Duke Nukem Forever delayed until June

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• Hahahahahaha this is a joke right? Yeah whatever, call me when the game exists. : avatar_58
• lol : pgharavi
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  SUMMARY: Gearbox announces that Duke Nukem Forever has been delayed... we honestly didn't see that coming... : XAVdeMATOS
  • DNF IS CURSED! : azuvatar
• Lol : Dontdrop
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  I was expecting this. Not in a HAHA DNF is delayed again way but more of, May's release schedule was look... : baron calamity
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    Yeah, seems to be more of a marketing move. When does L.A. Noire comes out? April 19, 20, something, righ... : Nitrium
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      May 17th, same day as Brink. I will be dropping a load of money that day. : Nerdsbeware
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        Oh, Brink comes out the same day as L.A. Noire? Hmmm, uh oh. : Nitrium
        • It's almost as bad as when Mass Effect came out the same day as Rock Band. Once again I emptied my bank a... : Nerdsbeware
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      Coming out may: LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean L.A. Noire Brink Dirt 3 FEAR 3 Dungeon Siege III Red... : baron calamity
      • Thanks - good business decision, then. : Nitrium
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        Oooooh Dungeon Siege 3 =D : SigENeaT
        • I read "Dungeon Siege 8==D". Too much time on the Shack. :[ : Skrynkelberg
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        There's a walkthrough video for Captain America. The game seems like it could actually be pretty good - ... : Lone Swordsman
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          Really? Have a link? I really didn't have much hope for it. : baron calamity
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            Here ya go: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/ps3-castle-captain-america/712068 : Lone Swordsman
            • Hey it does look promising. : baron calamity
      • Holy crap new Red Faction. :P : [fry]
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        You forgot Witcher 2. May 17th. : serenj
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          No, no I didn't. : baron calamity
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            so why isnt it listed? that game's gonna be sweeeeeeet : senor135
            • Because I hate with Witcher and snub it whenever I can. As they say, Hater has to Hate. : baron calamity
        • God I cannot wait to play that fucking game. I must continue the story... : HL3dsx
• Won't someone please think of the dognose! : ZenzenTen
• perhaps I'll have a good deus ex sequel before DNF. weird place, this universe! : razorblade79
• I almost spit out my coffee laughing. : baconrobot
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  Same shit different year. : porp
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    They're working on DLC that's actually in the game, but you have to unlock with a separate purchase. Take... : agcrouton
    • wouldnt surprise me : technotica
• LOL : o0JediBeavis0o
• Funny on many levels. : chazums
• June 10 internationally and June 14 in North America...interesting. : pgharavi
• Effing LOL! : Arcanum
• They had to...at least once. Just to stay with tradition. Good for them. : mrwolf710
• HAHAHAHAHA I bet Steve planned this. "There's this guy called 'Dognose' on this website I used to r... : losimagic
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  international first? WHAT : gmd
  • IN YOUR FACE USA! : r3dn3ck
  • BOOYA! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Awww yeah! : Durajim
  • YES BIATCH! : Drankje
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    Duke prefers the foreign ladies. : losimagic
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      He likes hair on his women! : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • Its the Brazilian honeys, I KNEW IT. : morsxcessum
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    4 solid days to pirate it more like it! : d0gbert
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      It actually might get pirated less being launched overseas first. : one random winner
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        How does that logic work? : losimagic
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          Most pirating happens over seas, if it's available there first it might actually decrease the number of g... : one random winner
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            Most pirating happens over seas, specifically boats : Chipwarrior
            • As a pirate of the seven seas, I can confirm this. : ihya
            • The Flying Dutchman? : Skrynkelberg
  • dognose just announced plans to move to europe : rosewood
  • USA is not dominate?! :( : halophoenix
• I swear to god, even though I shouldn't. : HL3dsx
• As funny as it may be, I loved the video. Nice way of handling the marketing side, even if it doesn't say... : Nitrium
