Morning Discussion

by Alice O'Connor, Feb 18, 2011 5:00am PST

I would very much like to tell you something about video games this morning but the truth is that I'm far too excited to concentrate. Tomorrow evening I'll be seeing the truly wonderful and dreadful Troll 2 along with a documentary about it, Best Worst Movie. I'm a sucker for enjoyably bad movies, especially bad horror movies, and oh my gooooooooooooooood Troll 2 is fantastically bad.

But video games are real, they do exist, and they are happening, so let's get onto those, yes? I hear they have buttons and everything nowadays.

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By: Broken Canoe x Show Full Post

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Why are there giant exploding cocks in Minecraft and what in hell are they.

Need to stop building shit out of dirt and sand

Feb 18, 2011 1:34pm PST

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Why are there giant exploding cocks in Minecraft and what in hell are they. Need to stop building shi : Broken Canoe
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  creepers. : riptyde
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    jeepers : DrZettl
    - Where'd you get those eyes : Slowtreme
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  Giant orgasmic zombie penises : Vikingzombie
  - Lawl you know better than this. Also I miss the creepers why we no play anymore :( : sho_gun85
- I play on a peaceful server just so I don't have to deal with those assholes. : Grumbeld
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  Creepers, also known as suicide hedges. Ok, Yahtzee coined the second name, but I like it. Until you ... : Arcanum
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    Aha! Now it all makes sense :)
    
    Feb 18, 2011 2:24pm PST
    
    Aha! Now it all makes sense :) : Broken Canoe
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    Na, you just need to know how to sword dance with them ;) : bad_fish
    - exactly. once you learn the trick, every non-archer is completely trivial. if you die from a creeper, y... : electroly
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  the only dangerous mob in minecraft is the archer. every other mob is trivial to avoid and, if need be, ... : electroly
  - here's how you kill every non-archer minecraft mob with your bare hands: step 1: run forward and punch... : electroly
- have you cock looked at by a professional if it is green. : ass-street
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  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . Â° o ~~~( 8=======D ) That would be the elusive Cock Torpedo : BeerHunter
  - A+ for effort A+ for execution C+ for lack of curvature : Crabs Jarrard
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uyxVmdaJ-w : silentbobuk
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  They are a failed attempt at making a pig. But he liked it and used it as the first hostile mob. : r4wk
  - I'm glad someone else knew this. : sho_gun85

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