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by Steve Gibson, May 21, 2000 4:55am PDTSo I get a call from an old friend the other day at his office with some busted email. He works at some hot-shot lawyer place etc. Ted then tells me that his sysadmin at the office who is usually incredible at running their 12pc Win98 network somehow broke everything on the email server. After about 10 minutes of pure amazement at their network configuration I tell Ted to get the guy fired. (The admin actually had the email backup folder for the entire network shared to the world!) I was just too amazed with how a monkey like that got a job to not share. I imagine you guys have even worse stories? This stuff almost never gets old.
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So me and my girlfriend (she's a tech too) are going into how this would cost littel more than the basic conection and us wiring the building...and the so-called "admin" of the school network looks me straight in the face and says, with the long I sound in linux...
"You know, they give away the linux for free."
Jessica walked away, and I just nodded and looked at the floor... and had a huge laff at his expense on the way home.
Thought I'd share
Monsto
more pimpage!!
http://www.quadmonkey.co.uk
no "word up monkeyboy" greenlad updated first so its
"aaargghhh!!! something green"
that was friday, so where the hell are the pix?
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Post 172. Scroll somewhat slowly right with your mouse while that post is on your screen. Watch after the YAYAYA is done... then there's a blank part and....
HIS POST REPEATS!
heh.
Boogieman
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C:\>ping www.goatse.cx
Pinging goatse.cx [192.41.62.108] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 192.41.62.108: bytes=32 time=597ms TTL=243
Reply from 192.41.62.108: bytes=32 time=546ms TTL=243
Reply from 192.41.62.108: bytes=32 time=438ms TTL=243
Reply from 192.41.62.108: bytes=32 time=247ms TTL=243
Ping statistics for 192.41.62.108:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 247ms, Maximum = 597ms, Average = 457ms
C:\>
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=390ms TTL=241
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=640ms TTL=241
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=456ms TTL=241
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=822ms TTL=241
Thats from ISDN in Australia. Nice and consistant *cough*
Pinging www.shugashack.com [209.39.192.7] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=60ms TTL=240
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=70ms TTL=240
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=70ms TTL=240
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=70ms TTL=240
Ping statistics for 209.39.192.7:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 60ms, Maximum = 70ms, Average = 67ms
not too bad... same as king's T1
C:\>ping www.shugashack.com
PING wird ausgeführt für www.shugashack.com [209.39.192.7] mit 32 Bytes Daten:
Antwort von 209.39.192.7: Bytes=32 Zeit=178ms TTL=238
Antwort von 209.39.192.7: Bytes=32 Zeit=187ms TTL=238
Antwort von 209.39.192.7: Bytes=32 Zeit=177ms TTL=238
Antwort von 209.39.192.7: Bytes=32 Zeit=183ms TTL=238
Ping-Statistik für 209.39.192.7:
Pakete: Gesendet = 4, Empfangen = 4, Verloren = 0 (0% Verlust),
Ca. Zeitangaben in Millisek.:
Minimum = 177ms, Maximum = 187ms, Mittelwert = 181ms
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this is off of a T1 on Qwest's network:
C:\WINDOWS\Desktop>ping www.shugashack.com
Pinging www.shugashack.com [209.39.192.7] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=66ms TTL=244
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=66ms TTL=244
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=68ms TTL=244
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=71ms TTL=244
Ping statistics for 209.39.192.7:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 66ms, Maximum = 71ms, Average = 67ms
oh wait!
PCAnywhere
C:\WINDOWS\Desktop>ping www.shugashack.com
Pinging www.shugashack.com [209.39.192.7] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=99ms TTL=241
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=101ms TTL=241
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=106ms TTL=241
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=90ms TTL=241
Ping statistics for 209.39.192.7:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 90ms, Maximum = 106ms, Average = 99ms
holy shit our US link sucks!
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C:\WINDOWS>ping www.shugashack.com
Pinging www.shugashack.com [209.39.192.7] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=383ms TTL=241
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=419ms TTL=241
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=392ms TTL=241
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=361ms TTL=241
Ping statistics for 209.39.192.7:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 361ms, Maximum = 419ms, Average = 388ms
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but since y'al do it, i do it, too.