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  Video announcement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fFKkmIrWM : Crimsonbeak
  • hahaha this is great. : razlebol
  • LOL okay, this is good : askedrelic
• Oh FFS. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Son of a bitch, and I'm on holiday on June 10th, motherfuckers! : nodebug
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    Oh fuck and I'm on my way to the States and ShackCon, I won't get to play it before ShackCon!!! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      No wait, that's a week later. : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • + 1 month : dantastic
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  Been saying it all along: I'll believe the game exists when it's on my computer and I've played it. : ughhhhhhh
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    Considering how many people here have played it, your stance is kind of retarded now. : Halen
    • People here have played a portion of a full game. People at game conventions have played a portion of a f... : ughhhhhhh
• Are you fucking serious? Make this groundhog day end already! : Total Exodus
• it's dead jim : crazy ivan
• ...and so it begins. : ScrawnyJohnny
• Uh-oh. With Duke history this is a very bad move.... :/ : excessus
• They should have announced the delay next week on the 1st. : Crimsonbeak
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  I think we can all blame silent prophet for this: http://www.shacknews.com/article/67483/morning-discu... : Schnapple
  • C'mon now. That was like shooting fish in a barrel. : silent prophet
• i dont know what to say... : hanged_man
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  They should make it up to the fans by releasing a goddamn demo. : kingdepork
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    That is what they should have done, release the demo, put the new release dates in the demo and wait for ... : baron calamity
    • That would have been good. I think they're going to announce they've gone gold on 4/1 and maybe that's... : Schnapple
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      I think they're worried the demo will hurt sales. Either that or they're trying to do an old school bee... : kingdepork
      • Yeah I really do not see how a demo could help sales at all at this point. : Evil Benius
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    *paging dahanese* : CrustaR
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      *re-paging dahanese* : uebersoldat
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        raping dahanese : dfz0r
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          Reporting to the authorities. : HL3dsx
          • Raping authorities. : Colonel Angus
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      hi crustyb! : dahanese
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        Are you delaying the game for the mouse pad action?? : CrustaR
        • Why? The game will required a gamepad. /runs... : baron calamity
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    Why release a demo at this stage in the game? It's surviving on pure hype alone and no matter how good o... : twifosp
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      BLOODY SCREEN (so real) : beyazkeyat
      • Haha LOVED Duty Calls :] : Me77111
  • fucking signed. : AMikaboshi
  • "make it up to the fans", what is this a music tour? "Sorry we couldn't play Cleveland, folks. You ca... : Xin Jing Client 1a
• Comedy gold. : Nixx2004
• OH NO DELAYED AM MONTH. Meh, we've waited this long. : node
• They're going to port it to this newfangled Crysis Tech 3. Should only take a few months - tops. : reelbk
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  Without a demo, who cares anymore. : watcherxp
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    After fourteen years... this is the line? DEMO OR GTFO. LOL. : XAVdeMATOS
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      yes, because EVERYTHING else is filtered through their PR machine. : watcherxp
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        I'm not sure but are you implying they don't want people to play it before launch? If so: It was at PA... : XAVdeMATOS
        • Not at all (but who knows..) I am saying without a released demo, all the rest is hype. Gearbox is kno... : watcherxp
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          And PAX Prime six months ago! You know... where they first announced it? It was awesome. : RaptorII
          • LOL when they first announced it. When they first announced it I was 14. : XAVdeMATOS
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        pr machine = shacknews right? : Dravenport
        • at some level, sure. : watcherxp
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          It's all part of the plan. Steve Gibson was one of the front line agents in the great FPS wars of '96 : Schnapple
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            Can we start calling her Tobey? : Nixx2004
            • wtf is tobey : Dravenport
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            Don't act like you forgot about Dre. : Chris Faylor
