Morning Discussion

Xav's off to Newfoundland or the Moon or Arkansas or Paris or Dubai or Scunthorpe or somewhere equally exotic today, so I'm on Morning Discussion duties again. Hello!

Want to look at a thing this morning? Go read the fabulous Santa brand book. It has a "Curve of credulity" graph and everything.

Fancy playing a thing? Here's Isoball 3. It doesn't have guns but there is a ball.

From The Chatty
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    December 16, 2010 5:00 AM

    Fallout New Vegas Patch for the XBOX is Live!?

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      December 16, 2010 5:03 AM

      Why do you keep torturing yourself?

      Just let it go, multisync, let it go.

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      December 16, 2010 5:05 AM

      Nice. I wonder how many new bugs it introduces?

      New Bugs:
      * Pressing "A" causes your character to explode.
      * Firing weapons no longer works properly.
      * Upon booting the game, your 360 will catch fire.

      Next patch will fix these issues just before the NEXT DLC comes out!

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      December 16, 2010 5:10 AM

      looniboy posted in your previous thread that it went live by 2AM PST

      gogogogo

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        December 16, 2010 5:11 AM

        I know I saw that's why I posted this, in awe and disbelief!!!

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          December 16, 2010 5:39 AM

          Please report back if your problems were solved!

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      December 16, 2010 5:12 AM

      Nope, but Johnny five is alive!

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      December 16, 2010 5:51 AM

      Except for you. We filtered out your gamertag so you won't get the update. I find your threads entertaining.

      Kidding. I'm a monster.

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        December 16, 2010 5:54 AM

        so help me god if i get home and Ed-E isn't there YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BURNING

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      December 16, 2010 7:21 AM

      http://twitter.com/loonyboi/status/15367939813277696

      The patch for Fallout: New Vegas should be live for everyone on PC, PS3 and now 360 as of 2 AM this morning. Download and be merry.

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      December 16, 2010 7:28 AM

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        December 16, 2010 7:36 AM


        A man sits down in a restaurant and, when the waitress arrives, orders a bowl of chili.

        Soon the waitress brings the chili and the man alarmingly notices her right thumb is in the chili. “Uh, ma’am”, asks the man, “may I ask what your thumb is doing in my bowl of chili”?

        “Well”, answers the waitress, “I went to the doctor today, and he said I have arthritis in my thumb…..and to keep it in something warm every chance I got”.

        Outraged, the man retorts, “Well, then….why don’t you shove it up your ass??” The waitress smiles, and says, “I DO when I’m back in the kitchen”.

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        December 16, 2010 7:43 AM

        With Fallout NV it's more like this: I'm the guy who requests a new glass of water after she points to a vacant coaster on the table and says "there's the water!" I wave my hand in thin air and she says "right there!!!"

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