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  Touchy Feely Pokey Squeely II : drucifer
  • we played that twice and now we have two kids i don't want to play that any more : Deathlove
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    Finger spank 3.0 : hankyJR
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      uh he wanted something right up her alley : boring gegtik
      • Girls do finger spank, too, you know? :) : hankyJR
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  srsly, Dragon Age and Oblivion should keep her busy for the next couple of months : dirge23
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    I never played Oblivion, but it seemed pretty much perfect from all the love, right? : Deathlove
    • Yeah he is right. Both of these own. I'd suggest that she play DA first as it is way shorter compared to ... : jimmy_legs
    • it is far from perfect, but i played it for over 100 hours : dirge23
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      Far from perfect. It fixes many of Morrowind's problems, but does everything Morrowind did great much wor... : Fenring42
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        She actually skipped Morrowind - she played a fuckload of Daggerfall, though. : Deathlove
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          I can't recommend it enough. GotY is my favorite game ever. I never played Daggerfall. : Fenring42
          • morrowind is also awesome, but you're just trading one set of problems for another, and morrowind is olde... : dirge23
    • Oblivion is great. So immersive! I played it for 30+ hours, just side missions, and had a blast. Did not ... : utgaardsloke
    • Her complaint that it's not modern enough is sorely wrong. It could have come out today and still be prai... : nwillard
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  Trine? : MercFox1
  • Trine was more of a platformer than an RPG. : Deathlove
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  Ultima and Wizardry are pretty hardcore RPGs. Also, Dragon Age is fairly violent. Does she only want ... : deveus1
  • She was actually hoping for 360! She looked at Fable and wasn't wildly turned on by it. : Deathlove
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  Baldur's Gate. dur. : TShandy
  • been there, done those. : Deathlove
  • if she's up for something older, this is like the best thing ever. going from the beginning of BG to the ... : dirge23
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  Witcher? It's the Witchiest. : geedeck
  • I should have put 360 into the magic box that I put text into. : Deathlove
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  Sounds like my sister. She has like 600 hours in White Knight Chronicles. : Freon
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    Interesting. Is that that game that you couldn't play the sequel for if you didn't finish the first one? : Deathlove
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      That would be it. You need to finish the first game to start the second game. They'll be including the fi... : Talonus.
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        Its actually a real nice RPG on the PS3, damn it I have to finish it :( : valcan_s
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          I like JRPGs and couldn't get very far into it unfortunately. Nobody acknowledging you character's existe... : Talonus.
          • Oh, it's a JRPG? I don't think she'll be down with that. : Deathlove
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  Look no further than --> http://store.steampowered.com/app/58540/ Buy Divinity II: The Dragon Knight Sag... : valcan_s
  • If she likes this Risen would also be a good choice. : Talonus.
• Install a few mods to improve oblivion, Quarls Texture Pack especially if graphics are bothering her. : RetroRedEyeJr
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  Where the hell did you find a woman who likes Ultima? : Lone Swordsman
  • seriously : CecilPhilpot
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    the internet : Deathlove
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      I will now immediately reconsider my general disregard for internet dating sights and such : locater16
      • i met her on aol in 1994. your ship has sailed, friend. : Deathlove
• i don't think IS anything like that on 360 besides Dragon Age and Oblivion : CecilPhilpot
• The Etrian Odyssey series for the DS make for good Wizardry clones. I wouldn't say they exactly have a go... : Talonus.