            • misreply'd :( : Chris Faylor
            • Don't worry, no one noticed, Chris - It fits fine! : Durajim
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              Who are you? Are you new here? : MorrisatCNN
              • I can't tell either. Damn this lack of profiles! : Haxim
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          I just don't subscribe to the knee-jerk reaction of "it must suck because what I've seen doesn't fit with... : XAVdeMATOS
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            lol, old school = Someone of rational thought, these days, huh? :P : Durajim
            • I approve :D : Me77111
        • After reading the DA2 review you can't be too sure... : doozer667
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      uh, did you forget that gearbox promised folks who were stupid enough to purchase the GOTY borderlands a ... : deathofrats
      • Stupid enough? : Herman Toothrot
• I love it that they made a video. Randy I'm not mad now, because you did a cool video. :D : Snipergen
• Dognose must have some sort of automated smelling salts dispenser around his neck..poor guy. : IcomeINpeace
• I bet they're just trolling us and it's really going to come out on April 1st. : erikman619
• A little disappointing, but worth a few lols. : Orange Pylon
• LOL : askedrelic
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  NO!!!!!!!!!! : CrustaR
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    stopped doing nein already? : RikiTiki2
    • I'm too pissed!!! : CrustaR
• this made me smile and then laugh. Really, I cant wait to play it - but at this point I don't really care : humbleone
• LOL : Rag and Bone Man
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  you can't help but laugh at this : handofthrawn
  • :[ : CrustaR
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  bahahahahahaha : dirge23
  • my exact reaction : ass-street
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  Nothing to see here folks. Please move along. : twifosp
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    I hope gearbox did this so the shack and forums like it would make 500 post threads where people laugh an... : twifosp
    • But of what year? : steauengeglase
• I laughed out loud for reals at the end and got some strange looks in the office : Pandilex
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  Good, hopefully they will fix the gaping framerate problems :( : pancake humper
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    monsieur pancake, please explain. : CrustaR
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      Pretty straight forward no? : pancake humper
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        I've been avoiding all media about the game, so I have no clue. : CrustaR
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          360 version has massive FPS issues and control issues. At least the PAX build did. I died twice due to fr... : pancake humper
          • PC version of the demo didn't have any fps performance problems, but i have no idea what kind of computer... : roushimsx
• This made me laugh. :D : DM7
• Quick, delay Shackcon!!! : askedrelic
• hahahaha : maulla
• It's a month... it's not a big deal. Last time it was delayed like 6 months or a years at a time to swit... : Gwyndion
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  loooooooooooooooooool how could we have been so blind ??? : sevogajre
  • I dont really doubt its going to happen at this point... but I can think on further delays. Maybe end of ... : excessus
• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : papaskot
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  If I ran the company that took over this game, I'd probably have a shortlist of things that must be done.... : stonedonkey
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    Maybe if they stopped showboating the demo around various game conventions, they would have time to work ... : CrustaR
    • owned! : twifosp
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      because all the devs are at all the game conventions? : moshman
      • Only the least embarrassing ones! : o0JediBeavis0o
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        Some, yeah. : CrustaR
        • well now they can show it at E3. since e3 is June 7-9th : NukemForever
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  It's pretty damn funny but a good marketing move. Also DEMO wtf. : Scotty22
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    It's funny but i'd argue that it's an bad marketing move, unless they really need to fix bugs or polish. : Pneum0
    • I personally believe it's good because May 3rd they're competing with MANY more games as opposed to the J... : Scotty22
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      I'd wager they have a fucking shitton of things to fix and improve. : enyakk
      • Better to roll out a quality product late than a pile of shit. It's the idea that they'd do it as a mark... : Pneum0
• I feel bad for them. Hopefully the product transcends any shortcomings or bad energy all these delays ha... : Pneum0
