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Morning Discussion
by Alice O'Connor, Jan 20, 2011 5:00am PSTCan't think. Head fluffy. Lymph nodes sore. Throat stinging. Shoulders ache. You did want to know that, didn't you? Excellent. In that case, you may look inside my head:
If the bubblicious Ark Hotel were ever built, it would prove beyond all doubt that the world is completely and utterly brilliant and everything in it is absolutely perfect.
'Can' frontman Damo Suzuki rocks out with Dead Sea Apes. Yes, he's still verging on incomprehensible but yes, he's still got it.
A selection of lewd pranks and shamings from 17th Century London. There are no rude pictures and it's all very tame but only you know how cruel your workplace is.
One Night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
Is Bruce Wayne only a mask Batman wears? Of course not. Don't be daft.
The latest and greatest TF2 version of a pop song. This time, the Scout and Pyro sing 'Love The Way You Lie' by Eminem and Rihanna. Quite splendid.
Go on, now. Do a Thursday. Hop to it.
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I received a WE from: RADMAN! Wooooooooo. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/1.jpg
Here is the letter: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/2.jpg That was really sweet of Radman to stalk me.
WHAT THE FUCK!? https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/3.jpg That isn't radman's signature!
So now I'm pretty much fucked, because Radman isn't IComeInPeace (as far as I know) so I can't just burn down his house becuase he knows IComeInPeace. I don't really understand the shenanigans going on here. I have to pull myself together here.
I wasn't sure what these weird things were, so I asked my Dad. He told me they were called "Floppy Discs" I thought that was a stupid name for them because they don't really bend. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/4.jpg
Look at how many of these mothers there are. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/5.jpg Apparently Windows 95 is a primitive GUI for DOS.
This "memory stick" was full of "pornography" which was actually quite strange. Many of the pictures were simply duplicates of the other pictures, but with neck/head area cropped out. I... may be developing a strange fetish a result. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/7.jpg
I was a bit motivated to get this "dos" and "windows 95" up and running, but I didn't have any "floppy" drives to run it with. Luckily IComeInPeace provided a tool that read raw electrical fields from iron based materials. Check out the benchmark time. 1 minute to boot till desktop and enter a dos session! https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/81.jpg SUCCESS!
He also included this amazing remote control and kvm. Since the remote seems to double as a mouse, I decided to use it to RDP into my new windows 95 computer. I'm also running an internet time server, so I can control both of them at once now! https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/10.jpg
Part of the reason why it has taken me so long to post these is because I have been spending the last month trying to get this puppy working: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/11.jpg Sadly, there is no x64 support for it. I do have an xp box that I may try it on, but the pentium 4 in it runs at 115 degrees. celcius.
With my new windows 95 box, I decided to program a game from this book. Unfortunately, I made a typo somewhere. Since the display is only about 8 lines long, and I can't really read what it says, I can't find it :( https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/12.jpg
What IS THIS? Whatever it is, it came with a form of ancient currency. I tried to sell it to a numismatist but he told me it was worthless. I tried explaining to him that it was A COLLECTOR'S ITEM, but he wasn't having any of it. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/13.jpg
One of my favourite games and one of my least favourite games in the same picture. Remember when games came in those cases? Good times. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/14.jpg
IComeInPeace must know about my alternate history of being a graphics designer because he has given me what are essentially, cheat tools for graphics designers. I will plagarize the fuck out of these cliparts in Illustrator and profit from someone else's work. I call it: "The Capcom Mobile Method" https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/15.jpg
Since I took this out of the box, I haven't been feeling well. My skin has actually been peeling off a little bit and I've been really weak. Occasionally I'll find blood in my urine or stool. I'm not saying IComeInPeace is trying to kill me with biological warfare, but I wouldn't rule it out either. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/16.jpg
This is a sexy little bitch that can handle getting filled by more than a few plugs if you know what I mean. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/17.jpg
Last but not least, IComeInPeace broke the rules and sent me something of actual worth and value. As I am a man of principal, I chose not to use this on myself, instead subsidizing a purchase of Kinect Sports for my twin nephews. This decision proved poor, as I somehow injured myself playing the game, possibly tearing my lat while boxing. I have since recovered, but I'm not sure if I will ever be the same. https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26156/WE/18.jpg
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