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  Fable II? Women love that shit. : mechanicalgrape
  • he asked for a sword-and-sorcery RPG, not a real estate/dating sim : CecilPhilpot
• Divinity II fits that bill.. : Visceral Monkey
• well if you really like ultima and looks for something similar today it's easy: stop looking : razorblade79
• Torchlight? : IHATEDUST
• Oblivion mod Nehrim is pretty good. I'm not far in, but I prefer it to vanila : Chipwarrior
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  RISEN : vx2o
  • ^ PC version : vx2o
• Wzardry 8 on the PC? If she haven't played it to death already though. : utgaardsloke
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  Why single player thou? wow seem like a terrific match for all the criteria except for the sp part : Gapyro
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    wow is like the opposite of a good ultima : razorblade79
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      o.o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3t_Qecnpac wiz8.. Yea u pretty much opposite : Gapyro
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        that's not ultima. : razorblade79
        • and I strongly doubt wizardry resembles wow more than ultima. a 10 minute video can't tell you shit about... : razorblade79
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    You have never played Ultima or Wizardry have you? Be honest. : bipolar
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      nope Are they worth picking up today? esp since i have a active sub to wow already : Gapyro
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        You'd quit them both within 10 minutes. : bipolar
        • Nothing personal, just if you haven't grown up playing these types of games I'd reckon they are virtually... : bipolar
• Fable: The Lost Chapters for PC. : BlockheadBrown
• Also.... Planescape: Torment : BlockheadBrown
• Arcania: Gothic 4? : Dong Patrol
• temple of elemental evil, not a whole lotta story, but has some good dialog at times. : thebroccoli
• WoW :) : [7]kami

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• whoa. im getting a 500 internal server error with this message: A team of highly trained monkeys has been : Mmmmmoo
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  That seemed like a bit too many numbers popping up. : Fenring42
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    Agreed. Probably his first time playing. I bet that dies down after 20 mins or so. : TEXIT
    • I thought it said he got level 11 with something. I was gonna check but now it errors out. : Fenring42
    • Yeah, all the AR stuff he got was for Level 1 stuff, but he was up to level 12. Over all, this seems ... : Fenring42
  • none of that in hardcore : vynn
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  i didn't know you can revive teammates now. also, those bots are terrible : Mmmmmoo
  • Yea I've seen that pop up on the 360 a few times. Glood luck on actually reviving someone....... : -=kodiak=-
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  Kind of a weird setting for a map. It looks so out of place for the gameplay, like those random Quake3 ma... : pyide
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    Did you watch the end? : TEXIT
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      No I got bored after a minute. : pyide
      • And there it is, nice. Not the best view and the pop-ups immediately after don't help, but it's still a g... : pyide
  • 50s nuclear test site ala Indian Jones :) Good stuff.... : GeorgeB3DR
  • According to the developers, it's supposed to be the 'fun map,' hence the silly setting. : noxiousgg
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  So you can get XP by playing on an empty server with bots? : Empyric
  • Combat Training (vs. bots) has a separate rank progression from the online mode. It's for practicing your... : deveus1
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  The game doesn't look that great. I know the youtube quality has something to do with it but still. : ant_hillbilly
  • Well one thing we do know, the PC version will look the best out of the 3. : TEXIT
  • Probably still on the same basic engine. It's like expecting New Vegas to look much better than Fallout 3... : Vincent Grayson
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    I think part of it is that map, too. It's supposed to be a fake town that's about to get blown up from a ... : pyide
    • Nuke town is one of my favorite maps online so far. : -=kodiak=-
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  is that the UT2003 engine? : gyokuro
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    I think it's idTech 3, not 100% though. It's heavily modified. : Fenring42
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      wow can we say "CONSOLE'ed" Those graphics look like ass. : gyokuro
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        To be fair the map is an old nuclear town test site as George said above. Everything is supposed to look... : TEXIT
        • yeah it looked a bit surreal. The lighting was real flat. : gyokuro
      • herp derp console'ed guyz : dewdman
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        Or he's running the game on a shitty computer : Strid3rtheGreat
        • or he has a bunch of effects turned off. I didn't even see dynamic lighting. : gyokuro
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      yeah, it's based on quake 3 from good ole '99. carmack's code is still kickin it. : spectr3
      • that guy writes code to last : gyokuro
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      Why wouldn't they use the IW engine? : Fred Garvin
      • That's still Q3 based. : greasyjohn
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  Can you turn off all the notifications for achievements and crap? :O : SockMonkeh
  • I don't think you've been able to do that since World at War. Maybe. : greasyjohn
  • Okay, I just bought this game on Steam. : SockMonkeh
  • play hardcore mode : vynn