• Obvious much? Hopefully to add more polish would be the reason. Not impressed with what I've seen so far. : ShXIII
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  June of what year? : afty
  • 1998 : kek
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  I fucking jinxed it with my 6 weeks! post I almost crashed my car this morning on the tappenzee bridg... : NukemForever
  • haha.. sorry man.. I actually thought about your recent post when I saw the announcement. : laidback
  • my thoughts exactly, I HATE YOU >:( : hanged_man
• This is great news. This is the first game I plan on buying day one in a long time. Last full price re... : beef2187
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  Is this the biggest shacktroll ever? : Volatus32x
  • No, best. Real post though, true story. I guess I can see how you would get some trollness from it, b... : beef2187
• I'm predicting a 73 average rating on Metacritic. : atom519
• Hehehee! Stupid. : Jobos
• June of what year ?? : bored
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  Duke Nukem Forever more like Duke Nukem Fornever hahahahahahah : Utopia
  • Damn bro that's so funny..did you come up with that all by yourself? I never would have though of puttin... : Slork
• nice! hahaha : X-GOUKI
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  faylor from the dnf It's not a joke. This is not something we would joke about. We have a commitme : NukemForever
  • dnf official forums : NukemForever
  • So it wasn't delayed because of business reasons? : Mecha Tofu Pirate
• Hahah : BouillonCubes
• Haha this game is going to kill Gearbox now. : one random winner
• This is terrible news but I hope the demo is going to be on time. Randy that smug ... but hey it was kin... : mastermike569
• Is GeorgeB3DR working there now? : dfz0r
• Who didn't expect this? It's so weird that they announced it without it being ready for release like the ... : sikander
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  Paging EricZBA : dnagenome
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    I got the First Access Club email with Randy's video this morning announcing it :*( Gearbox must hav... : EricZBA
    • Wait, WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Dallas? : dnagenome
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  Dahanese lied, shacknews cried. : gmd
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    Yeah where is she?! paging Dahanese! : fuzzydamnit
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      sup. : dahanese
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        Update: still crying. : gmd
        • i've been up since 4. lemme get some more coffee and then i'll come give you a hug. k? : dahanese
• What a surprise... didn't see this coming... : matthaeus
• Oh ffs. : NFXFSX
• THIS IS THE WORST! >:( : uebersoldat
• LOL WTF This game will never come out. : RogerDandy
• ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha : opengl128
• HA....ha. Oh wait, now I'm sad. : Igthuse
• This is the most entertaining stuff I've had from Duke Nukem in years! Seriously if it were any other gam... : R0CK
• Anyone interested in started a squares for DNF actual release date? 5 bucks to get in! : twifosp
• ohh man.. what a great way to announce it.. the guys at Gearbox sure have a sense of humour.. and i LIKE ... : surferosh
• haha this is never coming out : AllYourBase
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  I'm going back to bed : dognose
  • /comfort. : HL3dsx
  • Awwwww. :( : Nixx2004
  • I am so sorry, sir :( : EricZBA
  • THE GROUNDHOG DOGNOSE HAS SEEN IT'S SHADOW!! BACK TO ITS HOLE FOR ANOTHER 4 WEEKS! : dedgecko
  • :( : uebersoldat
  • :( : Maddog_Delphi97
  • dognose... it's still gonna 0wn : crazypsycho
• It's only a month, and let's be honest: it's funny. Gearbox knows it and they're taking the delay in stri... : David Craddock
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  I stopped caring back in like 1998 : Lickuright
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    i stopped caring even before duke nukem was invented. actually my mom stopped caring for me even before i... : fw_rams
    • I stopped caring when Quake was released. : guigr
• I agree with Volatus. Duke Nukem Forever is the biggest fucking troll in history. : Dschinghis Khan
• no amount of delays will make the game good so who cares : eeeealmo
• I think the "Beat us up at www.dukenukemforever.com" at the end was a nice touch : Schnapple
• looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool : Ride-My-Rocket
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  LOL :) good vid, I suppose it only means it going to get more polish so I am fine with a month delay. ... : valcan_s
  • there are notes of sadness even in a valcan post here. shame. : uebersoldat
• -_- /facepalm : lotus2133
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  What the fuck is this shit? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? : rosewood
  • * G E A R B O X ' D * : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Duke? DUKE? DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE : NukemForever
• hahahaha holy shitfuck. : Downforce
• It's gonna own. : cerealSAM2
• Is one month really a big deal?? : at0micgarden
