Morning Discussion: Thanksgiving Edition

Good morning, Internet! A very merry Thanksgiving to you all. Especially to everyone who isn't in the USA and, as such, will be working today. To mark the occasion, we have some seasonal features lined up for your reading pleasure.

We also get to see again what happens when I'm the only person behind the news desk. I would like to pretend it'll wild and exciting today but in reality, today will be very slow and quite dull as everything has shut down in concession to the USA and I don't particularly want to get scolded for misbehaving on the Internet--a very serious crime.

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die in Black Friday queue crushes.