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  This looks the same as Modern Warfare 2, which looked the same as Modern Warfare. Meanwhile TF2 plays ... : locater16
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    And black ops plays vastly different than mw2. Jesus. You people need to pay more attention. : -=kodiak=-
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      What do you like better so far, or is it too early to tell? : pyide
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        You buy weapon attachments and perks. Also rece tly unlocked weapons. Killstreak reward do not stack. Th... : -=kodiak=-
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          those sound like pretty minor changes to a game that essentially plays the same and costs another $60. L... : valael
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            The little things add up. Trust me. Los of this shit should have been fixed in mw2 But infinity ward di... : -=kodiak=-
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              Scavenger also doesn't get you more noob tube ammo, i believe. : deveus1
              • yep, dont get more n00b tube. No more one man army, No more danger close. Shit like this RUINED mw2 on... : -=kodiak=-
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                also i find the n00b tube has been toned down damage wise as well. Blast radius isnt as large. You hav... : -=kodiak=-
                • I never used the noob tube except when I first unlocked a rifle and had no other attachments for it. : deject
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              &^%$. What good is ONE claymore? : Dr_Cube
              • you can move it after you plant it BTW. It's good enough for 1 kill. I've got LOTS of clyamore kills a... : -=kodiak=-
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            New Theater Mode to allow Video Playback and Screenshots that you can share (think Halo) and watch with f... : deveus1
            • the contract system is cool sauce. It really is. al;though it sucks ass when the only contracts you ha... : -=kodiak=-
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          They've stopped nothing, the game will be packed with cheesy bastards in no time : snuff
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            There's always going to be cheese in the games. Whether it's an unbalanced gun, or the rc car bomb. I ca... : -=kodiak=-
            • Kodiak's right. MW2 was fucking garbage. The bullshit just got out of control; game balance was ruined. B... : Dr_Cube
    • kodiak I liked MW2 for like a month but then I thought it got boring and poopy. Is this one better!? Help... : justwr!ght
  • "Our biplane is in the air" I fucking LOLed. Never change Treyarch. You're so good at making mods. : retarded talking dinosaur
  • i played a little MW1 today. it felt so primitive compared to MW2 : spiderfill
• I've always wondered if the guys who made urban terror or action quake every worked for infinity ward, be... : crazywigga
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  I haven't really played any of the newer FPS but whats with all the HUD shit on screen? : jayares
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    +1 "You don't suck!" +2 "hey, it's an achievement, the title says it" +3 "something something" : shirif
    • holy shit! think off all that you can ACHIEVE with this game. Be all that you can be! : gyokuro
• Ha, I was going to comment "Holy fuck, is he playing against bots!!?" Then I read the youtube info... ... : nevlos
• I guess I'm just old / broken, because that does not look fun in the least (but then again, neither did C... : InfoBiter
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  All that text shit from Modern Warfare 2 is cluttering up the screen. :( : MercFox1
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    and the lame little rock rift it plays everytime it shows something gets really repetative fast : gyokuro
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      It would be better if it wasn't the same riff but different parts of a sweet ass rock opera and in order ... : SockMonkeh
      • And it it had a hesian banging his head somewhere on the screen.. that would fucking own. : snuff
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  Where are the BLOPS BLOPS BLOPS BLOPS BLOPS reviews? : givemesnacks
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    Embargo in one hour. : rudds
    • Last minute embargoes are lame and an obvious attempt to keep critics quiet as long as possible. : Fred Garvin
• Ehhhhh. Same ol. : timaste
• That looks pretty sweet. : Cliffzorz
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  This looks like a Modern warfare map pack. : Boxelder
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    except all of the maps in black ops are 10x better than MW2. the best maps in mw2 were the cod4 ones L... : -=kodiak=-
    • Yea, MW2 was fun but the maps were so very bland. : BouillonCubes
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      how can you say this with a game that is so new? : valael
      • easy, because ive spent 9 hours alone in multiplayer. : -=kodiak=-
    • Does it come with bonus Treyarch map glitches? : Fred Garvin
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  i would consider buying this on steam if it wasn't $60. That much for what is essentially a multiplayer o... : DrFlammable
  • $60 MW2 mod/bugfix : snuff
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  FUCK YEAH HARD ROCK BLIP EVERY 5 SECONDS FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH \m/ \m/ \m/ \m/ : sanchez
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    Iron Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiden! : gyokuro
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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEQdQBXgikQ#t=16s : snuff
      • lol thats great : gyokuro
  • haha my thoughts exactly : proclone1
• too bad its one long corridor am i right : Chandler55