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  In Duke relative delay time this is the blink of an eye : grandmasterlee
  • I lol'd. : SerratedDrums
• I wouldn't have it any other way. I thought it was April 1st at first lol. : shinta420
• oh wow..I don't even know what to say really. : pun][sher
• It's gonna be SO good. : ramshot
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  Maybe they're delaying the game so they can include that DNF mousepad that we all want? : guido anchovy
  • They had better!!! : CrustaR
• I better hurry up and pre order it before it gets delayed again. : danws6
• Speechless... : The Grolar Bear
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  Can't wait till this POS bombs so we can quit talking about it. : Medster
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    If it bombs do you thing we will stop talking about it? No, it will evolve into another joke, a 3rd gener... : baron calamity
    • "Duke Nukem is going to make you his bitch" : technotica
• Steam unlock: April 1st! : baron calamity
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  It's all our fault!! It's actually ready right now, but Dahanese delayed it to align it with ShackCon. : dfay
  • This was my first thought as well : EricZBA
  • Oh wow your right, damn I wish I was going. DUKE IN THE DESERT! : shinta420
• this is weird, i thought bullet storm had been out ages, huh : apocreg
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  An extra month doesn't bother me and I thought the video was very funny. : exigence7
  • I agree. What's one more month after 12 years? Besides, a video like that was well played. : Madwacker
• As I said on GFAQ's - Something in the back of my mind isn't buying it. Could be a marketing ploy. April ... : frdranger
• it's just a little late, it's still good! It's still good! : lowpoly
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  And the list of companies associated with this laughing stock of a game keeps getting bigger. : lcizzle
  • "Read my lips, no new taxes!" : lcizzle
• fucking classic. hahaha : ant_hillbilly
• /faceplam Seriously, that's all I can offer here. It's gone beyond ridiculous. I smell another Daikata... : Inarion
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  Is it being delayed for PC Optimization? : lcizzle
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    yes they need to optimize the way they are porting the console version onto the pc : NukemForever
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      How can you hate on your namesake? It'd be like if deathofrats became an advocate for no-kill rat traps. : daVinci1980
      • is this better? : NukemFornever
• HAHAHAHAHAH! I'm Not laughing at the trailer. : AxeMan808
• i was thinking about getting this or deus ex, guess i'll get deus ex. lol. : AMikaboshi
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  OH MY GOD IT'S BEEN DELAYED A MONTH EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE : Deathlove
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    isn't it like 10 years and one month now? : Dravenport
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      DOn't you get it? It's another MONTH. : Deathlove
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        seriously though, crustar's head might fucking explode : Dravenport
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          I have tried to be patient, D -> Port. :[ : CrustaR
          • If there is no mousepad on release day I will look to the south for the explosion. It will be both sad an... : uebersoldat
• I've been waiting long enough for it that an extra month or so doesn't worry me - can't wait for it to co... : jbury
• lol : Mmmmmoo
• lol : Daggoth
• on the bright side, the nushack will be fixed by then and the gold thread will be epic : hanged_man
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  IT BEGINS! : pigvomit
  • back in 1997 : skelom
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  I... wow. Unreal. : vile
  • I blame CliffyB, as well. : Dschinghis Khan
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    No, this is Duke. Unreal was released a while ago. : DewFuel
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      But it's based on Unreal. Or it was. My head hurts. : Schnapple
      • by now its probably some kind of conglomerate between 5 different engines. Unreal and Quake 2 being 2 of ... : technotica
• THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE : halophoenix
• that video with pitchford was pretty lol though. : nyranger66
• bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha : JohnnyRey
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  lol let's play the month/year guessing game for the next inevitable delay : grabbie
  • Yeah, who's ahead in the pool now? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  They are due for an engine change. : thejay247
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    They decided to go back and use the Build engine. : guido anchovy
    • but with bloom : Mr. Goodwrench
  • it's time to bring it up to UE3 : Cheeziologist
  • they saw the new unreal engine trailer and decided to switch : alexpr
  • Bwwahahaha! : Creepin_Jeezus
