuckin pimp.

aahhh!!! natural light!! get it off, get it off!

Yo tengo una nariz grande, como un perro!

Gracias!

dognose

The Individual is Nothing, The Scrotum is Everything

I love that story about the guy on death row, selling some seats on ebay. You gotta read that article. It just proves EXACTLY what George Carlin once said:

"Just think of how stupid the average person is, then realize, half the people in the world are more stupid than that!!"

This genius (or genious as CatTurd says), got away with killing 3 people. Then the rocket scientist brags about it to his butt buddies in prison!! OMFG!!

Wee...go Stars.
Stars win 3-2 and advance to Stanley Cup Finals

Its as this is it one weekend, where you hinfahrt outside are, and throws a view at the world or at one such sum check. I dug upward from some reasons, for which you could want to consider that, although.


Babelfish doesn't correctly translate at times.


Sincerely,

Marcus Allen
CBS Sports

ya fucking a right it did. gladiator, best movie of the summer.

Gladiator rocked.

That is all...

Houstonsummertimewetter is much bathed warmth and.

Frankly,

sport CBS
all of Marcus

Houston summertime weather is very hot and humid.


Sincerely,

Marcus Allen
CBS Sports

well im registered and im bitching about you two puckheads

i saw copies of daikatana in a store today!!! :)

That's the problem with this country: people are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. We gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same thing with pot. For years pot was just joints. And then bongs came out and bongs were OK too. But then bongs weren't good enough for some people, newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooo. Remember that friend in high school who wanted to make bongs out of everything, making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit? You go up to him one day and he says, "Hey, look, man. I make a bong out of my HEEAAAAAAADDDD!!!!! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of this ear, go ahead; take a hit!" Then they graduate to those big giant bongs you gotta start up like a motorcycle. "Put the pot in!" VROOOOOOMMMMM. Kids are driving their bongs down FDR drive. "Pull the bong over, man, I wanna do a hit. Pull it over!" What was the problem with smoking a joint, eating a couple of twinkies and going to sleep. Was that a problem?

ew outside


-chillin

Thanks a lot.

I went out side only to have Maarten hump my leg... now I gotta take a shower.

P.S. I don't recommend going outside, there is what looks to be a huge ball of fire hanging in the air... it can't be a good thing.