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  Preloaded - When does it unlock on Steam? : vynn
  • 7am PST : NFXFSX
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  Way too fast. It's like Q3 with normal weapons. : Fred Garvin
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    Normal-ish. That M16 bugs me. : greasyjohn
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      what bugs you about it? : Herman Toothrot
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        M16's didn't have top rails until the A3, in the early 90's. Until then you couldn't take off the carry h... : greasyjohn
        • i didn't even notice that at first, but yeah, you're right : Herman Toothrot
  • Fast FPSs are the best ones. It drove me nuts when suddenly after Quake 1, most FPS games got really slow... : Vincent Grayson
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  I hope you can hide in a fridge if someone unlocks the nuke. : swimteampie
  • it blows you to the next level : Trips
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  Word has it there's stuttering problems with the pc version. Verdict? : kaijuseijin
  • well, the mp lags out completely everytime someone joins or leaves, so yea.. theres some issues atm. : rmjackson
• IGN video review http://www.ign.com/videos/2010/11/09/call-of-duty-black-ops-video-review?objectid=143... : vynn
• GT video review: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/review-hd-call-of/707272 : vynn
• WTF moment when I realized they were speaking icelandic : OrkO

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  The folks who I've met in person already know this, and a handful of others have guessed. Now that I' : daVinci1980
  • Cool. We already knew that though :) : MagicWishMonkey
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    valcan was gushing over the latest tech demo... any comments on that? : dedgecko
    • Even though I've been working on tessellation for the last couple of months, I only first saw the aliens ... : daVinci1980
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    Where's the second 'i', I can't seem to find it. : Fenring42
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      Oh shit, I swear I had it highlighted before. My post is like Top Gear... Ambitious but rubbish. : daVinci1980
      • I'm sure it's there, just I can't find it. : Fenring42
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        No wait, it's in 'first'. It's hard to pick out there, though. : daVinci1980
        • Okay, there we go. : Fenring42
  • Hot. : dognose
  • Aha! A bias appears! j/k congrats on the job can you make it so I can run SLI on a Crossfire moth... : deject
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    Hello, John. : Moonbase Commander
    • Well now that's just creepy. :) : daVinci1980
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    I bet you work for nVidia. : theangrywaffles
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      Nope, NVIDIA. : jra101
      • nvidiA you mean. : theangrywaffles
  • I'm so proud of you. : SockMonkeh
  • you really like line breaks. : Dave-A
  • How fast do you think the rollout of more 3d monitors is going to be? The selection right now is pretty n... : veras
  • 10/10 : sanchez
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    Sorry about outing you. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
    • I've been planning on outing myself since I passed 4k. I even thought about doing it for 5k. Then I plann... : daVinci1980
  • Cool story bro. : soggybagel
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    Congrats.. And what does your company's tiny office in Hillsboro, OR do? I drive by a small building th... : tangles
    • To be honest, I have no idea. However, we're fairly vertical in our integration--most sites work on a lit... : daVinci1980
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    Can you walk downstairs and punch your marketing team for the awful branding of the card types? : ghost in my shell
    • I do this frequently. Unfortunately, I think I've only made it worse. : daVinci1980
    • The GeForce 8800? I mean 9800, I mean GTS 250? : jra101
  • I don't want a free video card but I'll take a shirt, thanks! : AllYourBase
  • if I mail you my 8800GT, can you fix the loud fan? Hook it up broski. : jingletard
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    Haha, I had guessed it was NVIDIA from your past posts, but glad it's official. Thanks again for your h... : reelbk
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      John is really, really smart. But these days, I think his focus is more on big-picture ideas and getting ... : daVinci1980
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        Oh wow. I just always pictured him as the lone genius churning out the engines with a bunch of tools/pipe... : reelbk
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          Err, at least I think that's tessellation I'm performing. I may have my terms wrong here, perhaps I meant... : reelbk
          • Tessellation can be performed on or offline. Newer hardware (gtx 4xx) supports programmable tessellation ... : daVinci1980
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    Finally, gosh. : jra101
    • I'm tapping my foot as we speak. : daVinci1980
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    Jen-Hsun Huang, does he own your soul? : Alco23
    • Pretty much. It's hard to work here and not drink the koolaid. He goes by Jensen around here, though. : daVinci1980
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      And which NVIDIA cards do you have in your home machine/s? : Alco23
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        I have a gtx 460. Great card. : daVinci1980
        • I have a 480GTX which has that horrible "feature" of running higher clocks with dual-monitors which leads... : Alco23
  • I'm pretty sure its nVIDIA :) : GoodBoy
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    Nice. Do you love the cock too? : Link.