28.8 (laugh your asses off, in 3 weeks i'll get my isdn and shortly after that dsl or cable) from nc:
C:\WINDOWS>ping shugashack.com
Pinging shugashack.com [209.39.192.7] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=214ms TTL=245
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=211ms TTL=245
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=265ms TTL=245
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=242ms TTL=245
Ping statistics for 209.39.192.7:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 211ms, Maximum = 265ms, Average = 233ms
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my souncard is screwed
i got a creative labs ensoniq audio pci
i start-up my comp and when i log-on my comp freezes and my speakers
put out a sharp screaching noise
i figured it would be my soundcard so i log-on in safe mode
and un-install my soundcard driver
i restart and log-on and it works but now i got no sound
HELP PLZ :(
Like the HW engineer I worked with who thought all memory was called SIMMs, when DIMMs started showing up around the office, he called them SIMM DIMMs (I have the actual hardware signout sheet to prove it).
I guess his stuff went to 11 (obscure Spinal Tap reference)
simpsons..from northern kentucky...doesn't make sense.
ech, blah..anyway..
stupid question, expecting stupid answer:
anyone know how to tell what type of motherboard you have cuz i need to buy some more ram, and i have no idea what to buy..that whole simm dimm thing is just boggling me? any of you guys help a brotha out. i'm using win98..is there somewhere i check to find out what type it is? I've got a Pentium Celeron 333MHz w/64 Megs of ram (not sure which)..also, is it written somewhere on the mobo itself that identifies what type it is. ram prices have fallen, so i wanna go out and cop some. can't stand this ghetto shit.
tanx
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~ Danke
Tymetodie.
KNICK'ED
Tymetodie
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Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=79ms TTL=244
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=79ms TTL=244
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=79ms TTL=244
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=79ms TTL=244
Ping statistics for 209.39.192.7:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 79ms, Maximum = 79ms, Average = 79ms
C:\>ping www.shugashack.com
Pinging www.shugashack.com [209.39.192.7] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=705ms TTL=239
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=831ms TTL=239
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=565ms TTL=239
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=644ms TTL=239
Ping statistics for 209.39.192.7:
Packets: Sent = 4, Recieved = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip time in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 565ms, Maximum = 831ms, Average = 686ms
sad thing is im on a 56k. heh
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Sincerely,
Marcus Allen
CBS Sports
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=61ms TTL=242
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=65ms TTL=242
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=85ms TTL=242
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=73ms TTL=242
Cable Modem from Canada East.
just saw it on the season finale!
Beschreib uns dein Projekt! Was kannst du tun, um Shugashack in den schatten stellen? Mehr nachrichten? Mehr prOn? Ein Besseres aussehen?
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Danke,
dognose
PING www.shugashack.com (209.39.192.7): 56 data bytes
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=0 ttl=243 time=117.2 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=1 ttl=243 time=113.1 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=2 ttl=243 time=115.7 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=3 ttl=243 time=118.5 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=5 ttl=243 time=107.8 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=6 ttl=243 time=117.7 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=7 ttl=243 time=115.6 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=8 ttl=243 time=110.9 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=9 ttl=243 time=113.1 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=10 ttl=243 time=134.8 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=12 ttl=243 time=104.0 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=13 ttl=243 time=113.8 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=14 ttl=243 time=114.7 ms
64 bytes from 209.39.192.7: icmp_seq=15 ttl=243 time=116.6 ms
--- www.shugashack.com ping statistics ---
17 packets transmitted, 14 packets received, 17% packet loss]r]b
round-trip min/avg/max = 104.0/115.2/134.8 ms
I fucking hate cable and wireless.
This is off of 128k ISDN on uswest.net an hour north of Denver, Colorado (it sucks).
C:\WINDOWS>ping www.shugashack.com
Pinging www.shugashack.com [209.39.192.7] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=95ms TTL=242
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=92ms TTL=242
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=87ms TTL=242
Reply from 209.39.192.7: bytes=32 time=91ms TTL=242
Ping statistics for 209.39.192.7:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 87ms, Maximum = 95ms, Average = 91ms