• hahaha. of course, i'm not even sure i'm excited about duke anymore. maybe when i actually get the game... : drewroy
• * FACE PALM * : vHazardous
• I blame the fat lady. It's not over until she sings. : virus
• lol, one more delay for old time's sake. : OmegaRed59
• Haha they moved it to my Birthday : supermonkeyballz
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  That 4 day delay between the international version and the US version pretty much guarantees a ton of pir... : humble
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    i suspect sales are going to be a massive disappointment in any event

    Mar 24, 2011 10:11am PDT
    i suspect sales are going to be a massive disappointment in any event : dirge23
  • Guess what, it's going to be pirated to shit REGARDLESS!! : dedgecko
  • Yeah, I wonder what that change is for. Initially, North America was supposed to be a few days before Int... : TroZ
• Vaporware : Motoryogurt
• It merely says "June 14" on the poster. They didn't give a year... : xeropulse
• Ziiiiiiinga! : xpogox
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  More time for Portal 2 and Brink. : zehh
  • Why blink...when you can brink, zehh? : CrustaR
• Pathetic : justwr!ght
• At least the video was funny. : Rauol Duke
• Someone noticed that they left the FOV slider in the game options. Now they have to remove that, set it t... : Crabs Jarrard
• Funny video. Least they owned right up to it. And like someone else said, more Portal 2 time. : Zerbyte
• Works for me. That makes it at least one release I'm definitely interested in each month for the next 3 m... : The Wilhelm Scream
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  GET THE FUCK OUT!!! 97 PREORDER...still on hold http://images.memegenerator.net/OkayGuy/File/183061/Oka... : davislovestacobell
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    I always wonder what will happen to this guy http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm101/kaplan23/duke-nukem... : aethyr
    • Apparently he's a frequent poster at the penny-arcade forums. : ThatsBriskBaby
• If you don't see the humor in this. You're being stupid. LOL : soggybagel
• They're using the extra month to code in the ability to hold more than two weapons. I love you, Randy. : herradura99
• it's fitting. : anbilow
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  Interesting to see how many comments a game like this gets compared to other games... I think that say... : Bensam123
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    People love watching train wrecks occur, especially when they happen in matrix bullet time over the cours... : silent prophet
    • Aye, but DNF is pretty much past the point where it will slam to a hault and this just appears to be QA w... : Bensam123
• When it was announced that it finally had a release date, I commented on that article "I'll believe it wh... : The_Turbinator
• LOL LOL LOL : Johnsexyelder
• "What're ya' waitin' for... Christmas?" --Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D : Omaha
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  Anybody else thing they're possibly delaying it because of Portal 2? Portal 2 gained a ton of steam rece... : Fpsnut
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    No, Portal 2 might be a similar crowd on the PC, but there's a lot of shit dropping on the consoles in Ma... : dedgecko
    • So you think it's because of other console releases? Portal is also coming to all the consoles. : Fpsnut
  • Portal 2...steam...hehe : Ebu
• INTERNATIONAL, BITCHES! DO YOU SPEAK IT? : umegastar
• The cycle continues lol :D. : Malku
• :( : fade2black244
• What. The. Fuck. : chungathebunga
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  LOL. 4 days after for North America, whos the fucking retard at Gearbox that decided this? : jrsX
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    Try living in Europe. This is how we feel most of the time :P : Nehvrook
    • Exactly. Besides, Duke is spanish, FYI. : excessus
• thats just not funny. : CoRDS
• I appreciate their humor about it all. I don't care if they delay... to me that's a good thing and a sig... : spyrext
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  What the fuck is this shit!? I blame Gibson or Maarten dropping servers again. : GeorgeB3DR
  • On the outside, looking in? : AxeMan808
  • for once its not your fault. : CoRDS
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    Hey George, you're still planning to do the "It's done, fuckers!" + shotgun blast upon DNF going gold, ri... : Marrbe
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      Definitely. I think it would be interesting to read about what was likely a hell of a ride. : stygian_whisper
      • misreply, ugh. : stygian_whisper
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    you should write a novel based on the DNF production : umegastar
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      Been approached. Would you buy it? : GeorgeB3DR
      • ^- this is relative to my interest : technotica
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        absolutely : umegastar
        • Wait: what's the release date? : umegastar