    • Also ILTC. : daVinci1980
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    A pleasure. I've been a long time nvidia user, always felt they had the best hardware AND software; GTX 4... : Dr_Cube
    • I think I can safely speak for NVIDIA when I say "thanks!" : daVinci1980
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    So how would tessellation work on existing meshes besides the standard subdivision techniques? : locater16
    • I'll come back to this (and by that I mean start a new thread) in a week or so. I want to get the paper p... : daVinci1980
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    Awesome. Unfortunately I think you ended up putting that apostrophe in the wrong place. You're talking : DinK
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      I think there are two competitors, but usually only one that consumers really think about. : daVinci1980
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        I don't think that affects any of the apostrophe nagging in my post though. Any number of competitors, w... : DinK
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          Oh yeah, you're totally right. I thought I wrote competitors. Competition is clearly always single, even ... : daVinci1980
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            unless there are multiple competitions : RikiTiki2
            • Yeah don't forget the multiple competitions. : DinK
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    At Blizzcon we checked out Starcraft 2 in 3D. All of us were really surprised at how great it was. Not go : Serpico74
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      Cool story, I went out to Blizzard for three days to help make that happen, along with a very talented Bl... : daVinci1980
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        Which monitor you using? : Serpico74
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          The ASUS monitor is really good. I still use a Samsung at work. I know this will be funny, but I don't... : daVinci1980
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            I'll probably get a Panasonic 3D plasma for my home office next year, first I wanna see the new products ... : Serpico74
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              I wonder if 3D TVs will be designed to take 120Hz source material like a PC monitor would. I thought for... : DinK
              • I believe that this changes with HDMI 1.4, but don't quote me on that. :) : daVinci1980
        • I'd like to know this as well. I'm looking to get a 120hz soon. : reelbk
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    You made nearly 5800 comments in a little over a year. That's all I can take from this post. : noobja
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      I thought that was a lot, but then I saw that I only make about 11 posts a day. one random winner doe... : daVinci1980
      • I'd post all day if I didnt work in a place that didn't allow me to. : noobja
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    Is it possible to run DirectX apps in stereo with a Quadro 3700 card using nVidia 3d drivers? Also do pro... : RuffasBluetain
    • Yes, and I'm not sure but I'd guess no. : daVinci1980
  • Thanks for all the hard work =) : deveus1
  • oh hi - it's ""the competition's", but you don't need to be Shakespeare. :D : Borzoi
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    Can you make a Quadro actually worth it's price? I'll pay you in zombies. : synapse19
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      If you can't do that, can you make it so I can see 3D images by using just one eye? I don't know what thi... : synapse19
      • :( : anhero
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    Say hi to Brian Harvey for me. Unless you ARE Brian, in which case we need to chat. ;) : Thornfist
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      I talk to Brian about once a week. Nice guy. PM me your name and I'll tell him you said hi. :) : daVinci1980
      • Thomas Taylor, I used to be a marketing sleaze over at Sony Online. ;) : Thornfist
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    do you know mark076? : MikkleThePickle
    • I don't think so. : daVinci1980
  • I thought you were going to be talking about weed. : thecray
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  Nice gig! Have fun with it. Do I get extra points for having owned a TNT, TNT2, Geforce, Geforce 3 ti, ... : Gwyndion
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    Sorry you're missing TNT 2 Ultra and GeForce 2. : ErichTopp
    • Yeah, I skipped right over GeForce 2 for some reason... which made it that much better when I got the top... : Gwyndion
  • Hell yes, your dividend check is in the mail. : daVinci1980
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  what is this all about : spaceless
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    are you a furry??? : spaceless
    • ^ This. People are gonna read this and not read the reply and assume you are a furry! :P : Arcath
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      Yes. I go visit game developers, help them optimize their games, and then put on a squirrel suit and try ... : daVinci1980
      • :3 : spaceless
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  This isn't about gay at all. Mofo. : hankyJR
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    You just have to know where to look. : abrasion
    • I don't even have to look. : hankyJR

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• PushiePixel : byorn
• Mogabu : Goto10
