Unfortunately, after I wrote a delightful account of my influenza, I realised that perhaps you might not share my enthusiasm for such things. You don't want to be a cyborg, to know the volume and RGB colour of humours violently ejected from the chassis of all living humans and that's okay, honestly it is, it's simply a bit primitive. To spare you any uncomfortable feelings, I scrapped my tale and sheepishly wrote this new paragraph.
And this is why it's only with great reluctance that They allow me near The Internet. Anyway, you did see the new GTA IV low-friction cars video, didn't you? Good, good.