      • I would. I bought Master's of Doom and loved it so I sure as hell would love a behind the story book on D... : denixen
      • it'll be the new Masters of Doom! : uebersoldat
      • I'd probably buy it, but you should just release it for free. : virus
      • Yes, I would! : beanman101283
      • Definitely. So this was the plan all along...:) : Marrbe
      • Damn right I would - that's a story for the ages. : halophoenix
      • No doubt. : Scotty22
      • I definitely would. : exigence7
      • Two copies, even. : freakynipples69
      • Undoubtedly. : RaptorII
      • I'd have to find a way to get it autographed. : spyrext
      • Only if it's called Masters of Duke : Haxim
      • absolutely : filthysock
      • fo show : nyranger66
      • Shit, I'd preorder it. : roushimsx
      • yep! : deveus1
      • Without even reading a review. : reelbk
      • I would pick that up in a heartbeat : ColoradoCNC
      • Definitely. I think it would be interesting to read about what was likely a hell of a ride. : stygian_whisper
      • Definitely, looking forward to it in ten years : chungathebunga
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        As long as it seemed like it was honest, I would definitely buy it! (needs pics) : byorn
        • ^^This. I have a feeling drugs and hookers were involved. : Wikus Van De Merwe
      • nope. : dantastic
      • Yes : ZeroSignal
      • I want this plus the art book combined. Seeing the background of DNF would be amazing... It's of historic... : ughhhhhhh
      • Yes and every game studio should give a copy to new employees. : Uninitialized
      • Yes. : YerMothah
      • Yes. : ThomW
      • Ya, release it the same day as the movie based on the events. Have Zac Efron to play yourself, he'll be l... : XSilencedXDream
      • That interests me more than the game, George. : Nitrium
      • Hell yes. : Xin Jing Client 1a
      • Releasing some of the old dev builds would be awesome. Imagine playing levels from the q2 version of DNF.... : GloriousCow
      • Very likely, yes : Cheeziologist
      • Just imagine guys, it'll be released in like 2099 and we can just download it to our brains! : kgargs
      • that depends, will you finish it? : mikecyb
      • Hell yes!! : The Grolar Bear
      • Tots. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
      • That would be interesting as fuck. : Orange Pylon
      • Only if it's filled with anecdotes about big tittied women and coke binges. : sKetchflow
      • Yeah. I would also purchase a mofo'in DNF mouse pad!!!! : CrustaR
      • Yes I would, please make it happen. : varsindarkin
      • So long as you don't require a deposit. : tboomer2
      • So long as you credit yourself as George "R.R. Martin" Broussard : boring gegtik
      • Only if it follows the same production and release schedule as the game. : ieGod
      • Assuming it was well-written, I think it'd be a pretty good story. : Vincent Grayson
      • Yeah but how long is it going to take? : Snipergen
      • Apparently the genre is rather crowded already: http://www.slate.com/id/2191252/ : stratedge
      • Yes. Also do one for Prey. : iamgoat
      • Nope. I would rather play the game, not read about the art of failure. : jrbstereo
      • yep, I love success stories : mnok
      • I'd pick it up. : steauengeglase
      • I absolutely would. : dmason
      • Oh, you know it. : GreggD
      • Hell the fuck YES! : dognose
      • Would it get finished :P Yes I would buy it : supermonkeyballz
      • yups : shirif
      • You guys really think he'll live long enough to finish it? It took him ~12 years to quit Duke and have so : fuzzydamnit
      • Yeah, definitely! Sign me up! : Gwyndion
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        Add me to this love train. And include a DVD-ROM of old builds. : Schnapple
        • ^^ THIS , right fucking here : watcherxp
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          Hah, old builds included would even get me to buy it. : quadeh
          • not gonna happen because of (as far as i remember) a) license issues b) some builds have been lost ov... : fw_rams
      • I'd buy it! : OmegaRed59
      • FUCK YES ! : LoioshDwaggie
      • If you finish writing it before I die, yes I would. : rosewood
      • Maybe, but I definitely wouldn't pre-order it. : yourGarbageMan
      • Yes, one for myself, plus birthday presents for a year. : nevlos
      • Yes : BarrowWight
      • George, I'm not going to lie, I don't have much interest in DNF. However, I would 100% buy a copy of a b... : aethyr
      • hell yeah I would : MikkleThePickle
      • YES : MurrayTheSkull
      • haha hell yeah i would : Flinz
      • Perhaps. : Lightbulb
      • yes, definitely : JohnnyDanger
      • Will you then write a book on why it took 10 years to write a book about the development of DNF? : alexpr
      • If it could be honest and tell the whole story, that would be really interesting. : DinK
      • must be some kind of demotivation book. : doomed
      • No way : ShXIII
      • Day 1 perch! : Kolzig73
      • I would read it. As long as it was all honest. : spazzium
      • Ofcourse i would buy it. Heck, it's good for company, since it's been plagued by false information and di... : RuskiSnajper
    • Yes. : VegasX