• Blaq-Edge : lukej1337
• Huff Pufflestuff : Dong Patrol
• 8BitTart : ryuuseki
• PooPie : rasputinreborn
• Pixelicious Pi? : harold.johnson
• PieIsDelicious : AgentPothead
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    really? lol : PixelPie
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      yes, it's hilarious and you should do it : veras
      • I agree with this guy; I wouldn't mind losing to HorseToucher : Dong Patrol
• Guacamole Robbery : ant_hillbilly
• ultrahetero : boring gegtik
• PixelPieInTheSky : OverloadUT
• RetroCake : Sapiens
• Curmudgeonly Crab : Happy Doodle Muffin
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  SliceOPie : Fenring42
  • Or FinnTheHu-Man : Fenring42
• not seeing it yet! : PixelPie
• Peasantlauncher : jonin
• 1024x768 : lpearl
• Dead.Pixel : c_man_tmt
• Pickletickler : mastermike569
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    • that sounds all sorts of dirty... i love it : Korban
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• NuclearGradeCupcake : Happy Doodle Muffin
• Melted Pixel : choppp
• RasterPie : OverloadUT
• Renormalize : locater16
• pokemon face : azenmaster
• DixelDie. No: Pixeljunk. : Thick Axelrod
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    • fuck I must unconsciously pick up other people's suggestions in these types of posts and rip them off, I'... : DeBurgo
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  TexelTart : GoS-CPT-Stewart
  • Or Perhaps TexelToast would be more to your liking? : GoS-CPT-Stewart
• PixelProBoner : deject
• Pie Fighter : Jikim
• VoxelCake : umegastar
• Push Mower : JynnanTonnyx
• WorldsHappiestLobster CrapGuy ThePopeOfVideoGames PorkingtonHamway BorzoiDognoise PopsiclePeachpit ... : Happy Doodle Muffin
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• WarmPixelPie : InfoBiter
• VoxelCake : acidnynex
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  • Grape Drank : Earl Greigh
• Kurt Rumble : kershner25
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    This might be it lol : PixelPie
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      CMYKake : Dave-A
      • SeeEmWhy : Earl Greigh
      • ok, if PixelPie doesn't use this, i'm totally grabbing it : CecilPhilpot
      • I'm such a nerd I laughed. : Snipergen
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      Ok I went with my company name PixelatedGames but devpaul inspired me so I'll PM him :) : PixelPie
      • add me also : PixelPie
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        just wondering but what was your original name? : Mmmmmoo
        • ShortCock45 : Phreakin
      • gracias again! still can't decide between AssCreed2 or Ruse? : devpaul
  • Dammit, this is what I was going to suggest every time I looked at this thread this afternoon and tonight... : boarder2
• AbnormalMap : DeBurgo
• GratuitousPixels : Alco23
• BlockyPastry : at0micgarden
• Phydeaux : Thresher
• PieHumper : GrimmyD
• Crispyween : stoned wallaby crop circle
• 2peyearrrr : exit button
• VESA Localbus : BlockheadBrown
• Filthy Anus : Godhatesfatpeople
• Resplendent Pox : vezatron
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  GIANT FAGGOT : goatjc
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    There was a shacker that'd always be on cue with these name posts. : goatjc
    • I think it was New York Ranger 1966. : deject
  • Catapult Fatgit : g.lee
• Saint Sveti : vezatron
• cumpie : spaceless
• Mani Hands : vezatron
• PIXEL< ) : supermonkeyballz
• PorciniButtTaki : vezatron
• Pixel314 : CrustaR
• NerfPuff : vezatron
• Blackguyinalittlecoat : RPGFPS
• Young Peezy : spectr3
• GravityPie : classicfork
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  ..ooOO |X| 420 P1x3lPYE 420 |X| OOoo,, : DrZettl
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    well, this would help him blend in : CecilPhilpot
    • It has all the xbl gamertag requisites. I was gonna work SMOKER in there, but the 420 was enough. : DrZettl
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  PixelatedGames : pyide
  • lmao : PixelPie
• AOHellPixelPie : ErichTopp
• JonathanBedrava : JonathanBedrava
• Timmy Toolbag : Tommy Toolbag
• NotTheRightPP : PlanetPerfecto
• MinePie : Xencer
• CumBucketz : Darkfox76
• 8=====D : BeerHunter
• PixiePig : razlebol
• SparklyJesus : Thornfist
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  ixelPipe : rbjester
  • clever : hankyJR
• RasterCookie : Orange Pylon
• Pexel. Poxel. Piexel. : lyme
• GRANPASHANDS : VictoriouSecret
• PixelAteIt : jra101
• WillFarrellSucksDicks78 : NexusOne
• Pixeldust : metldude
• Pixel314 : greh kleh
• PieHolePatron : GoodBoy
• VectorCake? : FreshlyShavenGreasedAndAngry
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  Change it to ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏Ì... : KaboomzZz
  • Your post breaks shacknews. :( : daVinci1980
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    oh god, the code is leaking everywhere! : TheQuad
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      There ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑... : KaboomzZz
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        I blame dognose. : KaboomzZz
        • You've basically bukkake'd all over shacknews. Also, post+username. : daVinci1980
  • w͚͖̜̖̙̥͌͊̑͂̀̂ͫͭ͊̀t̓̓͆̉̃̋Í... : harold.johnson
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    lol. thought my monitor was fucked up there : Mmmmmoo
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      My $700 monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!! : sanchez
      • WHILE WEARING MY $3000 SUIT! : abrasion
  • amazing. : miasma&!
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    testing reply ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏... : filthysock
    • That thing is fucking nasty! love it. : abrasion
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    he comes : ZombieAcademy
    • Z̷̛̺͙͚̬͕̟͔̳͔̲͚̹͍ͮ̓͊̓ͥ͐ͩ͠A̸... : harold.johnson
  • Whoa. : anhero
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    Holy shit, that works all over the place : InfoBiter
    • yes. yes it does. its hilarious. usually you get banned though lol. : KaboomzZz
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      I submitted it to reddit. If it became popular I'm pretty sure the internet would be in chaos for a while... : KaboomzZz
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        This already has come and gone as being popular. Look up zalgo : OverloadUT
        • dammit. it has. I didn't know it was called Zalgo. It made its rounds on the shack about two years ago, I... : KaboomzZz
      • works on twitter :) : filthysock
  • This is amazing. : pgharavi
  • hahahaha : DrFlammable
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    Can one of you screenshot it? It has no effect on OS X apparently (not even in Firefox). : ovrlrd
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      http://www.shackpics.com/files/ZalgoShack_0tu7d3iw1hm73n8rss8r.jpg : Xevo
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        Nice! Apparently Windows font rendering is exploitable. Try the thread in Safari for Windows, I bet it ha... : ovrlrd
        • It's all weird for me like the pic in Safari 5.0.2 (6533.18.5) on 10.6.4. : heartsauce
    • http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=droidUpload_nszhohwxzs9ltzcdkt2n.jpg : harold.johnson
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    you took that from my profile. this one makes text go backwards and in reverse, ‫‬‭... : dignan
    • ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉ testing to see if i... : dignan
    • yes, it all originated from you... : moshman
  • What the ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙�... : IHATEDUST
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    Excellent, I just broke my Facebook page! : timmie
    • I tried but it said it was too long : skelom
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  IT'S OVER PEOPLE : PixelPie
  • eiPlexiP : dognose
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    did you pick HorseToucher : veras
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      Yes add me. : PixelPie
      • hahaha : KaboomzZz
• its like the Matrix : smax
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  I managed to copy-paste one of the code corrupted posts and google search it: http://www.shackpics.com/fi... : Xevo
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    http://www.marlborotech.com/Zalgo.html have fun : harold.johnson
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      time to troll facebook : DrFlammable
      • I had to shorten my message due to the 420 lol character limit, which adds up quickly with this. : Xevo
• boxcarsally : xpogox
• wtf is wrong with this thread? it looks like someone jizzed ascii all up in dis bitch. : lcizzle
• DerezzedCustard : thebroccoli

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  The first 2 are kind of silly logic puzzles but the last one is just an analogy for some standard securit... : derelict515
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    isnt 3 ssh or something : spaceless
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      rsa? : spaceless
      • sounds more like diffie helman key exchange : ArcKnight
    • I doubt they care that specifically, just the general concept of man in the middle and certificates proba... : derelict515
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  How big of a schoolbus? $20 each Bob, can you call me and I'll call you back. : drucifer
  • See, under that pun ridden shell is a real genius : rosewood
• The first two are basically just questions to see how you break down a problem (at least that's how I'd a... : daVinci1980
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  #3 wouldn't it be 1:1 still? Just sketching out a quick diagram graphically seems to show this. #5 is tr : sgtsanity
  • #3 Interesting, if someone has a girl, then that offsets all the ones that have a boy and stop. If the se... : Trippiv
  • #3: Assume all couples have at least 1 child. Then: % who have 1 (and is a boy): 50% % who have 2: 25 : daVinci1980
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    #3The chance of having a boy or girl is 50/50, so in any population (including the problem) the ratio wil : indosauros
    • Each family wouldn't give you 50/50, they would all give you different ratios but the distribution of tho... : DinK
  • 5 is so you cant put the cover down the hole : whore
• "duuuur...How big is the bus? Is it one of those short buses that i used to go to school in?...what why a... : gyokuro
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  I've actually been asked the manhole question. : K1Bond007
  • What did you tell them abbot your man hole? : rosewood
• every single one a negative charge; deionize clouds let it rain Lastly call me. : massdev
• I would wave my eighth-grade Math Bee certificate at the interviewer, then go to another room, think for ... : eldersveld
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  I wonder what would happen if you were really, really qualified with stellar references, and you just res... : LeapingFool
  • "I'd just google that." : GloriousCow
• Here are 15 more questions if you were bored with the first 15. http://www.businessinsider.com/15-more-g... : .ka`boom.zZz.