    • YES YES YES. Make it so. : harveymcmaster
  • hey george, nice that you drop by and thanks for your movie & game tips at twitter: you sir are a man of ... : fw_rams
  • LOL :) : HL3dsx
• LOL : skizl
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  I think someone posted this already but it has to be an APRIL FOOLS Joke. They obviously cant pull off an... : supermonkeyballz
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    You are not buying it because you are not first? There is no TLA or FLA to express the level of lol I hav... : excessus
    • i lol'd!! : technotica
    • Maybe you misunderstood me. The not buying it part was referring to the date change, not the actual purch... : supermonkeyballz
  • Just to spite you, no one in the entirety of the rest of the world will crack it and put it on torrents, ... : Marrbe
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    it's not an April fools joke, honestly and truly - cross my heart and hope to die. we wouldn't do that. a... : dahanese
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      so, why not release it in america 3 days before you release it internationally? is there something that ... : mwasher
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        I'm glad. This way I can wait for the hype to settle down, watch some youtube videos, and make an inform... : boarder2
        • Think of all the games you would have missed out on, if you used this method in the past. : supermonkeyballz
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        if we could get it there sooner we would, but we can't, hence the dates. as i said, we wouldn't hold it b... : dahanese
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          is there anything you can tell us about why it was delayed. i understand if you cant comment. : CoRDS
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            there's not much else to say beyond what we've said. : dahanese
            • fair enough. :) : CoRDS
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            gotta have enough time for another awesome PR blitz at a strip club : mwasher
            • there needs to be a demo of DNF in sydney between now and june. and i think Dahanese should be there to p... : CoRDS
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      who says you have to release on Tuesdays? : jrsX
      • that's when the majority of stores get their shipments and we time releases to coordinate unilaterally ac... : dahanese
    • While what you are saying makes sense, it is unfortunate because Duke Nukem was traditionally an American... : The Grolar Bear
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    How much tinfoil do you use for your hats? : XAVdeMATOS
    • It needs to be two-ply so the chip they put in his head already can't communicate OUT nor can they commun... : drhazard
    • Shiny side out, Shiny side out! : supermonkeyballz
  • They could do that, but you'd have to wait until 2014. : steauengeglase
• Whatever, I can wait another month and few days. But a demo release with this news would have greatly eas... : freakynipples69
• Hahahahahahahahaha : thetangent
• Big surprise there. : Maddog_Delphi97
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  Is it possible this is a big April fools joke? : XSilencedXDream
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    those usually happen on april fools day. : cpt_gloval
    • shhhh : Uninitialized
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    http://www.shacknews.com/chatty?id=25555822#itemanchor_25555822 : dahanese
    • And then many bricks were shat. : XSilencedXDream
• I wish the videos wouldn't play automatically. I keep forgetting to turn the sound off... not that I shou... : djdisco
• Since no one's said it yet: PREORDER CANCELLED! not really It'll just give me more time to catch up o... : Donborvio
• Duke Nukem June delayed forever, by Xav de Matos. : Sze Ior
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  SHOCKING : skelom
  • "No sir. Not SHOCKING, because no one's ever going to find out they're LATE. Because you're going to spot... : Xin Jing Client 1a
• (cracks knuckles) "What are ya waitin' for? Christmas?" : the archvile
• The "this game took forever jokes" in the game aren't going to be funny anymore. : v1ctoly
• now they're just being nostalgic : brewsterdog
• Entirely appropriate. I expected no less. Still standing by for gold announcement. : yourGarbageMan
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  Duke university didn't take this news very well tonight : rosewood
  • current event lolz : burningpantsman
• They are adding the third weapon for Duke to carry. : Kub666
• lmfaooooo : zombie man
• Boom, twist! : ichfan
• At least they made a funny video about it. : DinK
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  Pitchford Thanks for coming to the forums and beating us up a bit over this. We asked you guys to co : NukemForever
  • I realize that some of you feel betrayed by the date change. I'm sorry. I hope I can earn your trust back : NukemForever
• directed by m. night shyamalan : Metatron85
• Lol indeed. ;D : shurcool
• The saga continues. : JediDwag
• FOR OLD TIMES SAKE! : RuskiSnajper