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  There's a really good book about this called How Would You Move Mt. Fuji. It's about the Microsoft inter... : romulan
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    It's funny because MS no longer uses these type of questions for the most part. : cltcprd
    • This is true from my experience. : PixelPie
• #8 is something you can type upside down on a calculator yeah? : dooberzoo
• wow crazy : bolneze
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  How many windows would you have to open to vent the noxious ego gas at Google's HQ? : jingletard
  • Simple, the answer is CODBLOPS : jingletard
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    ahaha ... those fucking people think theyre so smart.. they should go to hell!!! : boring gegtik
    • shame on you : spaceless
• If I got them all right do I get to work for google? Ok, I sort of cheated on the balls one, I heard the ... : locater16
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  Is the manhole cover question really that difficult? Seriously? : cerealSAM2
  • I've heard it discussed to death in the past but it's a pretty good question if you've never heard it bef... : boring gegtik
• #3 What's your phone number. Also, splash Tobasco sauce in Eve's eyes before giving her the card back." : edgewise
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  Virus, did you have to answer any of these questions? : deathofrats
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    Does Virus have an ivy league education? How about the guy who works on Chrome? : Ellissd
    • Zero|DPX went to Harvey Mudd. : angrytaxman
  • Yes : virus
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    It's odd, when they interviewed me, I wasn't asked any of the weird questions people talk about. I actual... : Bean
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      if they had asked you a question you had studied the answer to, would you have pretended you hadn't heard... : GloriousCow
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        I really don't know since it didn't happen! I would like to think that I'd just give the answer right awa... : Bean
        • I totally would have faked it and tried to look smart :( : GloriousCow
  • Project managers get asked these types of questions. Software engineers don't; I was asked pretty standar... : mroizo40
• I own a shirt that answers #5. : Grumbeld
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  #11 Tell the greater half to kill off the lesser half that they will get a bigger portion of the booty... : mobab
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    #12 For 7 balls Left side (L): 3 balls Right side: (R): 3 balls Not weighed (M): 2 Balls (1) If... : mobab
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      #15 Swim towards the very center of the blades. When it turns on, nothing happens, except you'll just s... : mobab
      • swim get to the very center by any means : mobab
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        The blender is empty though. I'd just lay down on the bottom. : Priest77
        • Never said that you can't get on the blade, but that was my initial answer also, to "duck". : mobab
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    the ideas were the same. mine was little more lethal. But if you were to simply divide the booty up li : mobab
    • tag fail, meant o [ ] o instead : mobab
  • 4. You are at a party with a friend and 10 people are present including you and the friend… Your... : mobab
• #12 1) Take six balls, put three of them on each side of the balance. Keep the other two balls. 2A)... : Priest77
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  Thought process is incredibly important for certain roles. : kbaxter
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    certain most (at least at tech employers). : daVinci1980
    • Completely agree. Also, I'm pretty sure you could sell multiple solutions so long as your logic makes ... : kbaxter
• we ask very similar questions to the first two in our interview processa and, whilst i work for a technol... : erotic sock
• YMMV but I had much different (and better) questions when I interviewed with goog. Some of mine: whit... : rt702
• I got to the third phone interview and bombed lol : PixelPie
• I think a better answer to #11 would be to poison your whole crew and keep all the booty for yourself. : SockMonkeh
• I didn't get asked any of those. Interview questions vary wildly by the interviewer and what sort of p... : Zero|DPX